Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[Claw Hama]

Oh, I think Mavis is in for a rough trot so I think it should go to Wouldwood.

[Woodwould]

Woo-hoo!

OK, give this one a go...

http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/July%201st%20-%20Weird%20Sports15.img_assist_custom.jpg

[pugwash]

Cheese and crackers!

(maybe a bit obscure if you don't know what's going on.)

[mic-d]

Jock says the secret of my success, "Twenty four hours out from the event I always eat the cheese I won last year, then at the start I fart like hell and then run like hell. Poor buggers never know what hit em"

Cheers
Michael

[Claw Hama]

"NEW" Bob Jane T-mart DONUT JOGGERS will keep you safe in the trafic:2tsup: BUT don't wear them on the wet grass:(, wear ya footy boots:D.

[Sawdust Maker]

You can sure feel that beef vindaloo in the morning

[Biggles73]

i only asked whose shout it was

[A Duke]

It's all down hill from here!


(I see more of us are into cheese chasing than F1 celebrations)

[Chief Tiff]

The footy boots helped but not as much as the machinegunner in the bushes

[Woodwould]

i only asked whose shout it was
:thyel: Off you go!

[Skew's_Girl]

Awww Maaaaan, late again. I would have said
'It's Raining Men Hallelujah! It's raining... damnit, just Poms again."

A downpour of Aussies (excited giggle) that'd be nice. :D

[tea lady]

A downpour of Aussies (excited giggle) that'd be nice. :D:D They're not all as skinny as Skew! Most you wouldn't want to land on you! :rolleyes::p.....

:sofa:

[Biggles73]

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[DavidG]

Purpose built for my son and his long sits.

[Claw Hama]

(From deep inside a large echoy chamber)

Hey Honey, have you seen the remote for the big screen tv anywhere??

[Sawdust Maker]

A man's gotta have all the comforts in life

[tea lady]

....aND WITH THE ADDITION OF THE FRIG. tHE FINAL PIECE OF THE PUZZLE. pHIL NEVER HAD TO LEAVE HIS FAVORITE ROOM AGAIN!



(Cuurse you caps lock! :C )

[Chief Tiff]

Then it hit him: if he extended the north side slightly he'd be able to fit in the pool table too.

[Biggles73]

Then it hit him: if he extended the north side slightly he'd be able to fit in the pool table too.


I did and it did! over to you

[Chief Tiff]

Here's one for those of an equestrian bent...

[chrisb691]

They're fine Neddy, he'll grow into them.

[Sawdust Maker]

What happens when the farrier is on holidays


Did you want shoes, but the boots fit so well

[A Duke]

Haw!

[Woodwould]

"Mick! What in the name o' God did ye call that leprechaun a cross-eyed wee runt for?"

"Ah shaddup wid ye Paddy! We've still got our boots haven't we? Let's just head fer home".

[Biggles73]

even with corrective shoes Neddy still had two left feet...:no:



... and you can't say farrier than that:doh:

[tea lady]

You want me to gallop? No way! These boots were made for walking!

[Claw Hama]

Aww I hated walkin on all that wet gwass and cow poo.

[Sawdust Maker]

You want me to gallop? No way! These boots were made for walking!
chuckle

[pugwash]

NOTICE. All saw horses must wear protective footwear on site.

[Chief Tiff]

"Mick! What in the name o' God did ye call that leprechaun a cross-eyed wee runt for?"

"Ah shaddup wid ye Paddy! We've still got our boots haven't we? Let's just head fer home".


Woodwould has it, t'be sure t'be sure.

[Woodwould]

Again!

[chrisb691]

Bush dentistry at it's best.

[Chief Tiff]

Whistling while he worked, Mr brown ensured that his daughter's latest beau fully understood the meaning of the phrase "Have her home by ten o'clock".

[Biggles73]

After their Gulf of Mexico ''incident'', BP decided to downscale operations for a while

[mic-d]

Ahh, the bad old days, before the Dremel.

Cheers
Michael

[RETIRED]

From bloke under drill, "ahhhhhh, I see the problem."

[pugwash]

"Right, Mrs. La-de-da bootmaker," said the farrier, "I'll teach you to pinch my customers!"

[Woodwould]

At the risk of appearing rigged, I have to give it back to Chief Tiff.

:thyel: to all the others though.

[Sawdust Maker]

At the risk of appearing rigged, I have to give it back to Chief Tiff.

:thyel: to all the others though.

Only the quick and the dead here ...

anyway

Wendy was reconsidering her decision not to take the painkillers

[Scorp]

Did anyone else notice that the drill bit was not aligned with ANY teeth?.Was more likely to remove a disc in the neck.

[Chief Tiff]

Toothache is this guy's least concern....

[labr@]

Is this what happens when you don't chew your stake properly before swallowing?

[Woodwould]

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[wheelinround]

When Pole vaulting goes bad

[Scorp]

Oh, you said "Ass".Sorry, I mis-heard!

[chrisb691]

The downside to chewing toothpicks, is that farts can becone quite painful.

[Yonnee]

Local birds no longer intimidated by Scarecrow.

[Sawdust Maker]

So ended the reign of terror of Count Scarecrow

[wheelinround]

Tin Man finally gave it to Scarecrow in the End

[A Duke]

Whew! That was a stiff one.

[wheelinround]

's going to smyte this one

Firm stools

[Biggles73]

with some considerable effort Geoff proved that a square peg in round hole was achieveable

[mic-d]

Geez that was close. A bit lower and it would have been a really nasty injury.

Cheers
Michael

[AlexS]

Just waiting for an update.

[A Duke]

Shafted

[Ashore]

So your prince 'Vlad the impaler' , god your an ugly bugger.
By the way how did you ever get a name like that ?

[Woodwould]

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[mic-d]

"Well it was a brave attempt by Scary to storm the enemy position, but at least he's given me an idea, lets run up the white flag."

Cheers
Michael

[RETIRED]

Robbos revenge.:D

[Claw Hama]

Owch, talk about the sh!ty end of the stick.

[Chief Tiff]

VERY hard to choose one from this selection of excellence, but I think Mic-d can have the next one.

Over to you Micheal...!

[mic-d]

Thanks CT. Here you go...

[Scorp]

Taking a pride in their work!

[Yonnee]

Africa's alternative to U.S. Air Marshalls.

[Woodwould]

Forewarned of their departure, the Springboks' farewell party arrived ahead of time.

[Sawdust Maker]

Charlie never needed security when leaving the plane overnight at Dubbo Zoo

[chrisb691]

Due to circumstances beyond our control, today's takeoff has been delayed.

[RETIRED]

One lion to another, " I wonder how long they will stay in there?"

[Cliff Rogers]

I reckon the preflight walk around would be brief. :D

[Groggy]

The 'pride of the fleet' wasn't exactly what we expecting...

[A Duke]

Now lets see those customs Beagles sniff out my stash.

[Biggles73]

word soon spread about the airlines carrion luggage policy...

[pugwash]

"Thank goodness for a bit of shade, this lion dancing is exhausting!"

[mic-d]

Biggles you made me chuckle, have a go:)

Cheers
Michael

[Biggles73]

allright then...159991

[Biggles73]

160003

do your worst..

[Cliff Rogers]

Which one.... you have posted 2.

[Sawdust Maker]

1/ Blackie had been watching too many yogi cartoons

2/ Bruce knew smoking during his line of work was dangerous so his missus took over during smoko.

[A Duke]

1) Why are we waiting.
2) That was before land mines , now the woman walks in front.

[Biggles73]

sorry.. go the last one

[Claw Hama]

1/ Me? I'm just waiting for my mate and his mrs to the bring the firewood for the barby.

2/ Hurry up woman, Barry will be unbearable by the time we get to the pic a nic grounds.
He's like a bear with a sore head if he doesn't get his lunch on time.

[Cliff Rogers]

Very good. :D :2tsup:

[pugwash]

"If we get stopped by the cops it's just for personal use OK?"

[Biggles73]

"If we get stopped by the cops it's just for personal use OK?"

very good! off you go

[pugwash]

OK. Hang on a minute. (power cuts)

[pugwash]

Here you go.

[Woodwould]

Muriel kept nagging Geofrey to shell out for a new couch. He finally gave in and bought her eggactly she wanted, but the yoke was on her.

[mic-d]

Eggkea darling?

Cheers
Michael

[A Duke]

WARNING handle like eggs.

[chrisb691]

John could never feel comfortable at his mother-in-law's, he always felt like he was sitting on eggshells.

[pugwash]

John could never feel comfortable at his mother-in-law's, he always felt like he was sitting on eggshells.

You can't beat a mother-in-law joke. Your go Chris.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Bugger, too late again! Oh well... just for the hell of it:

"The new vogue in lounge furnishings wasn't all it was cracked up to be."

"Hey, d00d! You wouldn't believe how many chicks have been laid on that couch!"

"New Fratboy Sofa, perfect for bachelor pads. 100% guaranteed to pull chicks!"

[chrisb691]

Sorry for the delay, just came back to the thread. Looking...Looking...Looking.

Watch this space.

[chrisb691]

Go for it folks...but don't let the axe wielder get you.

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[Sawdust Maker]

Sam never even got close to the girls until he bought the monkey suit.

[Woodwould]

Oi! Cut out that monkey business!

A nice cross section of nature; six tits and a chimp.

Girl on right to girl on "Keep that stun gun handy!"

[A Duke]

Who said the chicks don't go for the hairy guys.

[Chief Tiff]

Having made a fortune in the Tarzan movies, Cheetah spent most of it on women and alcohol. And squandered the rest.

[Claw Hama]

What Chimp?

[Biggles73]

no, I said 'Bring some money'...