Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[mic-d]

Oh sorry Raelene, I just assumed your name was Sunday Roast, that's what the master calls you.

[mic-d]

"Here's a tip, keep laying your eggs in the house, eventually the master will grow to love you too. Hehehe, stupid dawg."

[underfoot]

So tell me again....how do you pee on a tree without falling over?

[labr@]

No eggs huh? Guess that means I only get 1 carton of milk.

[Cliff Rogers]

No eggs huh? Guess that means I only get 1 carton of milk.
You had to be there. :think:

[labr@]

You had to be there. :think:

.......and I've been there, believe me!

[tea lady]

No eggs huh? Guess that means I only get 1 carton of milk.


You had to be there. :think:


.......and I've been there, believe me!

:rofl:

[Groggy]

I dyed my feathers so I look like the Prime Minister - What do you think?

[tea lady]

I dyed my feathers so I look like the Prime Minister - What do you think?Dunno! You still smell like dinner to me!

[Ozkaban]

"Why Not?"

"Well, because you're no pussy cat, and I'm certainly no owl. And besides, I don't have a boat."

[Ozkaban]

I dyed my feathers so I look like the Prime Minister - What do you think?

well, your butt pokes out as far :whistling:

[rotten_66]

No eggs huh? Guess that means I only get 1 carton of milk.

We have a winner.

Cross thread promotion at its best.


Over to you Labrat,

Ron

[Sawdust Maker]

I was about to post

Rhode Island Red, hah, I'm a Rhodes Scholar!


But I did like the cross link joke :2tsup:

[labr@]

Try this one.........

[A Duke]

1) What do you mean "don't use your mobile while driving"?

2) In the days of old when seat belts hadn't been invented.

[tea lady]

It works fine as long as I don't drive further than the cord can reach. :cool:

[rayintheuk]

Can I use this to 'phone the Doctor? I'm suffering from a severe case of sepia.

Ray

[Woodwould]

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[underfoot]

..and this button..well..it makes the seat vibraa-a-a-a-ate..
...so I think I'll just give Chuck a call....

[mic-d]

I should look smug! Nothing will ever be more advanced than this.

[labr@]

I thought that one would be difficult but as usual the worthy captions popped up anyway :).

Over to yoooouuuu..................





Woodwould!:U

[Cliff Rogers]

Strewth... ya gotta be bloody quick... not even 6 & a half hours.... what happens if you have to duck out to do some work. :oo:

[Woodwould]

That was quick!

Do your best chaps!

[rotten_66]

"Roxanne, you don't have to put out the red light."

[Cliff Rogers]

Nice dress.... shame about the model. :D

[A Duke]

Mutton dressed as lamb.

[pugwash]

An American attempt to copy the gold Coast meter maids!

[underfoot]

Doris wasn't sure that her visit to the discount plastic surgery emporium was worth the 5 bucks

[rayintheuk]

...... so when Charles was talking to some plants, Camilla went on the prowl.

Ray

[mic-d]

Tasmania may look ok on the map but when you uncover it a bit, you discover it's not a place you want to go.

[mic-d]

When politics gets real: At the State of the Union Address, the US president simply showed this slide and walked out.

[skot]

This is not what I had in mind when they advertised "INEXPENSIVE PLASTIC SURGERY TO MAKE YOU LOOK & FEEL DIFFERENT"

Sorry underfoot..I didn't see your's before I put this in

[Woodwould]

Your turn again Undie!

[underfoot]

oops..been away..how about

[Ozkaban]

The local fire brigade spokesman was enthusiastic but he didnt really have a lot going on upstairs...

[Sawdust Maker]

The Army's latest urban camouflage

[labr@]

"I promise cheap housing and head protection for everyone if elected" says local candidate Mr Bill Mc Greeee-ecky-ecky-fertang-fertang-wump-feagal of the Silly Party.

[rayintheuk]

I know you said you had a mobile home, but ............

Ray

[rotten_66]

And the world will end on May 22, no for real.

[pugwash]

"I should have heeded Barbie's advice," said Ken, "and taken the BLUE pill."

[A Duke]

"So tell the listeners why you think this will give you more protection then a couple of hot dog roles over your ears."

[underfoot]

but he didnt really have a lot going on upstairs...
All winners :D.. but this one tickled..over to you Oz

[Ozkaban]

Have we had this one before? Seemed appropriate :D

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=171037&stc=1&d=1306230656

[Sawdust Maker]

I put on my best shorts for Martha's cremation

[Claw Hama]

Hah, Midnight oil and roof insulation just doesn't mix!

[tea lady]

Now where did I leave my fiddle?

[Woodwould]

"Is it just me, or are these mints really hot?"

[underfoot]

Little did Barry know that the ASP (Anti Smoking Police) had two operatives on the roof ready to take him out.

[pugwash]

Joe was quite happy to rent out his attic to the two visiting aliens, although their jetpacks were a bit noisy.

[Ozkaban]

I put on my best shorts for Martha's cremation

Thought this one was cool... Over to you, Nick.

[Sawdust Maker]

Hmm
I liked TL's

but anyway for the fashionistas how about this?

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[AlexS]

When he suggested she try the 'butterfly flick', Fred's girlfriend completely misunderstood what he wanted.

[Ozkaban]

Appologies in advance for the geekiness of this response...

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=171157&stc=1&d=1306365242
Where m = money and t = taste

Seriously though, what is wrong with this girl? Mind you, some idiot paid $16,000 (I think) for that toilet lid she wore to the recent wedding...


Hmm
I liked TL's


Yeah, me too, but you squeaked home :cool:

Cheers,
Dave

[rsser]

Another air head.

[Woodwould]

Butter(fly) head!

[chrisb691]

Kate decided the pretzel hat was more suitable for a wedding.

[A Duke]

"Not quite there yet, try swapping the green and orange ones and we will have another look."

[mic-d]

The closest she'll come to wearing a Monarch headdress

[pugwash]

"See, what happened was, I bought this hat decorated with caterpillers....."

[Ozkaban]

The closest she'll come to wearing a Monarch headdress

heh heh, like that play on words :D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Little did she suspect, when she naively slipped the freshly-cut flower behind her ear, that it was genetically enhanced...

[tea lady]

So how do we calculate the effects of twenty five butterfly wings flapping? :hmm:

When Sharron went to the butterfly house she knew that white attrects them best, so she wahsed her best hat in New Whiter Brighter Omo!:doh:

[Sawdust Maker]

My funny bone liked the Monarch headdress

so take it away mic-d :2tsup:



A special thanks to AlexS for broadening my education :o

[tea lady]

A special thanks to AlexS for broadening my education :o:C Yeah! I don't think I'll google words I don't know from him anymore. :rolleyes::D although he could just mean THIS! (http://www.twjc.co.uk/tut103.html)

[mic-d]

Thanks. Righto, lets see what Alex does with this one:)

[A Duke]

"What makes you think I tore the bean bag?"

[Sawdust Maker]

We promise to ship your cat with that little extra TLC

[pugwash]

Going on holiday?
Need someone to look after your cat?
Simply pack your cat securely in a cardboard box and post to:

The Holiday Homes for Cats Pie Company.
Melbourne.
Australia.

[Ozkaban]

Pussy cat, Pussy Cat, where have you bean?
I've bean down to London postmarked to the Queen
Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, what did you there?
I struggled and struggled to come up for air

[underfoot]

Fluffy...master of disguise...becomes a lamington...
in an attempt to surprise that pesky mouse

[tea lady]

Hell! That's the last time I rub myself on the curtain first! :C

[mic-d]

For sale. Cat with attractive features

[mic-d]

spot kit for the progressive leopard?

is it poor form to caption your own pic?:):?

[Sawdust Maker]

...

is it poor form to caption your own pic?:):?


Only if you give to gong to yourself :o- I think there's a rule about nepotism, somewhere

[Ozkaban]

is it poor form to caption your own pic?:):?


Possibly not, but if you win there might be some questions!

[stuffy]

Recycling Tip: Your unwanted cat makes excellent reusable packaging.

[RedShirtGuy]

"You win this round Nikola Tesla."

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Anti-static packaging, my asre!

[Gra]

what happens when you buy a cat on ebay

[Groggy]

Puss got a packet of fleas for Christmas but couldn't unwrap them.

[Claw Hama]

I'm sure you said there was a mouse in that computer box??

[Cliff Rogers]

Hump... what hump? :rolleyes:

[mic-d]

Well there were a few good ones there and very hard to split so a coin toss gives it to GRA. Away you go...

[Claw Hama]

Yep that one made me chuckle too.

[mic-d]

yep, and your's and undy's made me chuckle too.

[tea lady]

They were all abit of a chuckle. Cat-lamington :rofl:

[Gra]

Won it already... Dont have much handy. How about a pic of my son.

[pugwash]

"Aw Mum! The cushions have got me again!"

[pugwash]

"I knew I should have worn pants. Now I'm stuck to the vinyl."

[Ozkaban]

This 'I Dream of Genie' trick is a crock! Been at it for half an hour and still no dinner!

[Cliff Rogers]

"I don't care if the next episode isn't til tomorrow, I've got my seat & I'm not moving."

[labr@]

"No deal!"

[Sawdust Maker]

I'm sitting here and holding my breath until I get another choc chip cookie

[pugwash]

"Let me stay up to watch Spicks and Specks and I'll give you the two bucks I found down the back of the sofa."

[mic-d]

Come on Dad, hurry up and pick the bloody caption winner!:D:;

[Gra]

sawdust maker, is so close to the truth, he has to win. So go for it SM

[Sawdust Maker]

so what was the truth?
But I'm not sure I can handle the truth :p


OK here's the next piccy

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[RedShirtGuy]

The Pope test driving the new Jesus Mobile.

[Ozkaban]

Top Gear Yugoslavia...

...one presenter and a slightly reduced stunt budget...

[Cliff Rogers]

"We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yell.... Who says it isn't Yellow?"