Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[Sawdust Maker]

Your mum really should have taught you to do your own laces

[A Duke]

Hear no evil, see no evil, I'm not doing any thing.

[A Duke]

She's just shy about her giraffe suit.

[Sawdust Maker]

who was wearing the giraffe suit and where? :o

[ana58]

well boys first lid off lights the fire!

[AlexS]

OK, a quick one's a good one. (The comp, I'm talking about.)
A few good ones, Hon. mentions to Groggy, Sawdust Maker and Duke, but the cup goes to TL for "I hate it when these things go off!"

Take it away TL.

[mic-d]

:yes: I didn't even bother thinking of one after that beaudie:2tsup:

[tea lady]

Take it away TL.:oo::cool:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7BUxgRoM2Q4/S78pRqvNWKI/AAAAAAAADfM/--OHm7729VM/s1600/funny-baby-506-2.jpg

[Groggy]

oops, caught me loafing!

[A Duke]

A slice short of a cannibal's sandwich.

[AlexS]

Your taste buds are on the top of your ... head?

[Sawdust Maker]

This bread is softer than my pillow

[Cliff Rogers]

Are we there yet?

[Sawdust Maker]

I'm sleeping here until I get the giraffe suit back!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Butter is bedder!

[mic-d]

This sliced bread is the best thing since pillows

[chrisb691]

I prefer brown bread with my kid sandwiches.

[Cliff Rogers]

I like kids but I couldn't eat a whole one.

[wheelinround]

Shush I'm listening to the fantastic sounds of Bread dad says thats what he listened to before the Ipod

[tea lady]

I like kids but I couldn't eat a whole one.:D Off you go Cliffy.:cool:

[Cliff Rogers]

Ta.

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=179794&stc=1&d=1314049790

[Cliff Rogers]

I have to get in first.... :rolleyes:

Ol' Moose & Lil' Momma go shopping to get a giraffe suit for Kingbo.

[mic-d]

Hi y'all, I like my rides - chunky.

[A Duke]

I told you not to leave the Harley alone in the shed with the wheat harvester.

[Ozkaban]

Can you believe the taste of some people??? I mean honestly, look at the way her bright pink bra is poking out of her shirt. Really takes the whole think into the poor taste category...

[Ozkaban]

Excerpt from the latest edition of the dictionary, under the heading "Sub-prime"

[mic-d]

This thayng goes so fast I hadta go fit me some purdy soft head restraint.

[tea lady]

This sure is a step up from the motor bike we use to ride Chuck! :D

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

It's got 2 forward speeds and 16 reverse!

[AlexS]

When Billy Joe was given the OK to trade in the postie bike, he just couldn't help himself.

[Sawdust Maker]

When Johnboy started reading biker monthly, the tractor rebuild took on a new meaning.

[fenderbelly]

Are we there yet daddy

[Cliff Rogers]

This thayng goes so fast I hadta go fit me some purdy soft head restraint.
:2tsup:

I bet he just loves blipping the throttle & dabbing the brake... they'd double as hearing protection as well. :D


Go for it mic-d.

[mic-d]

Ta Cliff. Here's one.

[pugwash]

Police riot squad training. Aussie style!

[Cliff Rogers]

No good 'plying' that bird, it will just get 'board' with it.

[tea lady]

Aussie birds tend to fight back a bit!

[A Duke]

It makes a difference from a bench dog.

[Groggy]

Big Bird won the Dunny Door kicking contest.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Geeze, some chicks just can't take a compliment. All I said was "Nice hair-do!"


Dontcha hate it when hair and carp gets stuck in your fresh lacquer?

[Sawdust Maker]

Before you make Emu and stone soup, you've got to tenderise the bird

[Cliff Rogers]

If you don't give me back my giraffe suit I'll kick your door down & take it.

[Sawdust Maker]

Ernie the Emu in training for the annual "kick the dunny door in" comp

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ya gotta be wary o' Cass.

*groan* :rolleyes:

[NCArcher]

Ya gotta be wary o' Cass.

*groan* :rolleyes:

:rofl:

[Woodwould]

During testing of the company's new bird and rat lime, Geoff demonstrated its tenacity with a Cassowary.

[Ozkaban]

**ding dong**

Avon Calling...

[mic-d]

extreme peek-a-boo

[mic-d]

Looks like we're all done. I'm giving it to Skew for the wary of casso, wasn't sure whether to laugh or groan but twas clever. Points off to Nick for twice calling it an emu:doh::D
go Skew.

[Sawdust Maker]

... Points off to Nick for twice calling it an emu:doh::D
go Skew.


I demand a judicial review
Oh ok, I know but was trying to keep a local flavour :q

[mic-d]

I demand a judicial review
Oh ok, I know but was trying to keep a local flavour :q
I hope you mean local to Sydney:D

[Cliff Rogers]

I demand a judicial review
Oh ok, I know but was trying to keep a local flavour :q
We have Cassowaries up here. :?

[tea lady]

We have Cassowaries up here. :?I think he's clutching at straws. :rolleyes::D

[Sawdust Maker]

:- :doh:

[Sawdust Maker]

Hurry up Skew, I'm getting embarrased :-

[Cliff Rogers]

Maybe you should get a giraffe suit. :D

[Sawdust Maker]

:rofl:

[RETIRED]

So it doesn't stall.

[Cliff Rogers]

I was wondering why I had to take my giraffe suit off.... it was a trap!

[A Duke]

Help!!! Save me I don't want to get wet.

[Sawdust Maker]

Help, there's an emu splashing in the bath :D

[mic-d]

Oh Dawg, if only I let them trim my toenails!

[underfoot]

Fido's scores were well down ...due to his mistimed kickout from the closed pike somersault resulted in a incomplete entry

[tea lady]

Fido's levitation training was coming along nicely......

[Groggy]

Hey! Who put the piranha in my bath!!!

[RETIRED]

Groggy has it. Take it away Greg.

[Ozkaban]

I know I'm too late, but...

No, really, I AM a Mogwai...

[Groggy]

http://solastyear.com/pigman.jpg

[A Duke]

Super Cop.

[A Duke]

If Pigs could fly we wouldn't have to give them squad cars.

[Cliff Rogers]

Bernie's giraffe suit was at the cleaners so he had to borrow his wife's.

[Sawdust Maker]

Swine flu

[labr@]

Thankfully Mr Mancini replied that he would never consider writing a theme for "The Pink Porker" and the whole project collapsed.

[underfoot]

..unfortunately, while choosing a pic for the " need a caption thread"...Groggy accidently clicked on a picture that he'd prefer no one saw......:oo::D

[Groggy]

Take it away Underfoot.

I'm.a little surprised there were no "pig in a blanket" quips though.

[mic-d]

Take it away Underfoot.

I'm.a little surprised there were no "pig in a blanket" quips though.

maybe if you gave us a little more time... Must have been a fly-by-night pig.:)

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Too late I know, but:

Alright, Superman, the fun's over. Now, what'd you do with my Bat-suit?!


(And thanks for covering for me, ! :2tsup:)

[underfoot]

alrighty...what's going on here?

[mic-d]

The first teleportation of a human goes badly. Workers tried to fulfill a request for "one last ciggie", but were unable to find anything resembling a mouth.

[rotten_66]

Remedial class for failed Kindergarten students.




Ron

[pugwash]

The suspicious package that had been left in the pub was found to contain 37 Kilos of plastic explosive.
"Thank God for that!" said Paddy the landlord, "I thought it was an accordian!"

[mic-d]

From the guy in the red sweater. "I think Patrick Swayze is groping me!"

[RETIRED]

(And thanks for covering for me, ! :2tsup:)No probs. You have a great time over there.

[tea lady]

maybe if you gave us a little more time... Must have been a fly-by-night pig.:)Yeah! I didn't even see the pic till the next one was up! :S

[tea lady]

alrighty...what's going on here?:think:


What happens if pigs fly?

[underfoot]

.....I'm still waiting for a giraffe suit joke from Cliff......:q

[Ozkaban]

While Bob thought their service was great, he thought that Carrolls was going a little overboard with their packaging for a couple of pen blanks.

[A Duke]

Take deep breaths and push, push.

[Sawdust Maker]

Take deep breaths and push, push.

:2tsup:
I now cannot think of anything even remotely funny

[Cliff Rogers]

.....I'm still waiting for a giraffe suit joke from Cliff......:q
I'm working on it... it is just stuck inside this bloody big lump of bubble gum.

[pugwash]

Students at the veterinary school practicing taking temperatures.

[rotten_66]

The brainstorming for the new Wallace and Gromit moving, was still in early development.

[Ozkaban]

the results of the refrigeration unit breaking down in the truck delivering the McNuggets...

[pugwash]

That's funny....when I mixed all my Plasticine together, it always came out that horrible brown dogsh*t colour!

[underfoot]

From the guy in the red sweater. "I think Patrick Swayze is groping me!"
Lots of good ones in this lot....this one tickled...take it away mic-d

[mic-d]

Ooh goody thanks.:)
Trouble with the mail anyone?

[Ozkaban]

USPS: United Snowy Poltergeist Service

[Cliff Rogers]

Pac Mail

[Sawdust Maker]

In order to become more user friendly Aus Post introduces three new services:
Normal delivery
Midnight delivery
Martian delivery

[tea lady]

Abominable post men!