Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[Claw Hama]

Not very often you see a BMW in pole position.

[watson]

:hahaha:

[chrisb691]

Not very often you see a BMW in pole position.
:rotfl:

[Scorp]

A BEAMER if ever I saw one!!

[pugwash]

Well that's novel. A power pole driving into a car!

[tea lady]

Well that's novel. A power pole driving into a car!
:rofl:

Now I can't think of one! :doh:

[ozhunter]

And for kicks, the bored teenagers from the Giants' kingdom went to Lilliput and played spillikins........much to the chargrin of the mayor of Lilliput who had just had the BMer polished.

[rsser]

"Shoot! That's one helluva boner!"

[chrisb691]

The police on the scene stated, that not only was the driver using his mobile phone at the time of the accident, he was making a trunk call.

[3 toed sloth]

Geez, you blokes are on fire:DBut I have to give it to Pugwash...revenge of the telegraph poles.

Go Pug:2tsup:

[pugwash]

Sorry guys. Must have dropped off.
Try this one.

[RETIRED]

The 3 Minors?

[rsser]

Chicks day out.

[Cliff Rogers]

Punk chorus.

[Sawdust Maker]

Fuzzy Choir

[mic-d]

The 3 Minors?

hehe.
:U


Munruben, Lignum and Artme in the back row of a Woodwould WIP. :D

Cheers
Michael

[A Duke]

What's for dinner Mum!!

[watson]

That's it!! One more Locust for Lunch and I'm Fledging!!

[Claw Hama]

"Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"


Rise up this mornin',
Smiled with the risin' sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin' sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin', ("This is my message to you-ou-ou:")


Singin': "Don't worry 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."
Singin': "Don't worry (don't worry) 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"




More lyrics: Bob Marley Lyrics (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/bob+marley/#share)

[ozhunter]

Caption in the paper:

"Julia and her esteemed colleaugues caught in the act. It has long been suspected that politicians have been feathereing their own nests"

[chrisb691]

...and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeee.

[3 toed sloth]

They've just seen a mirror.

[pugwash]

Special mention to Claw for quoting Bob Marley.

The one that tickled my funny bone was:

Caption in the paper:

"Julia and her esteemed colleaugues caught in the act. It has long been suspected that politicians have been feathereing their own nests"

Your turn Ozhunter!

[ozhunter]

Righto, try this one on for size.

[mic-d]

I always wondered what disappearing up your own fundament meant.

Cheers
Michael

[A Duke]

In the breach.

[underfoot]

the head bone's connected to the ...thigh bone :rolleyes:

[Claw Hama]

Oh NO00ooo, this isn't MY pelvis!!

[rsser]

Always knew Yoga was bad for you.

[mic-d]

"Introspection"

or

The Bush / Howard years

:shrug:

Cheers
Michael

[tea lady]

(This is what actually happens when babies are born! :doh: Not funny at the time. But god it a comedian. I can tell!:rolleyes: )

(Can't think of anything funny to say! Except Yeeeeeeooooooooooow! :C)

[Sawdust Maker]

Last words "mum I'm stuck!" :((

[A Duke]

Who said you can't go back where you came from?

[ozhunter]

A quick game is a good game. I'm gonna go with mic-d, cause I thought of politicians/bureaucrats when I first saw it....over to you mic-d

[chrisb691]

This is a really crap situation to be in.

[mic-d]

Goodness! I wasn't expecting that and since I'm heading up to Townsville tomorrow and internet connection may be patchy, could I ask someone else to post one, or Ozhunter if you want to choose a different person?

Cheers
Michael

[ozhunter]

You owe us one Michael. Claw Hama, over to you.

[A Duke]

As every one seems to have forggoten, how about this nice seasonal one

[wheelinround]

Santa's been drinking to much electrolites again

[mic-d]

Santa's been drinking to much electrolites again

:rofl: urine the money with that one.

Cheers
Michael

[Claw Hama]

Chingllle bellzzz, chinga bezz ohhhh narr tuu mush gud wyll


Or

"Light" beer does it to me every time

[3 toed sloth]

Santa appears in the wee hours......

[Rodgera]

Yellow River by I.P. Daily

[A Duke]

I think wheelinround has it.
Elecrolites would explane why its glowing.
Over to you.

Rodrera, you have stered up some memories of book titles from my school days.
Floods of China By I P Freely
Shorter dresses By Symore Legg
Marks on the wall By Hu Lun Dunn
Hole in the matrass By Mr. Compleatly
are some I can remember.

Regardes

[wheelinround]

:o be right back didn't expect that :no: not prepared :roll:

Keeping with the theme

[Claw Hama]

I no seeeing dubble ish a prublum barrt thus is clauss for grate alarmb

[A Duke]

Cat burgulars with clause.

[Groggy]

Invasion of the Santa Clones

[3 toed sloth]

In breaking news a S.W.A.T. team has been called out to a Christmas day hostage drama ........

[wheelinround]

Ok so I gave it long enough Christmas is over ..............and I have s feeling someone posted this last year :doh:

Over to you Duke:2tsup:

[A Duke]

Hi,
Let's see what this one brings.
Hugh

[watson]

Und Zen Ve Vill Fly Inwerted!

[Skew's_Girl]

Ivan would have won the olympics for his inventive 'behind the back clap' tuck pike with a twist, but he didn't point his toes.

[Sawdust Maker]

Banana skin, where?

[Pac man]

and then she told me to kiss my ##### ... so i did

[Scorp]

Bottoms up!!

[pugwash]

All the people in the queue laughed as Wayne was ejected from the night club for having his cap on backwards.

[rsser]

Mark Webber really spins out at Phillip Island.

[Skew's_Girl]

So that's what that button does!

[wheelinround]

Mark Webber does back flips after winning his 1st GP

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

The photo taken a few seconds prior was captioned:

Harley Rider: "Look Mum! No hands!"

[underfoot]

Once again, Wayne forgets last years promise...
I will not try the kids chrissy toys ...I will not try the.......

[tea lady]

Wayne forgets that the polarity controls are set for NORTHERN hemisphere. :doh:

[Groggy]

Hung-lo demonstrates a low-level inverted pass of Wonder Woman's invisible plane.

or

Anti-gravity socks sounded like a good idea at first...

[A Duke]

I think watson has it.
It is Mark Webber (inverted) and his German team mate Sebastian Vettel (standing on side of pool) celerbrating their 1 / 2 victory at Monaco a couple of races before Mark did his flying stunt that would have been better in a Red Bull flyig race rather than a Red Bull F! car.
So very fitting.

[watson]

Thanks Hugh.....won't be a mo.......and I'll have a pic up.

[watson]

Try this one:

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[rsser]

Oh no, not another thread about how to sharpen ... arrghh!

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Oh no, not another thread about how to sharpen ... arrghh!

:rotfl:

[Groggy]

At the last forum BBQ, Skew had one slice too many of the choccy ripple cake.

[tea lady]

There seemed to be a fatal flaw in Fred's latest chair design.

[Sawdust Maker]

The plot thickened ...
Who asked Harry to make himself comfortable and lean back?

[springwater]

Never trust a dowel joint.

[tea lady]

I told you Fred! You should have got a Domino! :doh: :rolleyes:

[A Duke]

Looking at us do you think we have had enough?

[springwater]

Where's weisy :? looks like the angle of the dangle needs a little jackerupperinn...n :rolleyes:

[underfoot]

Brian is overcome with remorse...
having failed to warn Nev of his flatulence problems

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Yet another reason that the caber toss failed as a backyard sport.

[watson]

A quick game is a good game...........take it away Ern.

[Skew's_Girl]

I know I'm too late but I'm posting it anyway:

What you don't see is that that tree has a massive burl just off the top of the frame. That's why it's leaning. Dude's snuggling up and waiting for the other guy to go to sleep. See him watching the other guy?

~*Two more burbons otta do it. Then it's ZingZing and Zoom! MuahHaHaHA!"

[watson]

I know I'm too late but I'm posting it anyway:

What you don't see is that that tree has a massive burl just off the top of the frame. That's why it's leaning. Dude's snuggling up and waiting for the other guy to go to sleep. See him watching the other guy?

~*Two more burbons otta do it. Then it's ZingZing and Zoom! MuahHaHaHA!"

:hahaha: Good one.

[rsser]

Here ya go ...

[A Duke]

Some one has been ignoring the disclaimer and taking electrical advice from some posters to this Forum.

[Skew's_Girl]

"John, you sure that's safe"
"Sure thing, it's got a surge protector"

Also:

Village idiot opening in 3, 2, 1

The phrase "Good enough for government work" Not always appropriate.

(Queue Olivia Newton John and John Travolta singing - You're the one that I Want)
"It was ELECTRIFING"

There was an Ascii art caption but apparently this forum eats whitespace. doesn't quite work.

[Sawdust Maker]

I behalf of me and me mates, I gratefully accept our nomination for a Darwin award.

[Skew's_Girl]

I behalf of me and me mates, I gratefully accept our nomination for a Darwin award.

:U i <3 the darwin awards. My favourite is still the one about the Anti-tank mine Russian Roulette. (Undetonated anti-tank landmine under the table, take a shot, stomp on the mine.) Or the guy cleaning out a fuel tank but couldn't find his flashlight too see if he got it all so he lit a match.

[watson]

Some one has been ignoring the disclaimer and taking electrical advice from some posters to this Forum.

Nah its OK....If you look closely you can see they've got their thongs on.

[A Duke]

Nah its OK....If you look closely you can see they've got their thongs on.
Ya and the barby is standing on a plank.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Oh Yeah!" [rubs hands in glee] "Once the music starts, this party will be sizzling!"


Minimum dress code: shorts and thongs.

[rsser]

"Gardamn, I feel a tingling. Don't think the leakage device is workin"

....

Some great laughs here.

"Thongs" gets an honourable mention but Skew's_Girl wins for quality and quantity.

Over to the Canuck.

[Skew's_Girl]

I was working on:
" Eye of Hugh, and toe of Bob,
Pool of Mat, and tongue of Doug,
[...]
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
"

But instead I'll just:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ummm... Honey? When I said I wanted a fly-strip I meant that sticky tape stuff hanging from the ceiling, not a zipper in the stairway... :rolleyes:

[Cliff Rogers]

Note to self, always step off with the left foot going up & the right foot going down.

[tea lady]

So the plans changed, but not until they had cut out the stairs for the now abandoned spiral staircase. :C

[pugwash]

After 8 years in jail, Fred couldn't get out of the habit of making everything from matchsticks.

[underfoot]

although, having accidently fed the stair plans through the shredder,
Frank was sure he could stick them back together.

[AlexS]

The apprentice misunderstood the instruction to get his boss a woodsaw blade.

[springwater]

Sven's quest to perfect his speed skating technique came undone about half way down. After being spun around in a game of skull and blind mans bluff, sadly, the last words he ever shouted were "watch this!"

[Skew's_Girl]

:lb::biggrin2:

I like. Have to hand this one off to TeaLady. Take it away M'lady.

[tea lady]

:lb::biggrin2:

I like. Have to hand this one off to TeaLady. Take it away M'lady.:D Will just go and find a pick!:cool: