Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[underfoot]

Hiro's adventure holiday wasn't quite what he expected...he was certain he booked the "cage diving in a pool with sharks"

[A Duke]

You're not going to get many more balls in their bags with their heads in the way.

[Sawdust Maker]

New office game - boss's head on a snooker table

[Cliff Rogers]

Hiro's adventure holiday wasn't quite what he expected...he was certain he booked the "cage diving in a pool with sharks"
Dyslexia can do that. :D

[pugwash]

Alex's next trick shot was not going to be easy.

[pugwash]

Alfredo's latest art installation caused a bit of a stir at the opening night.

[Cliff Rogers]

Snooker's answer to tennis linesmen.

[tea lady]

Not PC alert! :oo::D

Pot Yellow!?


:scareboo:

[rsser]

Fencing meets billiards.

[Groggy]

Cheating had become so rife the umpires took drastic measures.

[Bushmiller]

A really good load of captions. I won't get into seconds, thirds, highly commended etc.:rolleyes:, but I nearly gave Cliff the rosette for his first effort, which I think he may have started slightly before I posted the pic:D, he was so quick off the mark.

In the end I' ll go for anne-maria's non pc "Pot yellow!" Over to you tea lady, You've got it snookered.

Regards
Paul

[tea lady]

In the end I' ll go for anne-maria's non pc "Pot yellow!" Over to you tea lady, You've got it snookered.

Regards
Paul:oo: You've got to be kidding! Have to race off now. Back in tick with the pic! :cool:

[Sawdust Maker]

Gees TL, you've had about 12 hours :p

[tea lady]

This is very topical! I have a small boy at home for the school hols at the moment. :rolleyes: Have to get him out into the sun soon. :C

http://www.varbak.com/images/japanese-funny-cat-nb20461.jpg

[mic-d]

Your cat goes to school?:oo:

[pugwash]

"Must have been a good night out on the tiles last night. My legs don't work, my ears have fallen down and my eyes have gone so wonky I can't even see the screen!"

[Sawdust Maker]

He doesn't like much like you TL

[Sawdust Maker]

I'm sure they said Super Mario Cat Racing

[A Duke]

This touch screen really helps.

[Ozkaban]

Honest, mum. Just doing homework here. Don't even know how to get to the p0rn...

[labr@]

Ah, a new member signing up to WWF - welcome to the fold!

[Cliff Rogers]

Please miss, can I have another mouse for my laptop, I seem to have lost another one?

[mic-d]

the hinge is caught on something can you help me?

[labr@]

To get to the next field just press the tabby key.

[Cliff Rogers]

"What the hell is a caboodle?"

[underfoot]

NPWS..(National Parks and Wildlife Service) have finally discovered a way of stopping domestic cats from going feral

[Ozkaban]

Is this the the 3DS? I have trouble with seeing in 2D...

[tea lady]

Please miss, can I have another mouse for my laptop, I seem to have lost another one?Go Cliff! :cool:

[Cliff Rogers]

Oooo, ta. Let me see what I have. :think:

[Cliff Rogers]

OK, lets see what you can do with this one. :D

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=182880&stc=1&d=1317121362

[A Duke]

Vindaloo after burner activated.

[Cliff Rogers]

Look up there, its a bird, its a plane, no its, its, its..... Superstork? :cool:

Waiting for the Egret jokes to kick in.... with both barrels. :D

[mic-d]

From Mr Rabbit: "Here's another example of Julia and Labor failing to understand how the carbon tax will affect diverse elements of society. It's my understanding that with our growing population, the only way the storks could keep up with deliveries was to modernise their fleet and use jet assist. A carbon tax will have devastating impact on our population since people won't be able to start a family because of the high cost."

[mic-d]

Red Bull gives me wind.

[fenderbelly]

mmm how come the flight paths behind me

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Bloke with silly white hat spotted... commencing bombing run.

With it's long, dangling undercarriage, the Fieseler Storch's silhouette was often mistaken by untrained observers for natural wild-life.

[DavidG]

ooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh - That feels better.

[Sawdust Maker]

It's the curry I egret

[Bushmiller]

The snail trail goes ballistic.

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

CASA investigates a near miss and recommends errecting signs "storks crossing."

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

Fred circumnavigated the globe three times after lighting one of his farts

[mic-d]

Bloke with silly white hat spotted... commencing bombing run.

With it's long, dangling undercarriage, the Fieseler Storch's silhouette was often mistaken by untrained observers for natural wild-life.

if it was my choice Skew I'd give it to you just for mentioning a Fieseler Storch :cool::cool::)

[Bushmiller]

With it's long, dangling undercarriage, the Fieseler Storch's silhouette was often mistaken by untrained observers for natural wild-life.

Good pick up mic-d. Skew is exhibiting an uncommon knowledge of ornithology and aeronautics:D. Maybe you too:wink:.

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

From Mr Rabbit: "Here's another example of Julia and Labor failing to understand how the carbon tax will affect diverse elements of society. It's my understanding that with our growing population, the only way the storks could keep up with deliveries was to modernise their fleet and use jet assist. A carbon tax will have devastating impact on our population since people won't be able to start a family because of the high cost."
Big effort. :2tsup: Over to you Mic.

Unfortunately the Fieseler Storch was wasted on me... I had to google it. :B

[mic-d]

Good pick up mic-d. Skew is exhibiting an uncommon knowledge of onithology and aeronautics:D. Maybe you too:wink:.

Regards
Paul
My interest is 1930's-1990's aircraft. Birds have interested me more recently.:cool:

Thanks Cliff... Here you are

[RETIRED]

I am the Messiah.

[Bushmiller]

Walk on water? Of course you can, the incentive just has to be big enough!

[Sawdust Maker]

Jack had to run on water, as he'd just remembered he couldn't swim

[Bushmiller]

I see you can run. How are you at the crawl?

Regards
Paul

[chrisb691]

I told him, I did. I said, don't off the bull. Did he listen? No! He had to pull the buggas tail.

[mic-d]

I am the Messiah.

Yeah, whatever. Just give us a caption for the photo:q

[A Duke]

"I may not be red, but boy, when I'm angry I can give you more than wings."

[RETIRED]

yeah, whatever. Just give us a caption for the photo:qPossibly:D

[mic-d]

Over to you Hugh:D

[A Duke]

Thanks. That was a quick one.
Try this it should be up Chris Rogers alley.
(yes we have seen him before)

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Hehe. Swot me on the bum, will he? Let's see him levitate the next time he uses this...

[Bushmiller]

Hmm.. height adjustment required. This american screwdriver should do the trick.

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

Yep
as uncle Cliff says
"everything does look like a nail" :D

(NB was too early in the mornin, before coffee, Sorry Cliff)
PS if this is a winner it's really Cliff's

[Cliff Rogers]

Chris? Who is Chris? :?

Read my sig. :2tsup:

[Bushmiller]

Chris? Who is Chris? :?

Read my sig. :2tsup:

Cliff.... he meant Cliff. SM (That's close coupled, not with an &:wink:) has got it all sorted:). With this level of accreditation, I think the caption winner is a foregone conclusion.

In fact, if I were a suspicious sort of person I would be pointing to collusion. However, I am actually naieve and possibly Hugh will go with the clear winner, which just happens to be.........:rolleyes::D.

I think others should still have a go even though they are totally wasting their time!

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

I actually meant to say Uncle Criff (given how youngans can't say names proper)


so another try

Uncle Criff sent it to me for my birthday and I'm trying it out on everyfing

Or

Uncle Criff is in the bad corner as Mum wasn't happy when I tried my new present out on the crockery

[A Duke]

Sorry Uncle Criff.
Now I have to decide whether to tell you that was the deliberate mistake to test you all or admit it was a Senior's moment.
The lad's Grand dad is Chris and they live next to Mt. Rogers, no wonder my mind goes into muddle mode.

[chrisb691]

Chris? Who is Chris? :?

Read my sig. :2tsup:
I'm Chris, and I protest my innocence Chris...oops I mean Cliff.

[Cliff Rogers]

Nailed it in one. :2tsup:

[A Duke]

Well it looks like every one has given up and is awaiting my verdict.
We already had Cliff's signature so needed to top it or equal it.
I think Uncle Criff is in the naughty corner. does it for me.

So take it away Sawdust maker.

[Sawdust Maker]

I liked "nailed it in one"

Staying with the kids routine I'll submit this

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[A Duke]

Just studying The data till the track rubbers in.

[A Duke]

I liked 'nailed in one' too but the vision of Cliff in the naughty corner (for some of his other mischievous posts) is what had me rolling on the floor.

[Bushmiller]

Having been told how long it takes to become a London cabbie, Jed decided he better make a start on getting the "knowledge."

Regards
Paul

[Cliff Rogers]

There has to be a way to get this thing into reverse, I'll check the manual again. :think:

[pugwash]

Mrs. Lowndes' youngest boy Craig checks out his map.
"Mum! Where's Bathurst?"

[Pratty]

The circle of , strewth, who dropped that one !!!! :doh:

[tea lady]

Ok! Which is better? One big step? Or lots of little ones? :hmm:

[Bushmiller]

Sat Nav's a wonderful thing.

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

There has to be a way to get this thing into reverse, I'll check the manual again. :think:

Reminds me of a 3 point turn in County Wicklow - the traffic waited patiently while some daft tourist found reverse - lift the collet thingy on the gear stick :doh: bluudy hire cars :B

Over to you Cliff

even though a real bloke would be checking the manual for the first time :q

[RETIRED]

Reminds me of a 3 point turn in County Wicklow - the traffic waited patiently while some daft tourist found reverse - lift the collet thingy on the gear stick :doh: bluudy hire cars :B

Over to you Cliff

even though a real bloke would be checking the manual for the first time :qReminds me of my BIL. Buys a new car and takes delivery on Friday after work.

Goes shopping and pulls into the kerb, across a street to reverse park.

Frantic phone call to me whilst holding up half of Dandenong to find out how to get reverse.

I could hear the panic in his voice and the rather testy comments from other vehicles and the more I tried to explain the more flustered he got.

After about a minute or so, a strange voice comes on the phone, "Your friend is getting very flustered and can't work out what to do, maybe I can do it for him."

"Tell him to get out," says I. He duly does and the other person gets in.

Explain to him that you pull the little flange up and you can move the gear lever to reverse.

Done deal.

Car reverses into kerb. "Explain to my idiot BIL what you just did and show him."

"OK," says strange man and hangs up.

10 minutes later BIL rings up again.

"I can't get the car into gear."

"Put your foot on the brake," says I and hang up.

He made the mistake of telling his wife what had happened, the whole family knew in about 25 mins and he has never been allowed to forget it.

[Sawdust Maker]

:rofl:and :pointlaugh:

At least my, woops, that bluddy tourist's car, was a manual. :B

[Cliff Rogers]

Thank you, thank you, thank you....... :D

You just had to have been there, at least once....:rolleyes:

Looking for reverse in a strange car. :doh:

OK, don't bother looking for reverse in this one.

http://www.woodworkforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=183524&stc=1&d=1317639937

[A Duke]

Where is the screen for the reversing camera?


or

How many reindeer power under the bonnet?

[Sawdust Maker]

Boeing had trouble approving Jack's modifications to the 727

[Sawdust Maker]

Does anyone remember what caused Virgin to charge for excess luggage?

[A Duke]

South African National Take All Company.

[tea lady]

Looking for reverse in a strange car. :doh:
The blinker in an escort was fun for a minute or so! :D

[tea lady]

After the first flight they decided that it might be better to charge for all luggage that goes ON the plane. not gets to the other end! :doh:

[Bushmiller]

"Monday is washing day: Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are."

Regards
Paul

[Bushmiller]

Is that a stretched Fokker?

Regards
Paul

[Sawdust Maker]

What, no Tacos!

[Cliff Rogers]

What, no Tacos!
Good pick up. :wink:

[Cliff Rogers]

Does anyone remember what caused Virgin to charge for excess luggage?
OK, this seems to have stalled, you better have a go SDM.

[Sawdust Maker]

Ok

Not sure if this one's been done
but here goes

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[A Duke]

That's dangerous she could smear her lipstick or drop her phone.

[Bushmiller]

I'm gonna have to go. I need another drink and I've only got one hand.

Regards
Paul

[rustynail]

Got lippy, got phone, forgot shirt.

[rustynail]

Multitasking.....With pike.

[Bushmiller]

Left hand drive with style.

Regards
Paul

[Ken-67]

"Hang on. There's a hunky policeman flashing his lights at me. I have to freshen my lipstick."

[Ozkaban]

They always paint About-to-Crash-Dummies to see where they hit...

[Sawdust Maker]

"Hang on. There's a hunky policeman flashing his lights at me. I have to freshen my lipstick." :2tsup:


over to you Ken

[Ken-67]

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[Pac man]

Maybe if i just reach a little further i could get my head out of your #####