Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[mic-d]

Chimpanzee Dirty Jobs. Next week, you won't believe what some do for a living! Touching hairless primates!

Cheers
Michael

[Sawdust Maker]

This one's silicone ...

[pugwash]

"I may not have opposable thumbs but I know what I like!"

[mic-d]

Evolution in action: Last week walked upright, this week attracted to human females, next week playing Rugby:)

Cheers
Michael

[Chief Tiff]

In this age of extreme waxing, it was refreshing to find a French model au natural

[chrisb691]

Oi! Cut out that monkey business!

A nice cross section of nature; six tits and a chimp.

Girl on right to girl on "Keep that stun gun handy!"

Woodwould gets the baton..off you go.

[Woodwould]

:thyel:

http://besteenmag.com/funny-7.jpg

[A Duke]

Crabs

[chrisb691]

Sorry, but I just can't make fun of that image.

[Woodwould]

Try the substitute.

[A Duke]

We train them young down under.

[Sawdust Maker]

It wasn't what Amy was expecting on a first date

[chrisb691]

Try the substitute.
Thanks Woodwould. :2tsup:

[TTIT]

"Geez George! Everyone else on the beach is drinking champagne and you have to give me this swill! :C

[mic-d]

Schoolies week. Two graduates from the School for the gifted contemplate college life.

Cheers
Michael

[pugwash]

:Yeah, this stuffs OK, but I still preferred the breast!"

[Sawdust Maker]

I still think they didn't really believe you when you said we were 18

[Woodwould]

Good one mic-d. Off you go.

[mic-d]

Thank you WW. Et voila!

[mic-d]

Otto's wife, Robin.

You get an extra point if you can work out that obtuse reference:)

Cheers
Michael

[Groggy]

An eagletarian moment.

[Sawdust Maker]

ratatouille

(you might need kids to get the reference

[tea lady]

Wow! I can see my nest from up here!

[pugwash]

"Right! This is the plan. We fly to Mount Doom, rescue Frodo and Sam, on the way back drop me off at Isengard (where I'll turn back into Gandalf) You continue to Rivendell and we'll all meet up later in the Green Dragon for a couple of pints and a nice tasty goblin for you OK?"

[Chief Tiff]

The bird searched desperately for a Ford before the pressure in his bowels became unbearable

[Claw Hama]

When my eyes first went they tried to give me a labrador, I told them it wouldn't work!

[chrisb691]

Pilot to bombadier. Pilot to bombadier. Squirt on my signal.

[mic-d]

When my eyes first went they tried to give me a labrador, I told them it wouldn't work!

Aye, I like that one, over to you Craw. :)

Cheers
Michael

ps, here's Otto (http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.flugsport-stoelln.de/inc/flugplatz/img/historie/1891.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.flugsport-stoelln.de/index.php%3Fid%3Dflugplatz%26sub%3Dhistorie&usg=__iuRKcx62GWNI7dSqvKJqkwA5Lcc=&h=300&w=300&sz=59&hl=en&start=32&sig2=-yq-9R2pIrrLT9ATdoHvUw&zoom=1&tbnid=Np86Ke6heyiYPM:&tbnh=141&tbnw=141&ei=365TTfagJYiSuwOOl7GcCQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dotto%2Blilienthal%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26biw%3D1181%26bih%3D612%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C1011&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=354&vpy=88&dur=452&hovh=199&hovw=199&tx=134&ty=121&oei=Xa5TTe-oGpH0vQP5zPjNCA&esq=22&page=3&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:32&biw=1181&bih=612)

[Claw Hama]

Ok, there is some nasty stuff hiding in the funnies sites, just had to fend off some mal ware.

Heres one, have fun.

[A Duke]

You guys are going to have to get used to sun bathing like this.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

What? Well you try finding a beach-chair. They ain't so common in the flipping Arctic!

[Woodwould]

"He just had to eat o n e m o r e s e a l ... all I heard was him groaning followed by an almighty bang and I woke up here".

[mic-d]

Hey look Sven, it's Bundy Bear!

Cheers
Michael

[Sawdust Maker]

I'm pooped, can you do the fishing today?

[pugwash]

"Do me a favour Darl? Chuck me a cold one?"

[Chief Tiff]

Don't think much to this global bloody warming!

[tea lady]

Darl! Where's the remote?

[Claw Hama]

Wow, you guys are makin it tuff, lots of good ones but I think mic just pulled it off with Bundy.
GO MIC

[mic-d]

Oh me again? Keeping the animal theme going...

[Woodwould]

"Hey Joe... one of your decoy horses needs more air!"

Eighteen stone Charlene thought it would be fun to take her new Falabella for a ride.

[A Duke]

This would not have happened if they were playing Bolero in the back ground.

[pugwash]

"I told you those legs were gonna need stretchers!"

[pugwash]

"Todays youngsters", said Dobbin, "cant hold their barley."

[tea lady]

Weird! Yesterday this stuff was all splishy and muddy! :hmm:

[underfoot]

but ma...I don't want to be just one of the herd...
I want to be ....an interpretive dancer

[Sawdust Maker]

ooh
why is my ass cold?

[Claw Hama]

Does't mater how much or how little horse power you have, you still need traction control.

[mic-d]

Aw, this is tough to split but I will give it to the interpretive carver. Over to you Undy.

Cheers
Michael

[underfoot]

ta mic...how about

[Claw Hama]

As I look at this I can only wonder and think "the helmet is a waste" what could it be protecting?

[A Duke]

You can't get decent fire protection gear since they banned asbestos.

[Sawdust Maker]

Sox and Clogs - so fifties :o

[mic-d]

Ooooh, I just knew that sock was going to keep slipping and destroy the effect of my whole ensemble! (said in a precious manner)

or

An Egyptian protester's imagination runs wild as he pictures Hosni Mubarak's walk of shame.

Cheers
Michael

[chrisb691]

If you are going to walk around in budgerie smugglers and clogs, it's best to wear a helmet and carry a baseball bat.

[rotten_66]

"There's no place like home".

[Woodwould]

Wish You Were Here remastered.

[tea lady]

:rofl: I can't think of a thing to say!

[pugwash]

"Gee, that was a good night out but I wonder where I parked the bike?"

[underfoot]

he he ,,,tough call... but I'll pass this one onto Claw :D

"the helmet is a waste" what could it be protecting?

[mic-d]

whistle, whistle...

Cheers
Michael

[Claw Hama]

Wow, wasn't expecting that I'll be back in a min or two.

:D Way ya go guys

[A Duke]

1) Woman driver

2) It stepped right in front of me

[pugwash]

Ah well. I always wanted a catamaran!

[Woodwould]

"Honest Darl, the pole just leapt out in front of me!"

[DavidG]

Pole - what poleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[chrisb691]

Bugga! The othe side of the sign says DANGER.

[labr@]

Only a 3! :oo: Wonder what you have to do to score a 10 :?

[Sawdust Maker]

oh bugga, where are the brakes on this thing?

or

Did anyone see the skier I was towing?

[DavidG]

check the name of the boat. :U "Temporary Insanity"

[labr@]

check the name of the boat. :U "Temporary Insanity"

If you look closely it actually says "Temporary Insanity II".
The usual comment for this photo is "Wonder what happened to Temporary Insanity I".

The pic has been floating around on the net for at least 5 years - pity the boat hasn't :rolleyes:.

[shedman]

So this is the famous WC Fields

[Claw Hama]

oh bugga, where are the brakes on this thing?

or

Did anyone see the skier I was towing?

Ah the skier got me, I just pictured the skier waving madly trying to get the
driver to look forwards.:U

Go Nick

[Sawdust Maker]

Thanks CH,

hmm

how about this one

161637

[A Duke]

All the comforts of home.

[Claw Hama]

Oh now thats just being silly!! :? If I was going to all that trouble I'd want at least a queen size:cool:.

[mic-d]

Hikea mate?


Cheers
Michael

[Woodwould]

"The latest news to hand: A Tasmanian mountaineer got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning... "

[tea lady]

Darl? Can you turn the light out? ...... Darl?

[Chief Tiff]

How could I have forgotten the bloody pillows? This is the worst nights sleep...ever!

[pugwash]

......and so he fell into a sound sleep. The next morning Bluey the caterpillar was transformed into a beautiful butterfly. "Hurrah!" he cried, clapping his wings, and was crushed beneath the resulting avalanche.

THE END

[Sawdust Maker]

Ok

Pugwash with is leftfield caterpillar got the biggest chuckle

I probably would have gone with
"When I asked for a room with a view I expected some amenities

[pugwash]

Is it my turn? How about this one.

[underfoot]

So Brenda wore the sky blue helmet....because it matched the colour of the little do-hicky on the side of the big thingummy-jig

[Sawdust Maker]

How does this fix my split ends

[A Duke]

How does this fix my split ends

It pulls them out by the roots.

[A Duke]

Hay Blondie put that hair up under the hat. It's more valuable than your blond brain.

[Woodwould]

Not content with what was on offer at Adult World, Natasha devised her own contraption.

[chrisb691]

Something very blonde seems to have happened when Stella put together the Ikea kitchen.

[TTIT]

Calm down Cheryl - just hold your breath, close your eyes and your hair will be dry in 3 sconds flat...... then we'll let you out of there.

[mic-d]

vacuum chamber markII decommissions vacuum chamber markI.

(Hey it's just a game, I don't really mean it! :) )

Cheers
Michael

[pugwash]

One from my wife....

"What does it do? Whaddya mean what does it do? It keeps your beer cold, that's what it does!"

[Sawdust Maker]

Lucy was hoping the astro physics research grant would finish soon so she could get a real job on the checkout at Coles

[Ozkaban]

Blonde Jokes? This will fix their Blonde Jokes... bwahaha bwahahahaha

[Chief Tiff]

"It's ever so exciting!" gushed Sheila; "But Professor, exactly how many songs will it hold?"

[tea lady]

....and what does this button do again? .......


OK! I got everything up until just after "now listen carefully" :C

[pugwash]

OK tea lady, You got a big laugh out of me. :U:U
Your go (if you're not too busy)

[tea lady]

OK tea lady, You got a big laugh out of me. :U:U
Your go (if you're not too busy)Really? But I thought everyone else was so funny! :thiunk: OK! Will just go and look!


http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/strange_works_2.jpg

[Ozkaban]

The Japanese verion of the Haka never really took off... too many injuries :rolleyes:

[chrisb691]

After 1,000 mtrs of highly complex maneuvers, the Chinese aerial gymnastics team realised that their planning wasn't as complete as they had thought.

[Cliff Rogers]

Hi-yaaaahhhh........