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Effective Anger Management

Started by Phil Spencer, 20th September 2007 07:20 PM

anger, clean, control, effective, fight, husband, mad, management, toilet, toothbrush, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 11:22 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Wanted - another go.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th September 2007 09:06 PM

allan, bullet, club, dying, foot, head, hit, home, hope, late, lower, night, roof, time, wanted, wife, woodworking, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 07:59 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Goodbye kiss

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th September 2007 12:14 PM

allan, dying, goodbye, holiday, hope, kiss, kissing, stand, time, wife, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 06:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Darling

Started by munruben, 20th September 2007 03:27 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 05:58 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Secret to my happy marriage

Started by munruben, 20th September 2007 03:20 PM

club, friday, happy, marriage, mondays, nights, secret, thursdays, tuesdays, wednesdays, week, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 05:47 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

An Unusual Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 13th September 2007 08:09 AM

answered, approaching, attacked, black, borrow, cemetery, dog, file, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, join, killed, metres, moment, mother-in-law, nearby, passes, poignant, procession, queue, replied, silence, single, solitary, thoughtful, unusual, walking, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2007 08:09 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Newbie Reno

Started by Baldone, 23rd August 2007 07:50 PM

advanced, advise, attach, bathroom, boards, bob, cork, covered, cypress, feasible, floor, gday, house, ideas, lovely, managed, newbie, picked, pics, polished, reading, reno, rest, t/groove, tiles, timber, tools, underneath, walls, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 2,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2007 11:45 AM; by SilentButDeadly

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

It's happening again.

Started by Waldo, 10th August 2007 10:35 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

cervix, cry, daughter, days, happening, helping, hospital, juggle, kylie, kylies, medication, monday, past, person, premmie, sarah, scan, sencario, shes, shortened, stop, suture, time, treasure, wednesday, weeks, wife, women, world, yesterday

Replies: 75
Views: 10,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2007 11:08 PM; by Stu in Tokyo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

real estate suggestions in Melbourne?

Started by sundancewfs, 2nd September 2007 01:32 AM

2008, 30s, 40s, andrew, australia, baby, bit, estate, forward, girl, hard, house, melbourne, monash, month, moving, nights, quiet, real, schools, suburb, suggestions, synchrotron, uni, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 08:52 AM; by johnc

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Extended lunch hour

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th August 2007 06:07 PM

agreed, allan, baby, boy, break, calm, chap, david, dunno, dying, elated, employee, expecting, extended, girl, gotta, hope, hour, lunch, months, naturally, now.2tsup, readily, replied, smiles, time, wait, wife, wonderfully, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 2,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 10:46 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Timber flooring-recommendations os where to buy

Started by swingdoctor, 29th August 2007 11:28 PM

box, brush, builder, building, buy, choice, flooring-recommendations, flooringrecommendations, gey, grade, grey, gum, guys, hell, house, install, ironbark, myrtle, priced, retailer, select, timber, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 2,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 01:10 PM; by OBBob

Forum:
FLOORING

Psychiatrist

Started by Barry Hicks, 26th August 2007 12:54 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 09:46 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Socrates the philosopher

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th August 2007 06:09 PM

ashamed, bad, bonking, continued, contrary, embarrassed, esteem, explains, filter, found, hear, heard, held, mind, moment, pass, philosopher, plato, reason, replied, shrugged, socrates, soctates, student, students, test, time, true, usefulness, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 12:32 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

A real yarn

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 09:54 PM

$120, $30, allan, ankle, cashier, couple, desperately, door, dying, fell, front, grabbed, hang, leg, minutes.roll, mistake, pulling, real, realised, ride, sight, stopped, time, total, wife, woman, worried, worth, wrestling, yarn

Replies: 0
Views: 5,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 09:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

Farmer's problem

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th August 2007 08:23 AM

advice, bought, combine, control, couple, doc, doctor, enquired, exercise, exercised, farmer, farmers, firm, hands, harvester, lot, met, overcome, personal, problem, replied, sacked, solved, tells, visits, weeks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,661

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 08:23 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Memories.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th August 2007 02:18 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 02:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Wifes Name

Started by wheelinround, 21st August 2007 05:07 PM

called, horse, indian, nag, replied, unusual, wife, wifes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 06:05 AM; by Fox3

Forum:
JOKES

Wall Mounted Folding Ironing Boards

Started by rod1949, 14th August 2007 01:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blokes, board, boards, brought, feed, folding, half, ironing, mounted, wall, wife

Replies: 18
Views: 10,912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2007 11:59 AM; by mnorman007

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Rude awakening

Started by munruben, 18th August 2007 01:55 PM

awakening, bed, christian, clock, door, downstairs, drunk, guy, half, happened, hears, hed, house, husband, knock, lost, mans, matter, past, push, replies, rolls, rude, shouts, started, stranger, swing, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 01:55 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Name Dropping

Started by wheelinround, 15th August 2007 03:16 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

1960s, car, caught, colin, dropping, famous, farnham, fight, fountain, horse, john, kitchen, mate, mates, meet, peter, picked, pool, race, raindrop, school, shyte, studio, sydney, time, turfed, walking, water, wife, yrs

Replies: 47
Views: 4,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 10:30 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A man can only hope

Started by munruben, 16th August 2007 02:22 PM

box, carton, centerfold, cover, hope, man, milk, mistress, picture, playboy, son, wheaties, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 03:27 PM; by K_S

Forum:
JOKES

Three Day Silence

Started by Rodgera, 9th August 2007 07:18 PM

burglars, casserole, day, days, doh, downstairs, eating, happened, heard, kitchen, matter, night, noise, nudged, replied, silence, spoken, sunday, teach, thatll, tonight, tuna, wake, whispered, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 1,802

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 10:28 PM; by thefixer

Forum:
JOKES

I wonder why

Started by Sebastiaan56, 14th August 2007 08:31 AM

bloke, contenders, dontcha, love, media, poor, ratings, scare, sebastiaan, video, watch, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 08:46 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dressing gowns

Started by Wongo, 16th July 2007 10:42 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

agreed, buy, dressing, fil, girls.u, gown, gowns, lot, mates, mil, that.d, wife, you…

Replies: 56
Views: 6,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 12:44 PM; by Zed

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Kitchen Cry

Started by Rodgera, 11th August 2007 11:42 AM

2tsup, change, cooked, cry, crying, darling, dinner, dog, eaten, eating, evening, home, howard, kitchen, loud, matter, miriam, special, wife, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 11:42 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Eating out

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th August 2007 04:39 PM

allan, anticipated, arrived, dinner, door, doorstep, dying, eating, excited, home, hope, jam, lights, locked, night, rang, sandwich, time, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 10:37 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

FBI recruiting

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2007 12:30 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, crashing, death, door, eyes, fbi, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, recruiting, screaming, shots, sweat, takes, tears, walls, wife, wiped, womam, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 09:41 PM; by JDarvall

Forum:
JOKES

Jewish Funeral

Started by Iain, 4th August 2007 09:31 AM

$500, carats, computed, donated, drinks, exclaimed, fifty, food, funeral, half, jewish, memorial, nice, nodded, quickly, rabbis, rest, rose, sadie, services, shiva, shul, stone, thousand, vey, whisper, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 09:31 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Mans best friends

Started by munruben, 2nd August 2007 02:06 PM

4-30am, asleep, bathroom, better.well, called, claimed, confirmed, consumed, darling, dave, fallen, friends, grog, home, hurried, husbands, jumped, mans, night, rest, rid, sick, slept, straight, telling, truth, upstairs, wake, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2007 02:06 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

pool cleaners

Started by Farm boy, 7th December 2005 01:35 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

barracuda, cleaner, cleaners, complete, greg, house, money, pool, push, regular, similareek, sugesting, vacum, waste, wife

Replies: 37
Views: 11,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2007 11:11 AM; by '67 Chevy

Forum:
POOLS, SPA & WATER FEATURES

quick as

Started by wheelinround, 28th July 2007 10:40 AM

boy, butter, buy, earlier, feet, finished, half, hed, impressed, john, kilogram, leave, lot, manager, mexico, packets, persistent, play, players, prostitutes, quick, replied, sir, soccer, supermarket, team, told, trouble, walked, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2007 10:40 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Brave pig

Started by Dennis Millard, 27th July 2007 12:12 AM

atraveller, bit, brave, bravest, bum, called, character, cockies, day, dragged, eat, fantastic, farmer, fire, house, incredible, leg, looked, lose, marvelous, paddock, pig, real, reared, rough, teeth, threatened, wife, worries, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2007 12:12 AM; by Dennis Millard

Forum:
JOKES

Whats a good oven to buy ?

Started by JDarvall, 24th July 2007 10:49 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

build, buy, clue, cubboards, electric, free, future, gas, good, happy, install, kitchen, money, oven, save, sort, standing, stuff, wife

Replies: 33
Views: 30,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 12:47 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
KITCHENS

Poll: Who gives a Rat's? (Political)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 19th July 2007 10:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blokes, cabling, common, computer, country, couple, day, dinner, elect, flamn, heard, humour, invite, invited, john, johny, media, night, petey, pity, political, rat, rats, rooted, sad, sense, spend, talking, wife, wives

Replies: 25
Views: 3,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2007 01:53 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What can I throw in these garden beds ?

Started by JDarvall, 13th July 2007 06:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beds, bit, cheap, drainage, excuse, farm, free, garden, gardening, heard, ideas, idiot, inches, issue, lop, matter, misses, pile, posts, save, sawdust, sense, shavings, shed, slap, sleepers, supposed, throw, top, wife

Replies: 24
Views: 4,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2007 04:38 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Bloke joke

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th July 2007 05:18 PM

barry, bloke, hicks, joke, mine, wife, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 05:38 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Old woodworkers joke

Started by munruben, 16th July 2007 04:58 PM

appointment, becky, called, checked, chicken, day, dining, doctor, door, feet, gods, hearing, honey, jack, joke, kitchen, moves, mutters, normal, repeats, replies, response, sake, supper, test, time, tone, walks, wife, woodworkers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 05:28 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Robe Village Fair

Started by Tankstand, 12th July 2007 09:15 PM

birthday, booked, bookings, cabin, car, distance, expect, fair, robe, saturday, stay, village, walking, weekend, wife, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 2,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2007 09:49 PM; by Tankstand

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blonde Handywoman

Started by Ruddigar, 12th July 2007 03:05 PM

$50, added, bit, blonde, coats, collect, conversation, cynical, door, e-mail, finished, guess, handed, handywoman, house, husband, impressed, jokes, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realise, replied, responded, short, starting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2007 03:05 PM; by Ruddigar

Forum:
JOKES

Post-funeral surprise

Started by arose62, 11th July 2007 11:27 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agent, andrew, believed, berry, central, cheers, coast, complained, front, grade, hire, house, installing, job, live, missionary, moron, postfuneral, posts, pretty, public, rang, sale, screwing, signs, surprise, vandals, wife, wise, workmanlike

Replies: 17
Views: 3,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2007 01:11 PM; by Bob38S

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Slugs in my bathroom - Help!!!

Started by ricgstevens, 7th July 2007 10:12 AM

assuming, bathroom, bathroon, buggers, coming, crawling, disappeared, drain, drain-o, everytime, experienced, feet, floor, freaks, ground, house, melbourne, moment, pipe, rains, recent, ric, rid, shower, sight, slugs, stumps, suspect, thinking, wife

Replies: 10
Views: 51,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2007 03:40 PM; by flynnsart

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Dining Room with a difference!!!!!

Started by ptrott, 28th June 2007 10:36 PM

1950s, advice, difference, dining, forums, free, geraldine, house, link, ongoing, ouselves, phil, pics, re-located, renovations, room, set, site, tips, web, weeks.d, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 2,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2007 12:32 AM; by ptrott

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Lakes Entrance - What's The Latest Please

Started by Metal Head, 30th June 2007 11:56 PM

advance, advice, alternative, bureau, contacting, david, direction, divide, entrance, flooding, forward, free/high, holiday, information, lakes, latest, local, massive, meteorology, morning, muchwink, princes, replies, route, safe, sunday, thanking, tomorrow, wife, word

Replies: 12
Views: 2,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2007 10:49 PM; by jow104

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Touchie feelie sheyetie

Started by Cliff Rogers, 28th June 2007 12:17 AM

afterward, amazing, car, care, children, curiosity, door, feelie, funny, home, hugged, job, kiss, morning, night, passed, pick, remember, sheyetie, smiled, smiles, story, touchie, transformation, tree, troubles, underwent, walked, wife, wreathed

Replies: 14
Views: 1,805

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2007 12:15 PM; by reeves

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Drainage under decking

Started by Tubby2, 27th June 2007 05:47 PM

1000mm, 100mm, 400mm, 5500mm, connect, deck, deck/step, decking, drain, drainage, grass, house, landscaping, level, month, moved, mud, paved, pile, pipe, putting, rain, run, tho, thread, timber, wall, water, week, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 6,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2007 12:42 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
DECKING

Bran Muffins

Started by Barry_White, 5th June 2007 05:52 PM

beautiful, beverages, bran, cholesterol, day, enjoy, fat, flowing, foods, free, glanced, health, heaven, hill, imaginable, looked, low, lunch, managed, married, muffins, nervously, peter, play, replied, reward, rich, sixty, watched, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2007 06:21 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
JOKES

an oldie but a goodie

Started by Sebastiaan56, 25th June 2007 08:50 AM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, goodie, heard, kmph, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, oldie, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2007 06:31 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

Sharing couple

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd June 2007 02:28 PM

appeared, bench, bystander, carefully, chips, couple, cut, drink, eating, false, food, hamburger, happy, husband, miss, nearby, neatly, protested, replied, seat, separate, shared, sharing, sip, sips, stating, strongly, teeth.d, waiting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2007 02:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Is this ageist??

Started by Jack Plane, 18th June 2007 03:53 PM

85-year-old, ageist, armpit, bring, called, count, day, doc, doctor, door, hand, hands, home, jar, knees, lady, left, male, marge, mouth, neighbor, patient, replied, semen, shocked, squeezin, teeth, wife, yearly, yep

Replies: 4
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 07:53 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

How great is my misses!!!

Started by I_wanna_Shed, 6th May 2007 11:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100, 5ml, battle, blood, bone, brings, cancer, days, draw, great, hope, hospital, hurt, low, marrow, match, misses, needle, operation, pain, recipient, recovery, sharp, skin, stranger, tests, told, total, week, wife

Replies: 22
Views: 3,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2007 09:31 AM; by s_m

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

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