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  1. 9th August 2007, 07:18 PM #1
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    Default Three Day Silence

    My wife has not spoken to me in three days.
    I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.

    She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"

    "What's the matter?" I asked.

    "There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna
    casserole I made tonight."

    "That'll teach them!" I replied.
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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  2. 9th August 2007, 08:27 PM #2
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    good one

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  3. 9th August 2007, 08:47 PM #3
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    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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  4. 9th August 2007, 10:40 PM #4
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    Hi "Rodgera",

    Just reminded me that I have not spoke to my
    wife for three days.

    I dont dare interrupt her whilst she is on the phone.

    Allan

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    again.
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    A mate of mine who's marriage was over was asked if he ever just sat down and spoke to his wife. "No I didn't want to interrupt her"
    Have a good one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Hi "Rodgera",

    Just reminded me that I have not spoke to my
    wife for three days
    Don't want to spoil a good record eh?
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
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    Hi John,

    We recently came up for our 46th wedding anniversary
    and my wife asked, "How do you think we should celebrate?"

    I replied, "Three minutes silence would be a good start".

    Allan.

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    A mate of said he was getting divorced coz his wife hadn't spoken to him for three months. I said he should keep her, women like that are hard to find.
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