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Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:46 PM

anniversaries, caring, caught, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, men, night, paused, remember, replied, replies, seat, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wiped, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 10:37 PM; by WoodJunky

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A husbands gift

Started by nev25, 5th April 2008 11:33 AM

$250, $500, appears, balcony, gift, grief, husband, husbands, idea, iron, model, modeling, naked, negligee, pose, possibilities, price, purchase, range, refund, return, secret, sheer, shown, strikes, tomorrow, upstairs, victorias, walks, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,684

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 12:51 PM; by pitbull

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Kids

Started by wheelinround, 6th April 2008 08:58 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 08:58 AM; by wheelinround

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Depends

Started by Stevenp, 5th April 2008 08:33 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2008 11:06 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Anger Management

Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:12 AM

allan, anger, bowl, clean, control, fight, mad, management, toilet, toothbrusho, wallan, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 09:12 AM; by Elbow

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JOKES

Divorce

Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st March 2008 02:34 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 09:04 PM; by graemet

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About Tradies

Started by artme, 31st March 2008 05:03 PM

abuse, aim, bad, battle, charged, corruption, damage, day, hardworking, honesty, job, leave, left, lumping, machine, majority, mouth, perfectly, plumber, recently, replacement, sorts, supplied, time, town, tradies, usable, wife, win

Replies: 3
Views: 2,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 06:31 PM; by autogenous

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Why John started Woodworking

Started by Calm, 31st March 2008 02:41 PM

ball, bride, clubs, cows, dear, decided, fence, finaly, game, golf, john, lathes, lifted, lovely, machinery, neck, removed, routers, safer, saws, spot, spotted, started, tail, tails, teed, walked, white, wife, woodworking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:41 PM; by Calm

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Barry's grandson

Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st March 2008 02:07 PM

allan, barry, barrys, breakfast, calendar, delighted, dry, grandson, heard, hugged, life, months, overjoyed, replied, sat, start, stole, table, till, toast, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:07 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Evening walk

Started by munruben, 30th March 2008 12:33 PM

cos, dam, doorstep, evening, half, home, hour, night, replied, slow, time, told, usual, walk, walking, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 12:33 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

John's Last Wish

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:03 PM

barry, breath, dear, deathbed, die, gasped, hated, john, johns, marry, months, pitifully, request, softly, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 11:01 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Smart man

Started by Stevenp, 29th March 2008 04:15 PM

bank, couple, customer, demanded, gun, instantly, killing, man, money, replied, rob, robber, shot, sir, smart, standing, temple, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2008 04:55 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Doubting Doctor

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th March 2008 12:14 PM

allan, appendicitis, appendix, attack, calendar, doctor, door, doubting, heard, months, neighbour, quickly, rang, remember, removing, replied, set, stole, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2008 12:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

More Wedded Bliss

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:11 PM

advice, bar, bliss, calls, crazy, doctor, evening, hours, ihave, larrys, offers, phone, picks, pleads, poison, poisoning, rabbi, relax, replied, shes, shrink, sleeps, spoke, surprised, talk, telling, unfaithful, wedded, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2008 12:14 AM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Que No More

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:09 PM

45-minute, busy, elderly, husband, immediately, minutes, neighbour, reservations, restaurant, seated, table, told, wait, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2008 12:09 AM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Love for wife

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st March 2008 07:29 PM

a.f.l, allan, calendar, car, football, glued, hockey, ice, john, love, months, racing, replied, season, stole, t.v, watching, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2008 11:09 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

John the old snoozer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:39 PM

allan, bed, calendar, called, daze, front, half, john, months, replied, send, sleep, snoozer, stole, wake, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2008 01:11 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

I've Won Lotto

Started by Ozkaban, 20th March 2008 09:23 AM

@#$%^, bags, calls, care, carribean, clothes, day, home, honey, lotto, pack, replies, skiing, swimmers, warm, wife, won, wonderful, wow, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2008 09:23 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

May I lick the bowl

Started by munruben, 16th March 2008 10:40 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 04:08 PM; by watson

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JOKES

spray painting Pine cupboards Tall boys

Started by patty, 11th March 2008 06:10 PM

based, boxes, boys, coat, cupboards, enamel, etching, extruded, follow, house, metal, multi-purpose, oil, paint, painted, painting, pimer, pine, process, purchased, raw, recently, spray, sprayed, tall, thinking, thinned, thinners, white, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 2,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 01:26 AM; by Slobba

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PAINTING

Nagging wife

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:27 PM

allan, barry, bride, building, calendar, car, enjoy, hard, headed, honeymoon, hour, lathes, lights, local, married, months, nagging, occupied, pulled, ran, responded, set, stole, waiting, wedding, wife, wonderful, woodturning, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 08:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Helping Hand

Started by fenderbelly, 14th March 2008 03:58 PM

300, ago, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, hand, helped, helping, husband, loud, morning, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 03:58 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

mans best friend

Started by rat52, 14th March 2008 08:56 AM

boot, car, dog, experiment, friend, happy, hour, mans, simple, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 01:00 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

John the cannibal

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2008 05:21 PM

allan, answered, arrived, calendar, cannibal, centre, checkup, delicious, home, john, medical, months, munruben, persuaded, psychiatrist, stole, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 11:26 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Say What?

Started by Rodgera, 13th March 2008 05:07 PM

actress, alan, article, attractive, beautiful, biggest, breakfast, common, dear, fairly, football, jerks, knowledge, lack, low, marlene, marry, morning, paper, player, primarily, question, reading, replies, sitting, table, understand, usual, wife, wives

Replies: 4
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 07:44 PM; by Brickie

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JOKES

The Cowboy Boots

Started by GourmetSaint, 13th March 2008 02:07 PM

authentic, bert, boots, bought, buys, couple, cowboy, elderly, furious, hanging, hat, home, house, louder, margaret, married, nope, notice, proudly, replies, sale, shoulda, time, tomorrow, walking, walks, wears, wife, yells, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 02:07 PM; by GourmetSaint

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JOKES

Don't Drink Tea!

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th March 2008 12:29 PM

2y.o, allan, brought, cup, cups, dad, daughter, drank, drink, home, lots, mum, obvious, occur, plain, praise, reach, relish, set, tea, toilet, watched, water, wife, woodies, y.o, yummy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 01:49 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hospital visit

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th March 2008 07:29 PM

allan, calendar, call, club, days, depends, discussing, funny, home, hospital, humour, lack, months, sense, stole, times, visit, wednesday, wife, wives, woodworking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2008 05:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

A Dishwasher. Is it worth it ?

Started by JDarvall, 29th December 2007 06:23 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

business, cleaning, cooking, dishwasher, kids, kitchen, lady, moment, questions, sady, spend, thinking, time, tons, trouble, washing, watching, weekends, wife, worth

Replies: 63
Views: 9,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2008 10:57 PM; by q9

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KITCHENS

Long Trip

Started by Rodgera, 8th March 2008 08:00 AM

arrived, bad, called, car, complained, couple, distance, elderly, finally, finishing, fussed, glasses, hat, highway, left, long, lunch, meal, miss, munruben, restaurant, retrieve, roadside, stopped, table, travel, trip, wife, woman, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 11:46 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Man's Best Friend - The Proof

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th March 2008 09:51 AM

boot, car, dog, experiment, friend, happy, hour, man, mans, proof, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 11:44 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Old Girlfriend

Started by Outbackrr, 6th March 2008 09:45 AM

ago, celebrating, drink, drinking, drunken, girlfriend, goodness, heard, lady, nearby, person, reunion, sat, school, shes, sighed, sitting, sober, split, staring, swigging, table, understand, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 04:00 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Roses for my loved one

Started by munruben, 5th March 2008 12:19 AM

arm, arms, candlelit, coming, crossed, darling, day, dining, dinner, flipping, forward, hallway, home, life, linked, looked, loved, lovely, lovers, mind, mine, moment, note, passionate, roses, smiling, table, waiting, walked, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 08:50 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Lawyers should never ask questions that they aren't prepared for

Started by WoodJunky, 4th March 2008 12:03 AM

approach, attorney, bigoted, bradley, build, chair, cheated, counselors, defense, died, drinking, electric, idiots, jones, judge, law, lawyers, lazy, mention, normal, prepared, questions, quiet, relationship, replied, send, voice, wife, women, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 10:36 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Solid Timber flooring direct stick to concrete

Started by BrissyBrew, 25th February 2008 09:22 PM

acending, appearance, baltic, blackbutt, cheaper, concrete, cypress, direct, excluding, floor, flooring, graded, grades, gum, hardwood, knotty, likes, pine, price, question, rose, select, solid, species, stick, terpentine, timber, timbers, wife, wise

Replies: 11
Views: 18,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 08:10 PM; by BrissyBrew

Forum:
FLOORING

Shift Work Advice Required please

Started by Metal Head, 1st March 2008 09:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, advice, ago, alternate, days, depend, fortnight, found, game, idea, individual, led, life, morning, night, nights, pay, replies, required, sat, shift, social, start, suggested, sun, thanking, tomorrow, tonight, wife, work

Replies: 18
Views: 2,867

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 04:40 PM; by Rossluck

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Surprise

Started by wheelinround, 29th February 2008 03:12 PM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, chinese, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, sir, slams, sowwy, surprise, waiter, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 03:14 PM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Now I Know What To Do During My Next Visit !!! ...

Started by nev25, 27th February 2008 10:19 AM

antidepressants, august, clerk, dear, department, door, floor, guns, housewares, july, kmart, loudly, mirror, nose, october, paper, people, pick, picked, samsel, screamed, september, set, store, toilet, told, visit, waited, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 05:11 PM; by RufflyRustic

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JOKES

Dulling Satin Polyurethane

Started by Brian Watt, 26th February 2008 05:25 PM

applied, coats, dull, dulling, fine, garage, heavy, include, kitchen, lightly, moving, oak, plank, polyurethane, refinished, sanding, sandpaper, satin, shine, shiny, simple, solution, steel, suggested, table, wife, wool

Replies: 2
Views: 2,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 12:05 AM; by MacS

Forum:
FINISHING

for those renovators that don't want the work

Started by irbrill, 25th February 2008 10:53 AM

200202682616, buck, carpenter, cheers, ebay, guys, hands, house, ian, item, licenced, listed, months, past, quick, renovating, renovators, rid, sale, tied, wife, work

Replies: 1
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 11:51 AM; by RufflyRustic

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Blower / Vac

Started by Arry, 18th February 2008 10:05 PM

/vac, advice, blower, bought, combination, convert, cumbersome, electric, extremely, hear, method, models, opinion, petrol, talon, upright, vac, versus, victa, week, wife

Replies: 12
Views: 8,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2008 03:11 PM; by novice22

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Coincidence?

Started by Toyboy, 22nd February 2008 04:48 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 11:38 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

"YES" man

Started by Ashwood, 22nd February 2008 03:40 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 03:40 PM; by Ashwood

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JOKES

The Genie & The Broken Bottle

Started by WoodJunky, 18th February 2008 09:54 PM

bottle, broken, country, couple, disasters, door, fortune, game, gee, genie, golf, honey, house, husband, life, looked, mind, play, promptly, rest, servants, sex, shot, thousand, trapped, whacked, wife, window, woman, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 06:46 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

have you heard this one?

Started by jow104, 20th February 2008 09:00 PM

$16000, 150, 1500, 15000, 16665, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6666, 9999, day, dear, dollars, earnt, french, handed, heard, husband, mathmatics, owe, pension, professor, retired, total, wife, worry, £665

Replies: 0
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2008 09:00 PM; by jow104

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JOKES

Decisions Decisions

Started by WoodJunky, 18th February 2008 10:01 PM

agrees, bit, build, day, decide, decision, decisions, disappointed, discuss, doctor, freeway, happened, helped, helping, inch, incher, inches, invest, kitchen, perks, pile-up, plays, remember, role, spoken, talk, time, walk, wife, willy

Replies: 6
Views: 1,799

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 03:51 PM; by Incoming!

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JOKES

Rayburn slow combustion stove restoration

Started by CrankyFranky, 17th February 2008 07:39 PM

affected, combustion, cope, deal, heat, kitchen, options, paint, paintwork, presentable, pulled, rayburn, recommended, restoration, scratch, slow, stove, temperatures.doh, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 9,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 12:15 PM; by echnidna

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Warning

Started by munruben, 18th February 2008 10:54 AM

apron, bunnings, call, close, decking, dressed, fortunately, green, guy, lucky, lunchtime, posting, punch, red, shirt, sorted, spread, sunday, suspecting, walked, warning, warnings, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 05:56 PM; by Pheonix

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JOKES

Ideal marriage

Started by munruben, 17th February 2008 03:23 PM

air, ass, bar, beer, bit, chunks, damned, dirty, doeuvres, freezer, frozen, honey, hors, husband, ice, ideal, kinds, lived, love, marriage, married, mug, oeuvres, pale, roll, story, sweet, tootsie, wife, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2008 03:44 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Manrubin's Cow

Started by les88, 13th February 2008 02:05 PM

approaches, attempt, bought, bull, buy, chance, cow, decided, distant, dumbfounded, eye, forward, front, les, lithgow, manrubin, mate, mentioned, milk, minute, move, moves, people, replied, stopped, succeed, vet, walks, wife, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 1,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 03:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

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