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6th March 2008, 09:45 AM #1
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Old Girlfriend
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and heard she hasn't been sober since.'
'My Goodness!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'Traba non folis arborem aestima
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6th March 2008, 02:22 PM #2
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Excellent.
Cheers Fred
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6th March 2008, 04:55 PM #3
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"Oh dear"...wiping tears away. What a good laugh.
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7th March 2008, 04:00 PM #4
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yeah I'll pay that
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