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14th November 2003, 10:25 PM #1
evil twin of Gawd
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old age
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An oldtimer goes to see the Doc.
"Howdy"! he says, sprightly.
"Hello" replies the Doc, "Do you have any complaints"?
"Well" says the oldtimer, "Every morning at 7:00AM I pee like a horse"!
"Yeah" says the Doc, "Go on".
"And then" says the old geezer, "At 8:00AM I craps like a cow"!
"Yeah" says the Doc, "So what's the problem"?
"Well" says the oldtimer, "I Don't get up til nine".
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18th November 2003, 08:07 PM #2
In Dust We Trust
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A definition of getting older...
When you start to loose hair from places where it's meant to grow, and then start growing it in places where it's not meant to grow !Sean@Oz
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