Petrol, phootie.....I spit on you

[ozwinner]

Hi viewer.
Think petrol is expensive at A$1.40 per litre?
Well check this out.

Bananas are currently selling for A$12 per kilo, that is about A$1.50 each.
Good job I dont have a monkey to feed.
Ook, ook.....

Al

[Auld Bassoon]

But how many 'nanas to the Km is what I want to know?

[ozwinner]

But how many 'nanas to the Km is what I want to know?

This a question only Zed can answer..ook

Al

[Shedhand]

This a question only Zed can answer..ook

Al

thought he was lookin' a bit on the lean side.

[Auld Bassoon]

Ok Mr Zed! where are you hiding - spill the beans (or is than an alternative fuel too?)

BT anyone get snarled up in this morning's Melbourne traffic trash?

I go into the CBD fairly early (normally in my about 07:00), but this morning was a nightmare resulting from two truck crashes (I reckon the second one was caused by the driver of the second truck 'rubber-necking' the first crash), plus (would you believe it!) a fire truck also having a bingle...

Plus IDIOTS getting into junctions that aren't clear, so causing a three, four or five-way snarl-up :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[ozwinner]

Ok Mr Zed! where are you hiding - spill the beans (or is than an alternative fuel too?)

BT anyone get snarled up in this morning's Melbourne traffic trash?

I go into the CBD fairly early (normally in my about 07:00), but this morning was a nightmare resulting from two truck crashes (I reckon the second one was caused by the driver of the second truck 'rubber-necking' the first crash), plus (would you believe it!) a fire truck also having a bingle...

Plus IDIOTS getting into junctions that aren't clear, so causing a three, four or five-way snarl-up :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

But did you waste any 'nanas?

Al :confused:

[Auld Bassoon]

Nope, Al, but I did spit a few dummies :eek:

[Sir Stinkalot]

(I reckon the second one was caused by the driver of the second truck 'rubber-necking' the first crash), plus (would you believe it!) a fire truck also having a bingle...

The radio reported that the first truck pushed a concrete barrier into the path of the second. Resulted in most of our staff being late due to delays on the Westgate Fwy.

Now back to the bananas ...... its a pity that the profits of the increased price don't go to the effected farmers who have lost their crops ..... it just a added bonus for those who haven't.

I have given up my daily banana habit.

[Cliff Rogers]

....... its a pity that the profits of the increased price don't go to the effected farmers who have lost their crops ..... it just a added bonus for those who haven't.

I have given up my daily banana habit.

Yeap. There's a farm up the cape about half way between Larry & Monica that reckons they'll make $20Mil this year. Sux I reckon....
I buy 'backyard bananas' at the markets but I'm lucky 'cos I like mine ripe, like yellow skins with black dots, just when the stall holder is about to chuck them out, I get them for $1 a bag, even now they are only $2.50 a bag full of more than I can eat before the go totally black.

[Grunt]

I have given up my daily banana habit.

Think about poor Zed. The poor ape is having to spend all of his woodwork money on bananas. Yes, he has no bananas.

[Cliff Rogers]

Think about poor Zed. The poor ape .....

He's not an ape, he's a chimp, they get more vine swings to the banana.

[Grunt]

He's an ape, just not a great one.

[Cliff Rogers]

Oooooo, you'll get a reddie for that. :eek: