A Few Good Chuckles

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Angry wife: “I should have married the devil, he would make a better husband than you.”
Husband: “They would have arrested you. Marriage between relatives is illegal in this country.”
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The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"
Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."
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I couldn’t undo the buttons on my sweater so I tried pulling it over my head but it got stuck......
I’m at the hospital now, waiting to see a cardyologist.......
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I once got into so much debt that
I couldn't even afford to pay my electricity bills.
They were the darkest days of my life.
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Cost me a damn fortune this week, my Facebook went down so I had to phone everyone to see what they were having for tea...
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The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.
After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found.
Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand.
"How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked.
We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $250."

[rwbuild]

A couple of good ones there