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  1. 15th December 2018, 01:55 AM #1
    KBs PensNmore
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    Alan gets escorted out of the hotel at 11.30 AM for being drunk.
    As he staggers down the step, he bumps into Father O'Malley,
    "Got a tip for us, Father?" says Alan.
    "Lunch" replies the Father.
    "Heck, never heard of that one, must be a 2 year old" says Alan.
    "Right" says Alan. As he tries to get back inside to place a bet in the Hotel, he's escorted out again.
    Walking around the corner, he sees a Sandwich Board with Lunch 12-1 on it. "That'll pay well".
    "I'll go to the Olde Inn, and put a bet on it there, so walking around the corner, he sees a Sandwich Board with Lunch 10-2 on it.
    As he come across a Chinese Take Away, with a Sandwich Board out the front with Lunch 1-2 on it.
    "Jeez, that's getting low" says Alan. Before he could take another step, he's arrested by the police.
    He's charged and thrown into a cell, then asks the Officer "What about lunch?"
    To which the Officer replies "Sober up first!!!"
    Alan then replies, "Just as well I didn't get a bet on it!!!"
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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  3. 15th December 2018, 05:25 AM #2
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    Ooh, a new joke! Tickled my fancy, very original.

    Alan...
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  5. 16th December 2018, 05:56 PM #3
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    A new joke?
    I'll bet it isn't. What are the odds?
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  6. 16th December 2018, 06:08 PM #4
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    Are you sure his name is ‘Alan’, more likely to be ‘Paddy’.
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