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[Carry Pine]

The Anglican Church Service


It’s the holiest day of the year at the large Anglican cathedral. It is so busy, you can only get in with a special pass that is given out to regular parishoners. One worshipper, Mr Richbags, who is a regular parishioner and also a really rich property developer, is inside worshipping on this special Holy Day.


Outside the cathedral is a line- up of parishoners who have the special pass but must wait their turn. A church warden is checking the passes and allows a few people in at a time. A neatly dressed fellow approaches the church warden and says,


‘I need toget Mr Richbag’s signature on this cheque urgently. Can I go in just for a minute?’


‘I’m sorry,‘ says the church warden. ‘Everybodyneeds a special pass today.’


‘But I just need his signature on this cheque! Just a minute is all I need.’


‘No one gets in today without a special parishoner’s pass, I’m sorry.’


‘All right,’says the guy. ‘ Here’s $200 for the poor box and here’s $50 for yourself. Can I just go in and get Mr Richbags to sign this cheque?’


‘OK,’ says the church warden. ‘But don’t let me catch you praying in there!’





CP

[KBs PensNmore]

OK You win, very good. I don't have anything against Catholics either, was just asking as most of the recent jokes were about them.
I'm not racial prejudiced, I hate everyone.