OH Groan

[John Saxton]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a Dairy Queen and sat down to drink a chocolate shake.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you’d like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the Dairy Queen to finish his chocolate shake.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the Dairy Queen and asks , "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"

“ Nothing, but you left your injun runnin! ”

[rwbuild]

groan is right......................

doesn't even qualify as a bad Dad joke

[Tonyz]

I had nothing to do with it....

[Allan at Wallan]

I've heard it before but that doesn't matter
... I still get a giggle out of it.

Allan

[wheelinround]

Is this the injun that hold s the worlds fastest lap.

[Tonyz]

Is this the injun that hold s the worlds fastest lap.

No sir, no sireee bob, Ill have you know that, that was a New Zealander and we're still proud of that.