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  1. 17th March 2009, 10:33 PM #211
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    No more loosing productivity to those pesky loo breaks. Now all we need to do is get it outside so they don't need smoking breaks either.
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    its just a matter of getting to the seat of the problem
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    He strains from 9 to 5 to get the job done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bullfright View Post
    He strains from 9 to 5 to get the job done.
    Ahem... This one was just a filler while you get around to adjudicating your one to see who posts the next "official" one...

    Otherwise, I'd give AlexS the win for this one. Gives me an idea to try to stop a certain person from chewing the erasers off my pencils!

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    OK, here's one to go on with...


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    Adelaides' new tram is up and running says fix it Pat.
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    A log test?
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    Comfortable seating is much more important than speed.
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    Bert was determined to find out how long a piece of string was

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    A log test?
    No, but you're on the right track I think (not quite sure what a log test is).
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    Today we have ANCAP - Aust New Car Assesment Program. I guess back then they had ANTAP. Oh, and Crash Test Dummies referred to the intelligence of the volunteers...

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    Used as a standby for logging speed of boats. A loose wound rope with knots was attached to a "log" and thrown over the stern. The amount of knots that went through in a given time was the speed hence the term knots for maritime speed.

    They later adopted it for aircraft but it must have been breezy.

    Better explanation here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_log
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