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    Five doctors decided to go duck hunting the next day together. Early the next morning the MDs (A G.P., a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon, and a pathologist) show up at the duck blind with their shotguns. In a little while a little bird flies over.
    The G.P. stands up, looks at the bird, then sits down and says, "I'm not sure that's a duck."
    Next the pediatrician hops up, looks at the bird, sits down and says,"Well I'm sure that's a duck, but I don't know whether it's a little boy duck or a little girl duck."
    Then the psychiatrist stands up , looks at the bird, sits down and says,"Well I know that's a duck, but I don't know if it knows it's a duck."
    So the surgeon stands up, looks at the bird, raises his shotgun and blows it out of the sky, sits down, turns to the pathologist and says,"Go find out if that's a duck."
    "If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite."

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    Good one.
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    Thanx for the Larson Pawnhead. He's my hero.
    "If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capt. Zero View Post
    Thanx for the Larson Pawnhead. He's my hero.
    Ditto here.
    The host has changed that second link to an add. It went something like this (but done a bit better), and complimented the toon.


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