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4th October 2018, 10:44 PM #1
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Eternity
Guy goes to see the Rabbi.
"Rabbi, I have a strong desire to live till Eternity. Can you help me?"
The rabbi replies, "Get married."
The guy says, "Is it that easy to live till Eternity?"
The rabbi says, "No, but the desire will disappear."
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5th October 2018, 08:35 AM #2
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5th October 2018, 11:57 PM #3
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What do you call a 50 year old Batchelor.
HAPPYTo grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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13th October 2018, 09:37 PM #4
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I resembled that remark, 3 years ago...
I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
Wait! No one told you your government was a sitcom?
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14th October 2018, 08:33 PM #5
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Having just celebrated our 40th wedding anniversary, I can't really subscribe to this thread. Mind you, the joke is my wife and I have both forgotten about 20% each of the anniversaries over that time.
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15th October 2018, 08:27 AM #6
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15th October 2018, 10:12 PM #7
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I've never gotten to 13 years on any of mine!!!!!
To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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16th October 2018, 11:19 AM #8
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so it's lucky for some?!
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16th October 2018, 10:54 PM #9
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Not really, first one got the house, second one got the super, with nothing left for the third one to get!!!!!
To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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17th October 2018, 04:21 PM #10
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Be thankful you are not a gold miner, as, she would get the mine and you would get the shaft. Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore
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Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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26th October 2018, 01:35 PM #11
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What does a wife and a hurricane have in common?
They both moan when they come and take everything when they go.
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28th October 2018, 03:03 PM #12
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I forgot one once as i was doing a 26 hour drive home. At one minute past midnight she thumped the crap out of me, I thought I was wandering, but it was a gentle reminder that I had forgotten our anniversary. Well, I have never forgotten ever again. Originally Posted by Crunchie
Rgds,
Crocy.
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