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26th March 2014, 06:57 PM #376
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Wish this bloke on the back would stop telling me how to ride this thing
regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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26th March 2014, 07:06 PM #377
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Wal took a ewe turn after he was ramed
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
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27th March 2014, 07:34 AM #378
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Linfox are trialing a New Zealand division; so far they've cornered the market in the outback brothel delivery service
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27th March 2014, 08:32 AM #379
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The image suggests their companies 'quality control' policy is very thorough.
Originally Posted by Chief Tiff
Craig
Expert /Ex-Spurt/ -n. An "Ex" is something that has been or was. A "Spurt" is a drip under pressure.
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27th March 2014, 10:01 AM #380
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A "ewe"phemism.
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27th March 2014, 01:24 PM #381
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So that's what they mean by " Crutching ".......
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27th March 2014, 09:03 PM #382
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When I said bring some fresh meat for dinner bob I didn't mean that fresh
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27th March 2014, 09:50 PM #383
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Nothing special about that - it's just an outback airbag.
Cheers, Bob the labrat
Measure once and.... the phone rings!
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27th March 2014, 09:52 PM #384
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How do you take a sick sheep to the vet?
By rambulance of course
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Cheers, Bob the labrat
Measure once and.... the phone rings!
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27th March 2014, 10:23 PM #385
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Not sure if I'm impressed or disappointed with the restraint that was shown with this one.
Reckon I'll award it to Cheif Tiff. All yours mate.Craig
Expert /Ex-Spurt/ -n. An "Ex" is something that has been or was. A "Spurt" is a drip under pressure.
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28th March 2014, 07:55 AM #386
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They were a bit lacking in filth and innuendo, but there was some very clever word play. "Rambulance"
Try this one:
Snow-has-the-cat-wondering-how-to-play-resizecrop--.jpg
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28th March 2014, 07:59 AM #387
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Very much so. Originally Posted by Chief Tiff
Craig
Expert /Ex-Spurt/ -n. An "Ex" is something that has been or was. A "Spurt" is a drip under pressure.
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28th March 2014, 08:28 AM #388
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aaah. Pee holes in the snow. Purrfection
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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28th March 2014, 08:33 AM #389
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Don't know how to type in a high pitch voice, but...
Mrs. Slocombe, "It were so cold last night my pussy was frozen solid!"
or, "I don't like this cold, it's terrible for my pussy!"Craig
Expert /Ex-Spurt/ -n. An "Ex" is something that has been or was. A "Spurt" is a drip under pressure.
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28th March 2014, 10:53 AM #390
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How do I spell my name?
Hugh
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