Thanks Thanks:  0
Likes Likes:  0
Needs Pictures Needs Pictures:  0
Picture(s) thanks Picture(s) thanks:  0
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 20
  1. 16th December 2011, 04:10 PM #1
    Phil Spencer's Avatar
    Phil Spencer
    Phil Spencer is offline FIG Woodworks, Gentleman Woodworker
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    37 Deg, 52. 697' South 145 deg, 15.627' East. Elevation 78M
    Age
    72
    Posts
    62
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default Odd thing happened at the traffic lights

    It is a nice 29deg day in Melbourne today, driving back from a friends I got caught at the litghts at the intersection of Warrigul Road and North Road. On this intersection there is a car wash owned by one of Melbourne's night clubs. this car wash uses young ladies in bikinis to wash cars when the sun is out.

    Today there was a young lady in the briefest G string bikini I have ever seen, she was vacuuming out a car on the nature-strip.

    The lights turned green and no one moved, they turned red and green again and still no one moved. I suppose everyone was watching to see if she did the job properly.

    Does this happen in the other states?
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 16th December 2011, 04:41 PM #2
    Woodwould's Avatar
    Woodwould
    Woodwould is offline What... you mean it's not 1792?
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Melbourne
    Posts
    0
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Everyone suffering from Steering Lock Syndrome?
    .
    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.

    Regards, Woodwould.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 16th December 2011, 05:07 PM #3
    Phil Spencer's Avatar
    Phil Spencer
    Phil Spencer is offline FIG Woodworks, Gentleman Woodworker
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    37 Deg, 52. 697' South 145 deg, 15.627' East. Elevation 78M
    Age
    72
    Posts
    62
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Woodwould View Post
    Everyone suffering from Steering Lock Syndrome?
    I think it was neck lock syndrome
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 16th December 2011, 05:40 PM #4
    Uncle Al
    Uncle Al is offline GOLD MEMBER
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    Sutherland Shire, Sydney
    Age
    72
    Posts
    182
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    I think you and your fellow motorist received an early Christmas present.
    I would like to see the photos (please)
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 16th December 2011, 05:47 PM #5
    wheelinround's Avatar
    wheelinround
    wheelinround is offline GOLD MEMBER
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    North Of The Boarder
    Age
    69
    Posts
    0
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default





    Phil count yourself a lucky man and store the memory for your senior years.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 16th December 2011, 06:18 PM #6
    Phil Spencer's Avatar
    Phil Spencer
    Phil Spencer is offline FIG Woodworks, Gentleman Woodworker
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    37 Deg, 52. 697' South 145 deg, 15.627' East. Elevation 78M
    Age
    72
    Posts
    62
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Al View Post
    I think you and your fellow motorist received an early Christmas present.
    I would like to see the photos (please)
    The one time I was without my camera.
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 16th December 2011, 07:16 PM #7
    Waldo's Avatar
    Waldo
    Waldo is offline GOLD MEMBER
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    In the shed, Melbourne
    Age
    54
    Posts
    0
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    The times I drove past there SWMBO was in the car but she commented so of course I had to look. But I wasn't so lucky as you Phil.

    There used to be, don't know if there still is a similar place in Beenleigh, Qld.
    I make things, I just take a long time.

    www.brandhouse.net.au
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 16th December 2011, 07:20 PM #8
    Phil Spencer's Avatar
    Phil Spencer
    Phil Spencer is offline FIG Woodworks, Gentleman Woodworker
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    37 Deg, 52. 697' South 145 deg, 15.627' East. Elevation 78M
    Age
    72
    Posts
    62
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Waldo View Post
    The times I drove past there SWMBO was in the car but she commented so of course I had to look. But I wasn't so lucky as you Phil.

    There used to be, don't know if there still is a similar place in Beenleigh, Qld.
    Wonder how much they charge for a full service car wash? I can imagine them cleaning the windscreen one would have to point out the bits they missed.
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 16th December 2011, 08:24 PM #9
    I_wanna_Shed's Avatar
    I_wanna_Shed
    I_wanna_Shed is offline Now I've got a 10x14m shed! I need a new name...
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Wollondilly, NSW
    Posts
    0
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default



    So Phil, you haven't told us how many times you drove around the block!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 16th December 2011, 08:51 PM #10
    Scott
    Scott is offline GOLD MEMBER
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Melbourne
    Posts
    0
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    I've lurked around that set of lights a few times. How many gear sticks were pointing skyward Phil?
    -Scott
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 16th December 2011, 09:49 PM #11
    artme
    artme is offline Skwair2rownd
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Dundowran Beach
    Age
    77
    Posts
    0
    Post Thanks / Like

    Question

    So thelights turned green , red, green ,red etc. So bloody wot?? Happens all the time here with the slow acting dopes>
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 16th December 2011, 10:11 PM #12
    cava
    cava is offline GOLD MEMBER
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    Mornington Peninsula
    Posts
    408
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    And to think that I was on Warrigal Road today!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 16th December 2011, 10:55 PM #13
    Phil Spencer's Avatar
    Phil Spencer
    Phil Spencer is offline FIG Woodworks, Gentleman Woodworker
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    37 Deg, 52. 697' South 145 deg, 15.627' East. Elevation 78M
    Age
    72
    Posts
    62
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by I_wanna_Shed View Post


    So Phil, you haven't told us how many times you drove around the block!
    Sat through three changes of the lights Just remembered I had my phone could have used that dam!!
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 17th December 2011, 02:54 PM #14
    fenderbelly's Avatar
    fenderbelly
    fenderbelly is offline SENIOR MEMBER
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Bottom of the leg
    Age
    83
    Posts
    366
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Spencer View Post
    It is a nice 29deg day in Melbourne today, driving back from a friends I got caught at the litghts at the intersection of Warrigul Road and North Road. On this intersection there is a car wash owned by one of Melbourne's night clubs. this car wash uses young ladies in bikinis to wash cars when the sun is out.

    Today there was a young lady in the briefest G string bikini I have ever seen, she was vacuuming out a car on the nature-strip.

    The lights turned green and no one moved, they turned red and green again and still no one moved. I suppose everyone was watching to see if she did the job properly.

    Does this happen in the other states?

    we don't have traffic lights where i live but i figure i'm not missing out eh.
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 18th December 2011, 08:48 AM #15
    Foo
    Foo is offline Foo
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Sanstone Point
    Posts
    65
    Post Thanks / Like

    Default

    The Lord works in mystirious ways, either that or Santa lost one of his helpers.
    Foo
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads

  1. A funny thing happened the other day... I finished the cubby saga
    By Shannon in forum HAVE YOUR SAY
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 3rd January 2007, 09:55 PM
  2. A funny thing happened the other day.....
    By Shannon in forum HAVE YOUR SAY
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 25th November 2006, 01:45 AM
  3. a funny thing happened.....
    By Kev Y. in forum HAVE YOUR SAY
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: 12th July 2005, 11:32 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules