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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidG View Post
    Actually it isn't
    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    Pardon?
    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmiller View Post
    Agreed.

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    Yup, worked it out now.
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    Guys, It doesn't matter whether the blade is on the right way or not.... it's a caption contest!
    Pugwash.

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    Loved the conversation about the blade direction.... Back to the dark siders for pug and cliff. No electricity for you for a week


    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    So I called youse guys in from A Current Tonight 'cos I can't get no money out of the manufacturers. Look how it cut me! They shoulda told me it was dangerous, this spinnin blade. Now I got medical bills to pay and it's hard on a coupla pensions and three different unemployment benefits. Youse won't use that last bit will ya?
    loved this one the best, mostly cos it hits the right note for about 3 seconds after the saw is switched on.

    The original caption I saw was "I see you've already worked put why this is a bad idea"

    Over to you, Mic.
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    Loved the conversation about the blade direction.... Back to the dark siders for pug and cliff. No electricity for you for a week

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    Is OK, chainsaw runs the other way & doesn't need electricity.
    Cliff.
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    Thanks. What is she doing?

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    It is the riot fairy.
    Cliff.
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    We used to have these in the sixties.
    It's a peace riot.
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    This is where I always do my Tai Chi.

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    One simple typo dramatically altered Mary's ballet career...
    apparently the audition was for Stravinsky's "rites of spring"

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    Tiptoe through the perspex.
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Singing...

    A spoonful of insanity helps the batons go down...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Pig baiting.
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    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    which one of you is my Hubby?
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    The new terrorist tactic of confusing them with art.
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    Unbelievably, Cinderella decided this was just the right place to find her Prince Charming....
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