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There seem to be so many punsters out there these days!
I challenge you to add to this 'only' joke BUT YOU MUST NOT BE RUDE AND SEND THE THREAD TO THE RED ROOM!
Anyone guilty (like the Disorderly Conduct joke) will be punished.
Here goes. Can you add to it?
She was only a whisky maker,
But i loved her still.
Carry Pine
She had such a great spirit.
And liked a tipple or two
In a shot glass.Quote:
Originally Posted by rwbuild
There must be a way to add this to the "Afraid" thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob38S
After a few she developed a rye sense of humour.
If cattle had a sense of humour, would that make them a laughing stock?
What about sheep?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob38S
Texas, where men are men and sheep are nervous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chesand
That Bo Peep girl has been at it again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chesand
As well as that Miss Muffet on her tuffet
In keeping with the "Only Joke" title.
If you are driving down the road and you hit a truck full of lemons, does it mean you are bitter but full of zest?
No, but it's contagious... ;)
She was a farmer's daughter, but she coudn't keep the calves together
But she kneaded the dough
Sadly, though well bread, she had fallen on hard times.
Pete
But had to do something to earn a crust
and got a rise
She was bred in ol' Kentucky but she's only a crumb down here.
Graham
She was three Stooges short of a picnic
She was still able to make Moe money than her ant when the moonshine.
Pete
That was a Curly one?