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  1. 4th February 2016, 01:03 PM #1
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    Default The 'Only' Joke Challenge

    There seem to be so many punsters out there these days!
    I challenge you to add to this 'only' joke BUT YOU MUST NOT BE RUDE AND SEND THE THREAD TO THE RED ROOM!
    Anyone guilty (like the Disorderly Conduct joke) will be punished.

    Here goes. Can you add to it?

    She was only a whisky maker,
    But i loved her still.


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    She had such a great spirit.
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    And liked a tipple or two
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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  4. 4th February 2016, 04:41 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    And liked a tipple or two
    In a shot glass.
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  5. 5th February 2016, 05:43 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    In a shot glass.
    There must be a way to add this to the "Afraid" thread.
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    After a few she developed a rye sense of humour.
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    If cattle had a sense of humour, would that make them a laughing stock?
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  10. 5th February 2016, 12:37 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    If cattle had a sense of humour, would that make them a laughing stock?
    What about sheep?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chesand View Post
    What about sheep?
    Texas, where men are men and sheep are nervous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chesand View Post
    What about sheep?
    That Bo Peep girl has been at it again.
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    As well as that Miss Muffet on her tuffet
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    In keeping with the "Only Joke" title.

    If you are driving down the road and you hit a truck full of lemons, does it mean you are bitter but full of zest?
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    No, but it's contagious...
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    She was a farmer's daughter, but she coudn't keep the calves together
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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    But she kneaded the dough
    Learning to make big bits of wood smaller......
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