After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
Wmp :roflmao:
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Originally Posted by labr@
Is one of them called Shaun ? :U
Peter.
Or did he ram it home?
Trust ewe to post that, Rodger
He pulled the wool over the farmer's eyes.
Allan
Oh no, not again. Ewe guys have too much time on your hands.
Cannot decide wether to laugh or not...
There'll never be another ewe.
That's 3 "ewe" puns we've had already. I must remind you that each addition to the thread should be ewenique
.....err......oops :-
Oh dear, another flock of posts.
Sounds like a Kiwi lament.Quote:
Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore
This keeps up and we could all get a little crook.
I knew a shearer named Shaun Badly. A lot of the Badly's were shearers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sturdee
Obviously a ring in and not a ringer.
Did he live in Marino?Quote:
Originally Posted by rustynail
Was his dog called Bitzer? :UQuote:
Originally Posted by rustynail
Peter.
What an insult! The Badly's had one of the best lines of Kelpies around. I had one of there bitches by Casper. She could work anything from ducks to cattle, including pigs. Best dog I have ever owned. Came to Sydney to visit my parents one Christmas and someone threw her a bait. Got to love city folk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sturdee
He was good for 200 a day. How about yourself?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob38S
Whoa, hang on a minute, Shaun Badly was real?
I presumed it was a play on words seeing the thread was about sheep, "shorn badly", hence ring in as opposed to ringer eg Jackie Howe, 321 sheep in under 8 hours.
No offence intended, just playing with words and an attempt at a little humour.
No offence taken. Yes, Shaun Badly was his real name. We always thought it amusing because he was one of the best shearers we knew.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob38S
Jackie Howe's 321 tally at Alice Downs Blackall was with hand shears and wasnt broken until machine shears came along. His weekly record was 1437 in 44.5 hours. As far as I am aware, that record still stands. His dad John was also a champion shearer. Jackie was an activist during the Shearers Strike and was mates with my grandfather who was also heavily involved. Jackie owned the Barcoo pub in Blackall and died at only 59.
No offence meant either. I thought I was referring to the OP post.Quote:
Originally Posted by rustynail
My calling the sheep Shaun and the dog Bitzer refers to the children cartoon shown on ABC2 that I watch sometimes with my 2 year old grandson.
Peter.
None taken Peter. You were not to know. Mind you, if memory serves me correctly, one of the Badly dogs was called Bitzer or Bitzy. I'ts over thirty years ago and Im flat out remembering what I had for breakfast.
Well the sheep and farm puns have dropped off - I thought we were going to be drenched in them.
May be people are worried about being fleeced.
Nah, this mob is good for a few more.
With apologising about shearers names and sheep dogs its a wonder no one took a fence!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob38S
CP
I know a detective was tailing the sheep.
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Originally Posted by A Duke
Easy to follow them. They were all marked.Quote:
Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore
CP
We had a Kiwi at work for a while. You've guessed it. His surname was Lamb. He said there were many very indiscreet comments flying around while he grew up :) .
I have been falling about over the computer desk with all your replies. Lucky you blokes don't charge for the jokes or I would have been fleeced.
Regards
Paul
and then we would have baled you out of trouble
I think we need a gun.
You could always ringer round for more jokes!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bushmiller
CP
I think we've used all the best jokes so any more won't be much chop.
Perhaps you need to Rack your brain a little more. I could get roasted for adding to this thread.
May be some one is just pulling your leg.
Adding more is OK - just don't hog it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob38S
Im not really happy with this brand of jokes.
CP
Perhaps time for it to be docked
Before we do that, I want to take a poll.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chesand
Carry Pine