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  1. 21st January 2016, 08:21 PM #1
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    After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

    “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

    “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

    “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

    “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

    Is one of them called Shaun ?

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    Or did he ram it home?
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    Trust ewe to post that, Rodger
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    He pulled the wool over the farmer's eyes.

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    Oh no, not again. Ewe guys have too much time on your hands.
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    Cannot decide wether to laugh or not...
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    There'll never be another ewe.
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    That's 3 "ewe" puns we've had already. I must remind you that each addition to the thread should be ewenique

    .....err......oops
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    Oh dear, another flock of posts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    There'll never be another ewe.
    Sounds like a Kiwi lament.
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  16. 22nd January 2016, 04:40 PM #13
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    This keeps up and we could all get a little crook.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sturdee View Post
    Is one of them called Shaun ?

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    I knew a shearer named Shaun Badly. A lot of the Badly's were shearers.
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    Obviously a ring in and not a ringer.
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