Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #4

And now for something completely different...

IBM's new intelligent processor takes a break

Microsoft at work in your machine

Or

is this "The Rat's Ring"option

And you thought 'putting your PC to sleep' was a figurative expression...

Hmmmm, i smell a rat.

So that is why my mouse isn't working....

Ozkaban can take it.

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Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Ozkaban can take it.

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Ooops. Sorry to keep you waiting. I'm off on a couple of days in lieu, so haven't been paying too much attention to my email :doh:

Try this one

https://www.woodworkforums.com/attach...1&d=1254437900

Let's see 'em steal this hand drier.

Obviously this fellow is not a member of the Forum!!!:U

You did say you were in Loo didn't you Dave:;

the owners of the pub were extremely impressed at the tremendous speed at which Dave the tiler worked,
although they were concerned about the whereabouts of his apprentice,:? (who'd been standing in the corner only moments earlier.)

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Originally Posted by underfoot

the owners of the pub were extremely impressed at the tremendous speed at which Dave the tiler worked,
although they were concerned about the whereabouts of his apprentice,:? (who'd been standing in the corner only moments earlier.)

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nice one:2tsup::2tsup::2tsup::2tsup::2tsup::2tsup::rotfl::rotfl::)):))

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Originally Posted by underfoot

the owners of the pub were extremely impressed at the tremendous speed at which Dave the tiler worked,
although they were concerned about the whereabouts of his apprentice,:? (who'd been standing in the corner only moments earlier.)

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Originally Posted by fubar

nice one:2tsup::2tsup::2tsup::2tsup::2tsup::2tsup::rotfl::rotfl::)):))

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I agree witrh Fubar! Off you go Underfoot...

Cheers,
Dave

thanks Oz and fubar, um... lets try this one

Steve in the back room of U-beaut sorting out the bug in the system:D

The first generartion iPod was not a great commercial success...

our new machine can compute 8, count 'em , 8 calculations per day

mmmm, now if i press the right keys the electronic field then created should make your hair stand on end

Jim's new invention, the electric beehive, was not producing as much honey as anticipated.
"Maybe we should put some bees in it," said Barry.

Intel finally perfect the world's smallest teraflop CPU. Unfortunately, the cooling system was subcontracted to the lowest bidder.

Steve Jobs proving to Bill Gates he stole DOS and that Mac will work better

I don't know Phil! I think we need to make the components smaller! We can't fit the hamster in. :C And what about the rat's ring option.:doh:

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Originally Posted by Gingermick

our new machine can compute 8, count 'em , 8 calculations per day

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:D all yours Mick:D

http://ilovecandid.com/wp-content/up...r-accident.jpg

You cropped it Mick :;

"A Bridge to Far"


Honestly thought that the commercial for the car was right "You can take & park it anywhere"

OK! Here we are. Just watch out for the puddle.:cool:

TomTom FAQ #327: When heading out on a boat for the day, enter the Marina as the destination, not the boat...

Gangwaaay!!!

The all new series of Mchale's Navy started filming this week.

Disappointing results from the baby boomers parking challenge.

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Originally Posted by underfoot

Gangwaaay!!!

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:)
go for it.

alrighty....how about

Grandma always said it would be quicker to was me in my cloths and hang me up to dry.
That way we would all be clean at least for a short while.

Bob never quite mastered the flying fox...

That'll take him down a peg or two! :D

Who's that kid that's hanging around?

Guys i've told you before you have to light the fire first.

i wish my brother would stop hanging me out to dry every time mum went crook.

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Originally Posted by AlexS

Who's that kid that's hanging around?

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:D:rolleyes::D
all yours Alex

Here ya go.