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  1. 2nd October 2009, 03:40 PM #331
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    the owners of the pub were extremely impressed at the tremendous speed at which Dave the tiler worked,
    although they were concerned about the whereabouts of his apprentice, (who'd been standing in the corner only moments earlier.)

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    the owners of the pub were extremely impressed at the tremendous speed at which Dave the tiler worked,
    although they were concerned about the whereabouts of his apprentice, (who'd been standing in the corner only moments earlier.)
    nice one
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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    the owners of the pub were extremely impressed at the tremendous speed at which Dave the tiler worked,
    although they were concerned about the whereabouts of his apprentice, (who'd been standing in the corner only moments earlier.)
    Quote Originally Posted by fubar View Post
    nice one
    I agree witrh Fubar! Off you go Underfoot...

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  4. 4th October 2009, 12:17 PM #334
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    thanks Oz and fubar, um... lets try this one

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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  6. 4th October 2009, 01:07 PM #336
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    The first generartion iPod was not a great commercial success...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    our new machine can compute 8, count 'em , 8 calculations per day
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    mmmm, now if i press the right keys the electronic field then created should make your hair stand on end
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    Jim's new invention, the electric beehive, was not producing as much honey as anticipated.
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    I don't know Phil! I think we need to make the components smaller! We can't fit the hamster in. And what about the rat's ring option.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingermick View Post
    our new machine can compute 8, count 'em , 8 calculations per day
    all yours Mick

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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    You cropped it Mick

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