it seems there was a small misunderstanding when the stonemason was asked to carve a 'moniker' on the headstone
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it seems there was a small misunderstanding when the stonemason was asked to carve a 'moniker' on the headstone
In a twist of fate, Uri the hacker found an actual photo of Medusa online. All the Stonemason had to do for the family was move his office equipment to the cemetery and carve his epitaph into it.
I had a touch-type pillow,
I didn't mind the lumps,
They kept my head out of the drool...
But, sadly, lightning jumps!
(The real reason I grew a beard? To hide the square dings in the side of my face when I woke up in the morning... :p)
Very nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Groggy
Perhaps her head now really only hovers over the disc, ever seeking.
Bravo ... bright spark.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
YO! BULLFRIGHT!? Ya there?
In the meantime, on a similar note...
http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-128.jpg
The mens room in the Stock Exchange was flush with success.
Johnno never really understood why business was slow. He had a lot of enquiries but found it difficult to turn them into customers. It would take a lot of lost opportunities before he realised the teleconference feature had a webcam fitted to it.
On his death, Boris was appointed the Internet Service Provider's telephone help desk.
I know I have tried to speak to him....often!!!!!
Sometimes the spam just goes right through you.
The new connection had excellent download speeds.
No more loosing productivity to those pesky loo breaks. Now all we need to do is get it outside so they don't need smoking breaks either.:D
its just a matter of getting to the seat of the problem
He strains from 9 to 5 to get the job done.
Gone are the old days of working it out with a pencil & paper...
Ahem... This one was just a filler while you get around to adjudicating your one to see who posts the next "official" one... :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by bullfright
Otherwise, I'd give AlexS the win for this one. Gives me an idea to try to stop a certain person from chewing the erasers off my pencils! :~
Mwahahaha!
OK, here's one to go on with...
..and I'll throw in a greenie for anyone who knows what they are really doing.
Connex's new train finally arrives
Stage 1. Back to the future tests, pre Delorean and pre Flux Capacitor.
Adelaides' new tram is up and running says fix it Pat.
A log test?
Comfortable seating is much more important than speed.
Bert was determined to find out how long a piece of string was
No, but you're on the right track I think (not quite sure what a log test is).Quote:
Originally Posted by
Today we have ANCAP - Aust New Car Assesment Program. I guess back then they had ANTAP. Oh, and Crash Test Dummies referred to the intelligence of the volunteers...
Cheers,
Dave
Used as a standby for logging speed of boats. A loose wound rope with knots was attached to a "log" and thrown over the stern. The amount of knots that went through in a given time was the speed hence the term knots for maritime speed.
They later adopted it for aircraft but it must have been breezy.:D
Better explanation here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_log
Thanks . In that case, you're very close.
Testing speed of the flow?
Australias' new Collins class submarine on it's initial test run.
You're all round it . It's calibrating the instrument used to measure flow velocity.
The instrument has a fan that rotates at a rate relative to the velocity, and makes a contact that rings a buzzer every 20 revs.
The bloke at the back pushed the trolley at a range of 'constant' speeds. The bloke sitting on the trolley operated a stopwatch. When they reached constant velocity, he slapped a paintbrush on a survey chain parallel to the tracks and started the stopwatch. At the end of the run, he slapped the paint on again and stopped the watch. Each time the buzzer sounded during the run, he noted the time. On the way back, he calculated the velocity from the paint marks, and wiped off the paint.
They did this for a range of speeds up to as fast as the pusher could go, and then produce a calibration table for the meter, velocity v time for 20 revs.
Pity the poor pusher.:D
And thanks Alex.
OK Alex pick a winner i think Bullfright is off again
As usual, Olly sits down twiddling his necktie while Stan does all the work.
Go for it Gra, Conex hit the spot.
I wonder if they have twins?
"I traded it for a pair of leathers":B:B
Its the only way I can get the b*^$% to sleep.:C
kid napping:)
Dreaming of left turns..................