After eating his apple, Ted needed a toothpick.
He had no idea how much of a toothpick he was going to get.
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After eating his apple, Ted needed a toothpick.
He had no idea how much of a toothpick he was going to get.
Crap. Wasted all that time cleaning the windshield at the last petrol station. 5 minutes of my life I won't get back.
Incoming!
The makings of a log jam
Fred suddenly realised why tailgating isn't a good idea
Did I bring spare underwear!
Stupid truckies... I'm a DOG catcher!
Hey, kids? Enough of the I-Spy, let's play Pick-Up-Sticks!
Carry a chainsaw in the boot for 25 years and on the first day I drive a courtesy car...? :rolleyes:
Aaaaaaliance.
Plenty of FOR (found on road) for the next wood turner who happens along.
Oh, S***
all pretty goodQuote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
but I'll go with this one as it appeals to my quirky sense of humour
over to you TL
Why thank you? :D How's this one?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
http://antitouristic.com/wp-content/...d_1781711i.jpg
Aquaman as a kid.
Nobody ever talks about the hidden genetic dangers of snorkling
They just don't make mermaids like they used to.
That head was not as tasty as it looked.
You got problem mate!
At least I don't need some dumb tank idea to breathe with
Blondie's attempts to use fishoil as a replacement for botox were not entirely successful.
Hey Pal, Watch where your shoving that snorkel!!!
Talk about being fed up to the gills
"My gills are aliiiive with the sound of muuuusiiic"
Ha ha you'll all have that going around in your heads for hours now.:U
(Why should I be the only one :~)
:bump:
Has this thread finally died and needs to be ceremoniously buried or do we resuccitate it?
Hey TL, you have to pick somebody, WAKE UP! :D
You better have a go then Cliff. :UQuote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
(sheesh. I was, like, BUSY. :q:cool:)
Ta, I'll be back shortly.Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
OK, lets see what you can do with this.
They spent so much on the rocket candles I only got a cookie instead of a cake.
Well the jokes on them cos I'm eating it all myself.....
Some pyromaniacs never grow up.
So is that it? Just 3 of us left now? :?
Isn't the rocket supposed to go UNDER the cake?
Looks like it :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
OK, I'm going with this one 'cos it is a truth. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by A Duke
The people who found those candles are known for their bonfires. :2tsup:
Hi,
That was quick, try this cartoon
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That's what happens when your dog is a cross between a bull terrier and a shitzu - it bullshitzu :p
(Sorry - best I can do on a Monday evening:U)
(And as for the previous one, only just saw it tonight so "By the time Cliff finished blowing out the candles he was another year older - well, he felt like it anyway")
Winner. :2tsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by labr@
Weighting to go for a walk.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Duke
The lapdogs wanted her lap back