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  1. 25th November 2014, 08:03 AM #736
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    Nobody ever talks about the hidden genetic dangers of snorkling
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  2. 25th November 2014, 09:09 AM #737
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    They just don't make mermaids like they used to.
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    That head was not as tasty as it looked.
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    You got problem mate!
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    Blondie's attempts to use fishoil as a replacement for botox were not entirely successful.
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    Hey Pal, Watch where your shoving that snorkel!!!
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  7. 26th November 2014, 07:44 PM #742
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    Talk about being fed up to the gills
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    "My gills are aliiiive with the sound of muuuusiiic"



    Ha ha you'll all have that going around in your heads for hours now.

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    Has this thread finally died and needs to be ceremoniously buried or do we resuccitate it?
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    Hey TL, you have to pick somebody, WAKE UP!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    They just don't make mermaids like they used to.
    You better have a go then Cliff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    You better have a go then Cliff.

    (sheesh. I was, like, BUSY. )
    Ta, I'll be back shortly.
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    OK, lets see what you can do with this.
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    They spent so much on the rocket candles I only got a cookie instead of a cake.
    Well the jokes on them cos I'm eating it all myself.....
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