:hahaha: Good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl
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:hahaha: Good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl
Here ya go ...
Some one has been ignoring the disclaimer and taking electrical advice from some posters to this Forum.
"John, you sure that's safe"
"Sure thing, it's got a surge protector"
Also:
Village idiot opening in 3, 2, 1
The phrase "Good enough for government work" Not always appropriate.
(Queue Olivia Newton John and John Travolta singing - You're the one that I Want)
"It was ELECTRIFING"
There was an Ascii art caption but apparently this forum eats whitespace. doesn't quite work.
I behalf of me and me mates, I gratefully accept our nomination for a Darwin award.
:U i <3 the darwin awards. My favourite is still the one about the Anti-tank mine Russian Roulette. (Undetonated anti-tank landmine under the table, take a shot, stomp on the mine.) Or the guy cleaning out a fuel tank but couldn't find his flashlight too see if he got it all so he lit a match.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
Nah its OK....If you look closely you can see they've got their thongs on.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Duke
Ya and the barby is standing on a plank.Quote:
Originally Posted by watson
"Oh Yeah!" [rubs hands in glee] "Once the music starts, this party will be sizzling!"
Minimum dress code: shorts and thongs.
"Gardamn, I feel a tingling. Don't think the leakage device is workin"
....
Some great laughs here.
"Thongs" gets an honourable mention but Skew's_Girl wins for quality and quantity.
Over to the Canuck.
I was working on:
" Eye of Hugh, and toe of Bob,
Pool of Mat, and tongue of Doug,
[...]
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
"
But instead I'll just:
Ummm... Honey? When I said I wanted a fly-strip I meant that sticky tape stuff hanging from the ceiling, not a zipper in the stairway... :rolleyes:
Note to self, always step off with the left foot going up & the right foot going down.
So the plans changed, but not until they had cut out the stairs for the now abandoned spiral staircase. :C
After 8 years in jail, Fred couldn't get out of the habit of making everything from matchsticks.
although, having accidently fed the stair plans through the shredder,
Frank was sure he could stick them back together.
The apprentice misunderstood the instruction to get his boss a woodsaw blade.
Sven's quest to perfect his speed skating technique came undone about half way down. After being spun around in a game of skull and blind mans bluff, sadly, the last words he ever shouted were "watch this!"
:lb::biggrin2:
I like. Have to hand this one off to TeaLady. Take it away M'lady.
:D Will just go and find a pick!:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew's_Girl
:d
"Martha! That new chair you got is peeing in the corner!"
Wouldwood has let his imagination run wild.
It's a dog of a chair.
Love's driving me up the wall!
Thomas picked himself up off the floor and continued working, oblivious that his shed had just fallen over.
"Hmmm, I should have checked the moisture content of that Vic Ash".
This loveseat will appeal to a really dominant partner.
design by Escher
Nigels first attempt to market his furniture to the yachting fraternity
Oscar Wilde's world was always a little "bent"
Captain "Jacko" Jackson was somewhat of a traditionalist, and was determined to furnish the new space station in his own style.
Well... Y'see... the customer's only real criteria was "a couch that I could comfortably crash on..." :roll:
No matter how I train my Roomba, it always misses half of the legs!
Ever had one of those couches that, no matter how you sleep on it, always leaves a crick in your back?
Don't you hate it when you can't iron out the crease in your plans?
(And a variation of one of Woodwould's... sorta: )
The dog peed on the cushion? Well, ya should have got it to pee on the other side too!
Skew wasn't subtle when it came to presents, "Alright Alright! I Get it! New Jointer/Planer Geez"
Apparently Skew's learned my volume trick XD
This one's quite good!:D Off you go Skew!:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
(See? Spamming works! :U)
OK, lessee...
The Peg hazard on the 9th.
Damned rabbits! This'll fix 'em!
only greenies use wooden pegs these days
The park failed the pinch test and no more fertiliser is to be used.