Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

[watson]

I know I'm too late but I'm posting it anyway:

What you don't see is that that tree has a massive burl just off the top of the frame. That's why it's leaning. Dude's snuggling up and waiting for the other guy to go to sleep. See him watching the other guy?

~*Two more burbons otta do it. Then it's ZingZing and Zoom! MuahHaHaHA!"

Good one.

[rsser]

Here ya go ...

[A Duke]

Some one has been ignoring the disclaimer and taking electrical advice from some posters to this Forum.

[Skew's_Girl]

"John, you sure that's safe"
"Sure thing, it's got a surge protector"

Also:

Village idiot opening in 3, 2, 1

The phrase "Good enough for government work" Not always appropriate.

(Queue Olivia Newton John and John Travolta singing - You're the one that I Want)
"It was ELECTRIFING"

There was an Ascii art caption but apparently this forum eats whitespace. doesn't quite work.

[Sawdust Maker]

I behalf of me and me mates, I gratefully accept our nomination for a Darwin award.

[Skew's_Girl]

I behalf of me and me mates, I gratefully accept our nomination for a Darwin award.

i <3 the darwin awards. My favourite is still the one about the Anti-tank mine Russian Roulette. (Undetonated anti-tank landmine under the table, take a shot, stomp on the mine.) Or the guy cleaning out a fuel tank but couldn't find his flashlight too see if he got it all so he lit a match.

[watson]

Some one has been ignoring the disclaimer and taking electrical advice from some posters to this Forum.

Nah its OK....If you look closely you can see they've got their thongs on.

[A Duke]

Nah its OK....If you look closely you can see they've got their thongs on.

Ya and the barby is standing on a plank.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

"Oh Yeah!" [rubs hands in glee] "Once the music starts, this party will be sizzling!"


Minimum dress code: shorts and thongs.

[rsser]

"Gardamn, I feel a tingling. Don't think the leakage device is workin"

....

Some great laughs here.

"Thongs" gets an honourable mention but Skew's_Girl wins for quality and quantity.

Over to the Canuck.

[Skew's_Girl]

I was working on:
" Eye of Hugh, and toe of Bob,
Pool of Mat, and tongue of Doug,
[...]
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
"

But instead I'll just:

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ummm... Honey? When I said I wanted a fly-strip I meant that sticky tape stuff hanging from the ceiling, not a zipper in the stairway...

[Cliff Rogers]

Note to self, always step off with the left foot going up & the right foot going down.

[tea lady]

So the plans changed, but not until they had cut out the stairs for the now abandoned spiral staircase.

[pugwash]

After 8 years in jail, Fred couldn't get out of the habit of making everything from matchsticks.