old age

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An oldtimer goes to see the Doc.

"Howdy"! he says, sprightly.

"Hello" replies the Doc, "Do you have any complaints"?

"Well" says the oldtimer, "Every morning at 7:00AM I pee like a horse"!

"Yeah" says the Doc, "Go on".

"And then" says the old geezer, "At 8:00AM I craps like a cow"!

"Yeah" says the Doc, "So what's the problem"?

"Well" says the oldtimer, "I Don't get up til nine".

A definition of getting older...

When you start to loose hair from places where it's meant to grow, and then start growing it in places where it's not meant to grow !