One for the kids

Kids love this joke: (an oldie I know)

The carpet layers have just finished carpeting a large lounge room and the carpet layer notices his cigarettes are not in his top pocket. There is also a small lump in the middle of the carpet.
The easy solution is to crawl over to the middle of the carpet and knock it flat with a rubber mallet..and it works.
Next minute a kid walks in and says, 'Hey mister, are these your cigarettes?'
'Yeh thanks kid."
'And mister, have you seen my guinea pig around?'

Maybe because they are girls but.....

What do you can a fairy that never washes?


Stinkerbell!

Knucklehead,
Love the quotation, but a bit scary after reading some of the accidents members have had.
Do you do any woodwork with the kids? or just entertain them with your lifetime collection of jokes?