One for the kids

[Carry Pine]

Kids love this joke: (an oldie I know)

The carpet layers have just finished carpeting a large lounge room and the carpet layer notices his cigarettes are not in his top pocket. There is also a small lump in the middle of the carpet.
The easy solution is to crawl over to the middle of the carpet and knock it flat with a rubber mallet..and it works.
Next minute a kid walks in and says, 'Hey mister, are these your cigarettes?'
'Yeh thanks kid."
'And mister, have you seen my guinea pig around?'

[knucklehead]

Maybe because they are girls but.....

What do you can a fairy that never washes?


Stinkerbell!

[Carry Pine]

Knucklehead,
Love the quotation, but a bit scary after reading some of the accidents members have had.
Do you do any woodwork with the kids? or just entertain them with your lifetime collection of jokes?