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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Views: 124,309
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Barber Shop

    Started by Rodgera, 8th August 2013 01:08 PM
    balding, barber, charge, cutting, haircut, middle-aged, pay, paying, price, searching, shop, time
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,234
    Carry Pine
    9th August 2013, 09:49 PM Go to last post

  2. Dear Mum letter

    Started by MBM888, 9th August 2013 02:42 PM
    aids, care, commune, cure, dear, deserves, ectasy, envelope, growing, heroin, home, hurt, letter, life, love, marijuana, meantime, mum, passion, people, pray, remind, report, safe, school, science, stacy, trading, worry, worse
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,579
    Wongo
    9th August 2013, 03:26 PM Go to last post

  3. There are three kinds of people

    Started by rrich, 6th August 2013 05:00 PM
    binary, challenged, count, heard, kinds, people, radio, swmbos, ute
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 1,727
    labr@
    8th August 2013, 10:26 PM Go to last post

  4. Baptizing an Irishman

    Started by gms002a, 7th August 2013 01:13 PM
    arms, baptizing, begins, bit, breath, brother, bumping, catches, coughs, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, irishman, jesus, kicking, legs, preacher, pulls, ready, river, staggers, subsequently, time, upright, water, wits
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,113
    gms002a
    7th August 2013, 11:12 PM Go to last post

  5. Rotten so & so.

    Started by issatree, 30th July 2013 07:57 PM
    broken, channels, drives, left, remote, rotten, street, time, yeah, yesterday
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,480
    artme
    6th August 2013, 07:49 PM Go to last post

  6. not sure if this is new - old or recycled like Kevin

    Started by fenderbelly, 31st July 2013 10:32 PM
    abraham, answered, ceiling, clock, earth, entire, fan, hands, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lie-clock, lie-clocks, lies, life, lincolns, mother, move, moved, peter, recycled, replied, responded, rudd’s, telling, teresas, time, told
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,501
    Rodgera
    3rd August 2013, 07:52 AM Go to last post

  7. Just Like Mommy

    Started by Rodgera, 1st August 2013 09:46 AM
    announced, bathroom, grow, half, lady, make-up, mommy, mother, oil, putting, told, tomorrow, walked
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,266
    Rodgera
    1st August 2013, 09:46 AM Go to last post

  8. Traffic Stop

    Started by Rodgera, 24th July 2013 10:23 AM
    ago, burnt, car, change, corrected, driver, exclaimed, friend, friends, handed, home, license, officer, police, puzzled, replaced, restaurant, returning, speeding, stated, stop, stopped, taillight, ticket, traffic, trunk, weeks, wondering, zone
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,037
    rustynail
    29th July 2013, 03:34 PM Go to last post

  9. New Trend

    Started by Rodgera, 26th July 2013 04:45 PM
    company, food, kevin, named, names, office, putting, refrigerator, sandwich, strange, trend, tuna
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,359
    doug3030
    26th July 2013, 08:49 PM Go to last post

  10. And now for something completely different.......

    Started by MBM888, 23rd July 2013 10:41 AM
    amzanig, completely, deos, deosnt, ervey, frist, huamn, huh, iprmoatnt, istlef, lsat, lteter, ltteer, ltteers, mnid, mses, mttaer, olny, oredr, pclae, raed, rset, sitll, taht, taotl, tihng, uinervtisy, waht, wlohe, wrod
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,940
    rwbuild
    25th July 2013, 10:16 AM Go to last post

  11. There are 10 kinds of people

    Started by doug3030, 18th July 2013 10:30 PM
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    binary, cheers, doug, kinds, notation, people, understand 1 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 77
    • Views: 6,730
    labr@
    23rd July 2013, 09:02 PM Go to last post

  12. Ethics

    Started by fenderbelly, 23rd July 2013 12:11 PM
    $100, $50, announced, arose, client, clients, drafting, elderly, ethical, ethics, fee, lawyer, lawyers, left, mind, note, notes, overpayment, paid, partner, question, stuck
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,233
    Timless Timber
    23rd July 2013, 01:01 PM Go to last post

  13. The Church Dinner

    Started by wheelinround, 23rd July 2013 11:26 AM
    ambulance, bad, called, care, church, dead, decided, dinner, doctor, ear, fine, finished, happened, helper, janet, janets, lady, living, meal, mushrooms, pump, run, spot, steak, stomach, stopped, time, told, whispered, wild
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,608
    wolften
    23rd July 2013, 11:28 AM Go to last post

  14. At my own expense

    Started by Scott, 18th July 2013 06:52 PM
    acquired, acres, couple, expense, fine, heal, surgeon, vasectomy
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,547
    Carry Pine
    22nd July 2013, 10:17 PM Go to last post

  15. You know you are living in 2013 when........

    Started by MBM888, 20th July 2013 12:16 PM
    2013, bottom, busy, check, coffee, e-mail, family, forward, head, house, laughing, leaving, list, living, message, morning, nodding, notice, online, panic, phone, reach, reading, screen, scrolled, sideways, smile, start, tilting, worse
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,644
    A Duke
    20th July 2013, 12:22 PM Go to last post

  16. Funny mathematics

    Started by doug3030, 17th July 2013 11:26 PM
    2tsup, cheers, doug, funny, maroons, mathematics, queenslander
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,130
    Rodgera
    19th July 2013, 10:31 PM Go to last post

  17. Not mush room to eat

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th June 2013 05:59 PM
    allan, ambulance, attention, bloke, check, commotion, daughter, doctor, dog, eat, enema, immediately, leaned, minutes, mother, mush, mushrooms, panic, pumps, ran, rang, received, room, steak, stomach, stop, subsided, suddenly, syringes, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,148
    rrich
    19th July 2013, 01:39 PM Go to last post

  18. We were made for each other

    Started by DaveTTC, 17th July 2013 10:40 PM
    bed, bedroom, calm, clean, cooking, finally, forum, hate, hates, heaven, kids, loml, match, nagging, nice, nod, pausing, perplexed, reiterate, reply, smiling, starts, sweet, talking, voice, walks, word
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,676
    DaveTTC
    18th July 2013, 06:55 PM Go to last post

  19. David Mitchell's - Sustainability

    Started by Skew's_Girl, 17th July 2013 08:49 PM
    abc2, anne, cheers, david, enjoyable, gents, ladies, mitchell, mitchell's, mitchells, punchy, soapbox, sustainability, youtube
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,182
    Allan at Wallan
    18th July 2013, 05:37 PM Go to last post

  20. Funny business.......signs

    Started by MBM888, 8th July 2013 12:09 AM
    business, businesssigns, funny, signs 2 Attachment(s)
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,705
    Chesand
    17th July 2013, 05:06 PM Go to last post

  21. Weather report

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th July 2013 06:16 PM
    7.00pm, allan, answered, club, coast, conversation, evening, idiot, imitated, involved, late, leaving, male, minutes, news, phone, rang, report, told, voice, watch, weather, wifes, woodturning
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,362
    Allan at Wallan
    16th July 2013, 06:16 PM Go to last post

  22. A few to get you all groaning......

    Started by MBM888, 28th June 2013 09:05 PM
    beat, blind, buying, cleaner, death, dyson, grave, grim, groaning, guess, hobbit, labrador, lost, mick, middle, night, noticed, owners, paddy, pet, plot, reaper, shouting, sleep, talk, thinking, tolkein, vacuum, walking, woke
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,020
    Enfield Guy
    11th July 2013, 05:44 PM Go to last post

  23. New Store Policy

    Started by MBM888, 3rd July 2013 12:25 PM
    buying, choosing, colours, counter, hardware, husbands/boyfriends, letter, local, note, paint, permission, policy, signed, store, you.
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,291
    Wongo
    9th July 2013, 06:15 PM Go to last post

  24. The aging process......

    Started by MBM888, 5th July 2013 06:21 PM
    aging, balls, console, football;, golf;, noticed, play, process, tennis;
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,122
    Allan at Wallan
    6th July 2013, 11:31 AM Go to last post

  25. Church announcement.....

    Started by MBM888, 29th June 2013 08:45 PM
    added, announcement, baptismal, baptize, church, fountain, infants, patrick’s, saint, shrug, south, wing
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 966
    A Duke
    29th June 2013, 10:09 PM Go to last post

  26. Love, honour and obey....?

    Started by MBM888, 22nd June 2013 12:44 PM
    arm, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, difficulty, dishes, dishwasher, eye, fix, girl, healed, honour, hot, house, laundry, lawn, left, load, love, married, meal, meals, mowed, obey, sandwich, swelling, table, urinates., washed
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,634
    MBM888
    22nd June 2013, 12:44 PM Go to last post

  27. The under 9's footy side

    Started by MBM888, 19th June 2013 11:29 AM
    9-year-old, called, coach, cooperation, footy, game, league, players, team, understand
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,284
    MBM888
    19th June 2013, 11:29 AM Go to last post

  28. small mistake

    Started by Breslau, 17th June 2013 03:27 AM
    5th, arrow, boys, churchill, clothes, direct, endowed, flow, grade, helped, hoisting, holding, horses, inside, lifted, maam, mistake, notice, pants, race, racetrack, replied, riding, seventh, silver, small, staring, teacher, unusually, wee-wees
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,841
    Rodgera
    18th June 2013, 09:18 PM Go to last post

  29. smart

    Started by Breslau, 17th June 2013 03:41 AM
    airport, baggage, checking, employee, gate, idiot, knowingly, knowledge, nodded, replied, sighting, smart, smiled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,139
    Rodgera
    18th June 2013, 09:16 PM Go to last post

  30. American Idol

    Started by Rodgera, 15th June 2013 01:00 PM
    american, hey, idle, idol, joke, left, minute, note, spelled, swmbo, wait, wr---
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,178
    Tim the Timber Turner
    15th June 2013, 02:44 PM Go to last post

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