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Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,887
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Family Reunion

    Started by vcohen, 17th December 2003 08:15 AM
    adelaide, airfares, brother, call, calling, calls, cheersp, christmas, coming, dad, divorced, elderly, family, hangs, hate, hear, immediately, misery, paying, phone, reunion, screams, sick, single, sister, son, sydney, talking, tomorrow, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,563
    vcohen
    17th December 2003, 08:15 AM Go to last post

  2. The Marathon

    Started by silentC, 15th December 2003 04:28 PM
    arm, bed, blend, boyfriend, car, carrying, cast, closer, clothes, condom, curiosity, friend, home, husband, husbands, jogged, jump, lower, marathon, nope, queried, rain, raining, replied, run, runner, runners, watching, wear, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,516
    silentC
    15th December 2003, 04:28 PM Go to last post

  3. Talking X-mas Spirit

    Started by DaveInOz, 12th December 2003 11:27 AM
    boy, bus, buy, car, children, christmas, dollar, dollars, dropped, entered, family, grabbed, heard, home, hundred, job, mall, meekly, money, mother, notes, poorly, realized, rushing, save, scream, siblings, spirit, whispered, xmas
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,729
    DaveInOz
    12th December 2003, 11:27 AM Go to last post

  4. Another Lone Ranger story

    Started by Driver, 11th December 2003 06:40 PM
    315am, american, appears, approximately, bastards, beautiful, chronologically, evident, friend, insignificant, kemo, leo, lone, lord, masked, millions, moment, native, night, powerful, ranger, sabay, sighs, stars, stolen, story, tells, tent, theologically, tonto
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,400
    Zed
    12th December 2003, 08:15 AM Go to last post

  5. Unhappy Domestic Harmony

    Started by silentC, 1st December 2003 04:53 PM
    afternoon, boys, corner, days, domestic, entire, eye, finally, fine, friday, golf, harmony, home, husband, left, monday, paycheck, playing, replied, results, spending, stayed, swelling, thursday, tirade, tuesday, watch, wednesday, weekend, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,912
    silentC
    1st December 2003, 04:53 PM Go to last post

  6. Micro$oft

    Started by Grue, 28th November 2003 01:11 PM
    check, grue, micro$oft, virus
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,746
    Dean
    28th November 2003, 01:39 PM Go to last post

  7. Talking Talking Clock

    Started by silentC, 26th November 2003 05:01 PM
    315, bloke, boom, clang, clock, cries, ear-shattering, explodes, gong, hey, impromptu, invites, learn, loud, mantle, mates, morning, night, party, piece, pub, spots, street, strikes, talking, tish, voice, watch, whaddya
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,051
    Caliban
    26th November 2003, 09:15 PM Go to last post

  8. Michael Jackson

    Started by ozwinner, 26th November 2003 05:30 PM
    allegations, boys, chers, choice, hears, hell, issued, jackson, michael, pope, priest, proclamation
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,573
    ozwinner
    26th November 2003, 05:30 PM Go to last post

  9. Its not true, or is it?

    Started by ozwinner, 21st November 2003 04:42 PM
    allegedly, brown, cheers, chief, children’s, found, inspector, jackson’s, michael, true, undies, what’s, wiggam
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,872
    Dean
    21st November 2003, 06:23 PM Go to last post

  10. The Woodcutter

    Started by oges, 21st November 2003 09:36 AM
    appeared, axe, axes, benefit, care, catherine, cried, crying, day, fallen, fell, honesty, honourable, jennifer, lies, lopez, lord, moral, poor, reason, replied, river, sticking, story, untruth, water, wife, wives, woodcutter, zeta-jones
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,447
    oges
    21st November 2003, 09:36 AM Go to last post

  11. News Flash: England in White Substance Scare

    Started by silentC, 20th November 2003 09:01 AM
    analysis, called, clive, coach, complete, decided, delayed, determined, encounter, england, field, flash, hours, immediately, investigate, line, news, officials, players, police, powdery, practice, resumed, scare, substance, suspended, team, unknown, white, woodward
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,904
    silentC
    20th November 2003, 09:32 AM Go to last post

  12. Red face old joke

    Started by multinut, 19th November 2003 09:33 PM
    ale, bartender, englishman, irishman, joke, local, paub, pint, scotsman, type, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,107
    multinut
    19th November 2003, 09:33 PM Go to last post

  13. It could happen .....

    Started by DaveInOz, 12th November 2003 02:11 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    aghast, april, aussie, australian, checks, conditions, cup, darwin, devil, fields, frozen, happen, happily, happy, hell, hells, humid, knees, means, mud, planting, reminds, replies, rocks, sledgehammer, spring, temperature, walks, wallabies, yells
    • Replies: 22
    • Views: 5,724
    silentC
    19th November 2003, 10:21 AM Go to last post

  14. It could happen (II).....

    Started by DaveInOz, 19th November 2003 09:26 AM
    amidst, applause, bar, barman, crowd, dachshund, dead, dogs, drop, englishman, fantastic, fives, flies, game, goal, happen, jonny, moon, rapturous, score, screen, sir, slots, sports, spot, steps, thread, walks, watch, wilkinson
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,537
    DaveInOz
    19th November 2003, 09:26 AM Go to last post

  15. old age

    Started by Christopha, 14th November 2003 10:25 PM
    700am, 800am, age, complaints, cow, craps, doc, geezer, horse, howdy, morning, oldtimer, pee, replies, sprightly, til, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,520
    sean@oz
    18th November 2003, 08:07 PM Go to last post

  16. First Xmas Joke for 2003

    Started by silentC, 17th November 2003 10:27 AM
    2003, bells, carols, christmas, desperately, eyebrow, finally, gates, joke, keys, looked, pair, panties, pass, pearly, peter, pocket, pockets, pulled, raised, reached, replied, saint, searching, set, shook, started, symbolize, womens, xmas
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,109
    sean@oz
    18th November 2003, 08:02 PM Go to last post

  17. Was 'Teak' my Problem???????

    Started by BigPop, 15th November 2003 11:17 PM
    ailment, asia, conjunctivitis, cure, dermatitis, dreaded, east, found, geez, half, irritation, light, loving, nausea, nose, past, plantations, problem, read, scrotum, sensitivity, south, swelling, teak, telling, thread, throat, time, tropics
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,123
    AlexS
    16th November 2003, 09:08 PM Go to last post

  18. Success

    Started by gatiep, 16th November 2003 02:54 AM
    age, drivers, friends, license, money, pants, peeing, sex, success
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,651
    gatiep
    16th November 2003, 02:54 AM Go to last post

  19. Pud 'n Jeff

    Started by BigPop, 16th November 2003 12:16 AM
    adelaide, bad, base, cos, day, drink, effects, farted, feel, feels, fuel, hang, hangovers, hangovers-nothing, heard, hey, jeff, jet, living, morning, octane, phone, pud, puddles, rings, seaham, stuff-no, willytown, yea
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,556
    BigPop
    16th November 2003, 12:16 AM Go to last post

  20. pretty pussy

    Started by Christopha, 14th November 2003 10:36 PM
    http://dwd.hu/cat.swf, pretty, pussy
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,423
    ozwinner
    15th November 2003, 04:53 PM Go to last post

  21. The Convention

    Started by silentC, 14th November 2003 04:48 PM
    african, american, blushes, business, convention, debunk, descent, discussing, embarrassed, experiences, explains, extends, french, hand, hard, indian, myth, myths, papadopoulos, popular, possess, seat, sexuality, swallowing, takes, terribly, tonto, trait, well-endowed, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,555
    silentC
    14th November 2003, 04:48 PM Go to last post

  22. Smile Growing Old

    Started by stephenmeddings, 12th November 2003 09:37 AM
    aches, age, baby, bench, elderly, entry, feel, greeters, growing, hair, newborn, pains, pants, sitting, slim, teeth, wal-mart, wet, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,105
    stephenmeddings
    12th November 2003, 09:37 AM Go to last post

  23. The old Acco

    Started by Eastie, 7th November 2003 03:31 PM
    acco, assistance, brigade, brigades, captain, chemical, cockies, company, couple, extinguished, farmers, fighters, fire, flames, formulas, grateful, local, managed, middle, parked, plant, radio, rushed, save, secret, short, straight, time, truck, volunteer
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,609
    DPB
    10th November 2003, 09:28 AM Go to last post

  24. Smile Geography

    Started by stephenmeddings, 6th November 2003 02:43 PM
    afghanistan, africa, ages, alas, australia, borders, canada, climate, conquering, dick, england, frigid, future, geography, glorious, massive, mistakes, mongolia, past, people, practically, quiet, reconstruction, ruled, russia, unpatrolled, war, wide, woman, zimbabwe
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,555
    stephenmeddings
    6th November 2003, 02:43 PM Go to last post

  25. Talking Another truly brilliant one.....

    Started by Eastie, 29th October 2003 04:30 PM
    aid, bar, barman, breath, brilliant, cheese, dying, eating, fall, final, ground, mixing, rabbit, rushes, sandwich, snacks, taking, toasted, toasties, tomato
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,214
    Driver
    5th November 2003, 08:10 PM Go to last post

  26. Contradictions and redundancies

    Started by rob_tassie, 4th September 2003 10:25 PM
    assistance, contradictions, contradition, criminal, govt, intelligence, lawyer, line, macrosoft, military, mobile, money, phone, plan, professional, public, redundancies, redundancy, saver, scheme, srevant
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,573
    AlexS
    5th November 2003, 06:28 PM Go to last post

  27. Playing around

    Started by Driver, 5th November 2003 04:39 PM
    agree, amazed, badly, bastard, burst, car, company, day, ego, golf, he’s, home, hotel, kiss, lot, managed, match, misjudge, morning, passionately, play, playing, pulls, reaction, round, situation, suggests, tears, tells, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,014
    Driver
    5th November 2003, 04:39 PM Go to last post

  28. Smile Hazardous Material Data Sheet

    Started by stephenmeddings, 5th November 2003 03:43 PM
    data, handling, hazardous, material, read, sheet
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,460
    stephenmeddings
    5th November 2003, 03:43 PM Go to last post

  29. Wink Apologies to any Kiwis

    Started by silentC, 29th October 2003 04:36 PM
    agree, answers, apologies, aussies, board, buy, clever, conductor, copy, cram, decide, door, game, idea, kiwis, knocks, learn, money, return, save, shortly, single, station, ticket, toilet, train, travel, trip, watch, zealanders
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,956
    Driver
    4th November 2003, 07:33 PM Go to last post

  30. An early morning call

    Started by Driver, 4th November 2003 04:04 PM
    ago, alright, answer, ashamed, broke, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, early, helped, he’s, husband, inebriated, it’s, mate, months, morning, pouring, push, rain, remember, reply, slightly, stranger, swing, told, wife, yair
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,497
    Driver
    4th November 2003, 04:04 PM Go to last post

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