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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,885
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Man's Best Friend - The Proof

    Started by Barry Hicks, 8th March 2008 09:51 AM
    boot, car, dog, experiment, friend, happy, hour, man, mans, proof, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 994
    Allan at Wallan
    8th March 2008, 11:44 AM Go to last post

  2. Don't Argue with Children!

    Started by wheelinround, 7th March 2008 04:09 PM
    argue, beat, blood, boy, buy, children, class, commandment, copy, drawing, feet, girl, god, impossible, jonah, kittens, missing, mother, persuade, photographed, physically, position, replied, run, shes, swallow, teacher, thy, upright, whale
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,243
    funkychicken
    8th March 2008, 11:04 AM Go to last post

  3. Menopause jewellery

    Started by Incoming!, 7th March 2008 07:27 PM
    bad, bought, buy, day, diamond, discovered, forehead, green, hell, husband, jewellery, leaves, mark, menopause, monitor, mood, moods, red, ring, swings, time, unhappy
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,275
    Rodgera
    8th March 2008, 06:49 AM Go to last post

  4. Call Centre job application

    Started by woodbe, 7th March 2008 09:08 PM
    ahead, application, call, center, centre, doubt, green, india, job, manager, minutes, mister, mujibar, pass, passed, personnel, pink, qualify, ready, sentence, spoken, telephone, tests, words, yellow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,286
    woodbe
    7th March 2008, 09:08 PM Go to last post

  5. Two Irish Engineers and a Blonde

    Started by nev25, 6th March 2008 11:07 PM
    base, blonde, engineers, flagpole, irish, irishmen, standing, walks
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,311
    wayfarer
    7th March 2008, 05:02 PM Go to last post

  6. Old Girlfriend

    Started by Outbackrr, 6th March 2008 09:45 AM
    ago, celebrating, drink, drinking, drunken, girlfriend, goodness, heard, lady, nearby, person, reunion, sat, school, shes, sighed, sitting, sober, split, staring, swigging, table, understand, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,376
    munruben
    7th March 2008, 04:00 PM Go to last post

  7. Why Allan doesn't Kiss Victorian Females

    Started by wheelinround, 6th March 2008 04:59 PM
    allan, allen, bathroom, causing, clean, cleaned, cleaner, demonstrate, difficult, dipped, educators, explained, females, girls, kiss, lip, lipstick, long-handled, maintenance, major, mirror, mirrors, news, night, prints, required, squeegee, teachers, toilet, victorian
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,297
    Elbow
    7th March 2008, 03:43 PM Go to last post

  8. Theatre-in-the-park

    Started by Rodgera, 7th March 2008 03:37 PM
    answer, balcony, call, called, cop, guy, hey, manager, mister, move, mumbled, pete, police, removed, seats, sir, sprawled, theatre-in-the-park, theatreinthepark, told, usher
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,191
    Rodgera
    7th March 2008, 03:37 PM Go to last post

  9. The John

    Started by Elbow, 7th March 2008 11:03 AM
    allan, bar, bartender, bathroom, blood, bucket, curdling, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, john, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,287
    Elbow
    7th March 2008, 11:03 AM Go to last post

  10. 60 Years of Marriage

    Started by Barry_White, 6th March 2008 08:47 PM
    68697, angry, argue, box, burst, cloth, cloths, crochet, dish, explains, fight, grandmother, happiness, happy, honey, living, loving, marriage, married, money, moved;, precious, secret, selling, shoe, tears, times, told, woman, years
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,378
    funkychicken
    6th March 2008, 09:18 PM Go to last post

  11. There were two nuns.

    Started by WoodJunky, 5th March 2008 09:40 PM
    arrives, convent, dear, dirty, dress, fast, faster, follow, half, happened, lifted, logical, mathematical, minutes, noticed, nun, nuns, pants, past, pray, pulled, rate, reach, reached, run, sister, split, started, thirty-eight, walk
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,256
    WoodJunky
    5th March 2008, 09:40 PM Go to last post

  12. Roses for my loved one

    Started by munruben, 5th March 2008 12:19 AM
    arm, arms, candlelit, coming, crossed, darling, day, dining, dinner, flipping, forward, hallway, home, life, linked, looked, loved, lovely, lovers, mind, mine, moment, note, passionate, roses, smiling, table, waiting, walked, wife
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,963
    wayfarer
    5th March 2008, 08:50 PM Go to last post

  13. Simply Must Read This!

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd March 2008 10:13 PM
    29th, bin, cancelled, choosing, commented, deliveries, excited, final, free, friends, grabbed, home, john, lad, letdown, lucky, mail, march, mate, mate2tsup, packed, paragraph, pyjamas, rang, read, reading, relatives, sentence, simply, toothbrush
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,129
    wheelinround
    5th March 2008, 05:32 PM Go to last post

  14. Get your own back on negative people (Joke)

    Started by Woodlee, 5th March 2008 12:21 AM
    booked, brand, bumped, city, exclusive, explained, finest, finished, hairdo, hairdresser, hand, hotel, jewel, job, joke, million, negative, people, planes, pope, qantas, remodelling, rome, steward, time, trip, vatican, woman, wonderful
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,677
    fenderbelly
    5th March 2008, 05:16 PM Go to last post

  15. The Construction Worker

    Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:44 PM
    160, added, approached, arrive, blared, congratulations, construction, died, entered, forty, gates, hand, impossible, mistake, outstretched, pearly, person, peter, replied, sheets, sleep, suddenly, time, times.2tsup, trumpets, worker
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,290
    rrich
    5th March 2008, 10:37 AM Go to last post

  16. Thumbs up Two Other Gentlemen, Not a Joke!

    Started by Ivan in Oz, 4th March 2008 06:59 AM
    afternoon, arm, arrived, attendants, baths, bed, body, bring, color, comfortable, gentlemen, happy, hospital, hour, joke, left, lifeless, morning, moved, nurse, passed, roommate, sit, slowly, switch, time, wall, water, window, world
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,448
    munruben
    5th March 2008, 12:06 AM Go to last post

  17. In The Trenches

    Started by funkychicken, 4th March 2008 11:54 PM
    alrighty, arms, bang, bangity, battle, bayonets, charge, close, dirt, enemy, falls, guns, guy, handed, line, misses, runs, slowly, smushed, stick, stickity, suddenly, tank, tankity, thinking, told, trenches, walking, war, yells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,224
    funkychicken
    4th March 2008, 11:54 PM Go to last post

  18. Goats in School

    Started by Rodgera, 4th March 2008 04:19 PM
    administrators, building, day, goat, goats, local, loose, munruben, painted, played, prank, school, spent, students
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,480
    wayfarer
    4th March 2008, 11:52 PM Go to last post

  19. Dad joke

    Started by wayfarer, 4th March 2008 08:24 PM
    air, answer, ape, baboon, dad, fly, highlight, hot, ink, invisible, joke, mouse, running, typed
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,512
    funkychicken
    4th March 2008, 11:07 PM Go to last post

  20. Irish Times

    Started by wheelinround, 4th March 2008 01:13 PM
    bottle, charlie, cop, die, died, father, finney, gallagher, heaven, hed, irish, lord, mike, murphy, otoole, paddy, parking, pedestrians, priest, replied, shouted, stopped, street, time, times, traffic, trooper, wall, wine, york
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,466
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    4th March 2008, 11:00 PM Go to last post

  21. Three Little Pigs

    Started by MICKYG, 3rd March 2008 09:25 PM
    1st, 2nd, 2tsup, 3rd, bill, brought, cake, chocolate, coke, cream, desert, drink, drinking, eat, home, ice, lots, meal, pasta, pig, pigs, pizza, restaurant, sprite, waiter, water, wee
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,777
    wayfarer
    4th March 2008, 09:59 PM Go to last post

  22. two Gentlemen

    Started by munruben, 3rd March 2008 09:31 PM
    armchairs, club, died, english, female, found, gentlemen, gorilla, hed, jove, living, london, male, officers, papers, queer, reading, remember, respective, retired, simmonds, sitting, top, tree, war, ‘the
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,804
    Calm
    4th March 2008, 06:13 PM Go to last post

  23. Lawyers should never ask questions that they aren't prepared for

    Started by WoodJunky, 4th March 2008 12:03 AM
    approach, attorney, bigoted, bradley, build, chair, cheated, counselors, defense, died, drinking, electric, idiots, jones, judge, law, lawyers, lazy, mention, normal, prepared, questions, quiet, relationship, replied, send, voice, wife, women, youngster
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,375
    tea lady
    4th March 2008, 10:36 AM Go to last post

  24. Explanation of Life

    Started by WoodJunky, 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM
    agreed, back;, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explanation, family, forty, god, human, life, monkey, play, possibly, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tongue, tricks, twenty
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,226
    WoodJunky
    3rd March 2008, 11:58 PM Go to last post

  25. Bath Tub Test

    Started by wheelinround, 1st March 2008 05:54 PM
    asylum, bath, bathtub, bed, bigger, bucket, determine, director, empty, fill, institutionalised, mental, normal, offer, patient, person, plug, pull, spoon, teacup, teaspoon, test, tub, understand, visit, visitor, window
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,455
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    3rd March 2008, 08:10 PM Go to last post

  26. Tendjewberrymud

    Started by munruben, 2nd March 2008 09:49 PM
    bother, bow, copy, crease, den, djew, don, eggs, english, fine, guest, hotel, juan, judo, july, means, mopping, morny, muffin, room-service, ruin, rye, san, singlish, sorbees, strangle, tendjewberrymud, toast, toes, tos
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,246
    tea lady
    3rd March 2008, 11:44 AM Go to last post

  27. Abbot & Costello

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 1st March 2008 10:57 PM
    abbot, abbott, blue, bundled, buy, click, computer, computers, copy, costello, days, duper, license, lou, mac, money, names, office, proposal, recommend, recommended, sitting, software, start, store, super, track, type, windows, word
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,983
    funkychicken
    2nd March 2008, 10:26 PM Go to last post

  28. Nasty taste in the mouth.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd March 2008 09:41 AM
    allan, arrival, calendar, chap, dental, dentures, fitted, forgotten, guest, haste, left, loose, luckily, months, mouth, nasty, pocket, produced, reached, replied, rotarian, rotary, set, shirt, speaker, stole, taste, technician, teeth, undertaker
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,621
    wayfarer
    2nd March 2008, 10:25 PM Go to last post

  29. Two boys at the Zoo

    Started by Rodgera, 2nd March 2008 05:49 PM
    accountant, billy, billy.no, boy, boys, day, doh, honest, lawyer, living, mum, mummy, overheard, regular, replied, school, talking, tommy, zoo
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,425
    Ashore
    2nd March 2008, 10:18 PM Go to last post

  30. John the water skier

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th February 2008 08:02 PM
    allan, barry, boat, calendar, catch, finally, flawless, glided, hours, john, johns, lake, marks, metres, months, munruben, perserverance, ray, realised, ski, skier, stole, style, watch, water
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,341
    munruben
    2nd March 2008, 09:09 PM Go to last post

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