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Started by Bushmiller, 25th January 2013 09:41 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2013 09:41 AM; by Bushmiller

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JOKES

G'day from Adelaide, and happy new year to all

Started by B80, 2nd January 2013 01:27 AM

abundance, adelaide, ago, bed, boyan, budget, complete, count, decades, doubt, fabrication, gday, happy, intelligent, knowledge, land, mechanical, metal, multitude, murphy, novice, project, questions, rovers, school, soaking, time, woodwork, woodworking, year

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Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2013 10:15 AM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

G'Day All

Started by woodsy11, 22nd September 2011 04:15 PM

australia, believed, bought, carpenter, commodity, competent, develop, drawing, establishing, experience, forward, gday, grow, hoping, mine, moment, murphy, offering, opportunity, peter, process, shared, sharing, sold, time, transition, woodsman10@bigpond.com, woodsy11, woodworker

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2011 05:57 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

In Irish antiques dealer in Paris

Started by Woodwould, 5th September 2011 11:12 AM

antiques, bed, bistro, business, cafe, communicate, couple, day, dealer, dinner, drew, figured, food, found, four-poster, glass, idea, irish, left, murphy, napkin, nodded, paris, picture, plate, quiet, sitting, table, wine, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2011 12:09 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Murphys Law rules Damn

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd November 2010 07:30 PM

bloke, damn, die, died, halfway, hole, investment, law, life, lifetime, limited, makita, mcewens, murphy, murphys, power, read, renovateforum.com, rules, sold, stopped, thread, tools, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2010 07:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Job application

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2010 09:16 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2010 09:16 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Visit from Murphy

Started by Pat, 22nd February 2009 08:08 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 06:24 PM; by jchappo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Quick Thinking

Started by watson, 8th February 2009 08:09 PM

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Replies: 5
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Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 08:27 PM; by watson

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JOKES

Murphy

Started by Murphy, 25th September 2008 12:34 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2008 09:34 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Murpys epitaph

Started by munruben, 2nd April 2008 07:17 PM

beneath, buried, epitaph, lies, life, lived, murphy, murpys, reilly, stone

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2008 07:46 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

In an Irish Pub

Started by fenderbelly, 24th March 2008 01:26 PM

die, donegal, father, heaven, irish, mans, meets, murphy, otoole, priest, pub, reply, stand, walked, walks, wall

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 01:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Irish Times

Started by wheelinround, 4th March 2008 01:13 PM

bottle, charlie, cop, die, died, father, finney, gallagher, heaven, hed, irish, lord, mike, murphy, otoole, paddy, parking, pedestrians, priest, replied, shouted, stopped, street, time, times, traffic, trooper, wall, wine, york

Replies: 3
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 11:00 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Irish Dr's

Started by wheelinround, 18th February 2008 03:32 PM

blue, bolt, borsts, bra, bravo, care, clothes, day, doctor, drops, everyting, eyes, fishing, including, irish, jesus, lard, lies, murphy, outta, panties, patients, shouts, sir, spreading, table, taking, tears, tunderin, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 1,863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 09:09 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

2 Irish Woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 14th December 2007 10:13 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 10:13 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Oh to be Irish

Started by wheelinround, 14th August 2007 10:57 AM

arrived, barman, bottle, car, city, clothes, compere, customs, dead, dropped, drove, empty, explained, home, irish, i’d, liar, meet, murphy, night, officer, o`flaherty, paddy, pass, pub, replied, reply, shamus, split, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 08:45 AM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

Murphy strikes again, or, making an ASS out of U and ME

Started by journeyman Mick, 19th July 2007 11:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

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Replies: 15
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Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2007 12:16 AM; by journeyman Mick

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KITCHENS

Snake-bite

Started by munruben, 18th June 2007 12:44 PM

bit, bitten, called, die, doctor, emergency, explained, fast, friend, gonna, hurried, irish, joke, murphy, nature, paddy, paddys, poison, poisonous, quick, ran, snake, snakebite, spoke, suck, theatre, told, tree, ute, whimpered

Replies: 3
Views: 1,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 01:21 PM; by givusabrake

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JOKES

Irishman

Started by munruben, 15th June 2007 10:21 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2007 10:21 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Ducted heating, Murphy's again

Started by Tiger, 11th May 2007 01:24 PM

advice, appreciated, beginning, broken, clicking, colder, control, ducted, faint, hear, heating, murphy, murphys, noise, panel, pilot, remember, sound, switch, test/look, thermocouple, top, whoosh, wires, workc

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2007 09:34 PM; by built4thrashing

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HEATING & COOLING

murphy's lesser known dictums

Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:48 PM

90%, beer, boat, bone, court, dark, day, device, dictums, drinking, duty, eat, finding, fine, fish, furniture, hands, jury, left, lesser, murphy, murphys, people, putting, shin, sit, smart, tax, teach, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 08:48 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

More Murphy's Law

Started by Baz, 26th October 2006 07:45 PM

beer, boat, bone, court, dark, day, device, drinking, duty, eat, familarrolleyes, finding, fine, fish, furniture, hands, jury, law, left, murphy, people, putting, shin, sit, smart, sounds, speak, tax, teach, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 07:45 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Murphy's lesser known dictums

Started by macca2, 20th September 2006 11:15 AM

batteries, beer, boat, bone, by¨those, court, day, dead, device, dictums, drinking, duty, eat, fine, fish, hands, holding, jury, left, lesser, murphy, murphys, people, putting, shin, sit, smart, tax, teach, wait

Replies: 1
Views: 1,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2006 04:08 PM; by Harry72

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JOKES

The Murphy's

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 03:16 PM

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Replies: 0
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Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 03:16 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Murphy's Law

Started by Andy Mac, 15th March 2006 09:34 AM

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Replies: 13
Views: 2,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 08:34 AM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Lost in translation.

Started by AlexS, 14th October 2005 12:44 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 12:44 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Ya wanna ute?

Started by ivanavitch, 1st October 2005 11:17 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

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Replies: 32
Views: 5,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2005 12:25 PM; by Dan

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

More Godbotherers

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2004 06:57 PM

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Replies: 5
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Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2004 09:55 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Irish Joke

Started by Baz, 19th January 2004 08:53 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2004 08:53 PM; by Baz

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Murphy

G'day from Adelaide, and happy new year to all

G'Day All

In Irish antiques dealer in Paris

Murphys Law rules Damn

Job application

Visit from Murphy

Quick Thinking

Murphy

Murpys epitaph

In an Irish Pub

Irish Times

Irish Dr's

2 Irish Woodies

Oh to be Irish

Murphy strikes again, or, making an ASS out of U and ME

Snake-bite

Irishman

Ducted heating, Murphy's again

murphy's lesser known dictums

More Murphy's Law

Murphy's lesser known dictums

The Murphy's

Murphy's Law

Lost in translation.

Ya wanna ute?

More Godbotherers

Irish Joke