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  1. A wee Dram o' the good stuff

    Started by John Saxton, 29th May 2014 08:24 PM
    admitted, anticipated, arab, aye, blood, bmw, box, card, chocolates, diamonds, donate, dram, gesture, good, heart, hospital, laddie, phoned, prior, quality, reciprocate, scotsman, sheik, shocked, street, stuff, surgery, thank-you, type, wee
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    Last Post: 29th May 2014 10:23 PM
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  2. Remote for BMW motorbike

    Started by Big Shed, 26th February 2014 09:49 PM
    $400, $600, $95, adelaide, arrive, bike, bikes, bmw, chair, cost, fell, key, malaysia, motorbike, picked, pickles, pleasant, remote, remote/key, remote/keys, shipped, short, son, spare, specialist, stocked, surprise, transport, vin, weeks
    • Replies: 5
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    Last Post: 23rd March 2014 10:22 AM
    by rsser  Go to last post
  3. Black BMW

    Started by MBM888, 18th April 2013 10:01 AM
    admiring, black, bmw, boss, brand, pulled
    • Replies: 5
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    Last Post: 19th April 2013 05:31 PM
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  4. BMW complaint

    Started by fenderbelly, 20th September 2012 06:16 PM
    auto, bmw, complaint, youtube
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    Last Post: 20th September 2012 09:04 PM
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  5. Boasting neighbour

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2012 06:35 PM
    allan, beautiful, bmw, boasting, dragged, girlfriend, home, job, model, neighbour, nice, optician, photo, replied, shes, stunner, talking, wife, yesterday
    • Replies: 3
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    Last Post: 28th June 2012 11:25 AM
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  6. A Rich Blonde

    Started by fenderbelly, 7th May 2012 03:20 PM
    anger, automatic, blond, blonde, bmw, buys, calls, car, day, dealer, drives, driving, fool, furiously, gears, idiot, luck, maam, move, night, perfectly, question, replies, rich, send, sport, stupid, technician, week
    • Replies: 3
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    Last Post: 8th May 2012 02:38 PM
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  7. Blonde joke #2

    Started by Rum Pig, 12th October 2009 12:03 PM
    blonde, bmw, died, gas, joke, mechanic, pushes, station, tells
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    Last Post: 12th October 2009 12:03 PM
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  8. Anger Management ... it really does work

    Started by prozac, 2nd January 2009 11:07 PM
    anger, answered, asshole, ave, bad, black, bmw, call, called, calling, coming, day, don, fairlight, front, hansen, hung, live, management, news, oaks, phone, quickly, ranch, spot, stop, time, work, yeah, yelled
    • Replies: 6
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    Last Post: 3rd January 2009 01:32 AM
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  9. G'day from Philadelphia

    Started by quesne, 8th December 2008 12:46 PM
    1988, 1989, australia, bmw, childrens, day, deal, down-under, dream, friends, gday, half, horses, lacewood, lot, loved, mahogany, maple, motorcycle, padouck, philadelphia, r75/5, rocking, shipped, spent, sydney, table, time, walnut, wandering
    • Replies: 5
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    Last Post: 9th December 2008 05:32 AM
    by artme  Go to last post
  10. new BMW

    Started by weisyboy, 12th June 2008 08:23 PM
    13th, 150, afraid, baught, bloke, blue, bmw, cop, day, decided, driving, excuse, fast, feel, flashing, friday, guy, hair, heard, hit, lights, paperwork, ran, red, shee, shift, situation, spin, week, wife
    • Replies: 4
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    Last Post: 12th June 2008 11:23 PM
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  11. Crook back

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2008 01:03 PM
    allan, ambulance, assured, attended, bmw, calendar, car, couple, crook, explain, extricate, fireman, firemen, happened, hell, husband, jaws, life, mans, months, replied, seized, sobbing, staff, stole, suddenly, tools, top, uncontrollably, woman
    • Replies: 1
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    Last Post: 13th March 2008 01:26 PM
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  12. Number Plates

    Started by artme, 11th November 2007 12:17 PM
    4pervn, andre, astra, batmam, beautiful, black, bmw, clogged, convertible, don, entries, evilxr, funny, goes;, information, memory, names, number, nvit, nvme, panel, plates, promted, regard, skiting, thread, useless, valid, van, xr6
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,190
    Last Post: 11th November 2007 12:17 PM
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  13. I no longer wish to be associated with the forum

    Started by Iain, 28th May 2007 07:44 PM
    account, approx, balls, bank, bentley, bequeath, bmw, checking, contributing, crashing, debt, die, discovered, forum, giver, hours, idea, indian, longer, lotto, major, mere, minutes, morn, noble, pleasant, relly, sum, world
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,797
    Last Post: 28th May 2007 10:11 PM
    by AlexS  Go to last post
  14. Poll: Motocycle Purchase

    Started by dazzler, 28th February 2007 04:01 PM
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    1000, bike, bmw, buell, buy, cafe, cheers, cool, day, dazzler, ducati, experience, firebolt, forums, honest, motocycle, people, photo, poll, priced, purchase, r1200s, road, similarly, sports, suggestions, supersport, trips, usual, xb12r
    • Replies: 41
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    Last Post: 2nd March 2007 11:27 AM
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  15. BMW's

    Started by Eddie Jones, 7th July 2006 05:26 PM
    ####, accident, answers, bmw, breaks, day, embarrassed, farted, fine, greets, hoping, inadvertently, lady, leather, lovely, madam, madame, materialises, nervously, price, professionalism, salesman, sir, time, touching, uncomfortably, upholstery, vehicle, walks, wind
    • Replies: 1
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    Last Post: 7th July 2006 05:30 PM
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  16. Who's your Daddy

    Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:08 PM
    advise, awaiting, blacks, bmw, cataclysmic, child, conceived, conception, confirming, dad, daddy, daughter, economy, father, forms, identity, immaculate, implications, informs, letter, night, party, peter, pope, remember, sex, smith, sons, support, unsure
    • Replies: 0
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    Last Post: 24th August 2005 05:08 PM
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  17. ;)

    Started by Christopha, 10th June 2005 10:15 PM
    bank, beautiful, bmw, bottle, cl600, cut, decided, dollars, drink, ferrari, folded, garage, gentleman, handed, inches, information, instructed, lady, maranello, mercedes, merlot, million, note, porsche, read, return, send, turbo, waiter, woman
    • Replies: 0
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    Last Post: 10th June 2005 10:15 PM
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  18. Dining Out

    Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:52 PM
    600, 850, bank, beautiful, bmw, bottle, called, chuckled, cut, dining, dollars, ferrari, garage, gorgeous, happen, inches, mercedes, million, nearby, note, pants, read, reading, send, sitting, table, testarosa, twenty-five, waiter, woman
    • Replies: 0
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    Last Post: 13th February 2004 08:52 PM
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  19. tiger woods

    Started by Gino, 1st November 2001 10:21 PM
    attendant, balls, bends, bmw, boys, called, countryside, dem, den, dey, driving, earth, fall, foockin, greets, ground, inquires, irish, irishman, jaysus, pocket, pump, replies, resting, shirt, son, tees, tiger, tink, woods
    • Replies: 0
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    Last Post: 1st November 2001 10:21 PM
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  20. Cop this

    Started by John Saxton, 7th December 2000 11:37 PM
    13th.i, afraid, bmw, car, cop, cop.i, driving, examined, excuse, feel, friday, guy, heard, hit, johnno, licence, moment, needle, nice, officer, ran, suddenly, week, weekend, wife
    • Replies: 0
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    Last Post: 7th December 2000 11:37 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  21. Horse and chicken

    Started by hook, 25th October 2000 09:02 PM
    bmw, body, chicken, chicks, cries, day, deep, farmer, friend, ground, hole, horse, hung, jumped, legs, life, pick, quick, quicksand, rope, safety, saved, scene, sight, sounds, stepped, stopped, terrible, thingy, town
    • Replies: 0
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    Last Post: 25th October 2000 09:02 PM
    by hook  Go to last post

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  22. BMW

    Started by DonN, 13th October 2000 05:46 AM
    13th, afraid, blowing, bmw, car, cop, day, decided, driving, examined, excuse, feel, friday, guy, hair, heard, hell, hit, left, needle, nice, officer, paperwork, ran, shift, suddenly, week, weekend, wife, word
    • Replies: 0
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    Last Post: 13th October 2000 05:46 AM
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