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Nervous Flyer

Started by Rodgera, 12th February 2014 10:12 AM

attendant, call, care, engines, flickering, flight, flyer, guess, guy, incorrect, lights, mentioned, moments, nervous, noticed, shed, sitting, solved

Replies: 4
Views: 2,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 01:55 PM; by popawisky

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Engine Noise

Started by Rodgera, 20th December 2013 10:59 AM

abruptly, attendant, bit, bothered, concerned, deaf, engine, explained, finally, fix, flight, gate, heard, hour, jetliner, noise, passenger, pilot, reply, returned, stopped, strange, tarmac, taxiing, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2013 10:59 AM; by Rodgera

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Clever Flight Attendant

Started by MBM888, 16th August 2013 02:51 PM

5-year-old, attendant, clever, flight, flying, mother, qantas, son

Replies: 7
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2013 10:52 PM; by KBs PensNmore

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Small Town

Started by Rodgera, 10th March 2012 11:17 AM

attendant, called, charms, dad-blamed, depends, drawled, dump, dust-covered, england, enjoying, live, moth-eaten, motorist, native, petrol, picturesque, quaint, rustic, short, small, spell, station, stopped, tiny, town, traveling, village

Replies: 13
Views: 2,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2012 11:51 PM; by chambezio

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Airport Mistletoe

Started by Rodgera, 23rd December 2010 01:24 PM

airport, annoying, attendant, blared, christmas, closely, degree, elevator, forward, ghastly, goodbye, green, irritation, kiss, lady, loudspeakers, luggage, married, mistletoe, mockery, paint, pause, red, renditions, rounder, scale, sir, step, tacky, vent

Replies: 2
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2010 09:27 PM; by joe greiner

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A Guessing Game

Started by Rodgera, 6th February 2010 03:31 PM

12f, airborne, airlines, announcement, answer, attendant, attendants, closest, collected, correct, de-iced, estimates, flight, game, guess, guessed, guessing, heard, pass, passenger, passengers, people, plane, played, prizes, seat, step, time, total, trivia

Replies: 1
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2010 03:48 PM; by wheelinround

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Modern Art Museum

Started by Rodgera, 10th December 2009 07:15 PM

art, attendant, call, called, hideous, lady, madam, mirror, modern, museum, nearby, replied, representations, standing, suppose, visiting

Replies: 3
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2009 10:31 AM; by fenderbelly

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A Well-Planned Retirement

Started by Rodgera, 22nd November 2009 08:28 PM

$560, assuming, attendant, bristol, cars, city, coaches, coast, council, day, employed, err, estimated, fees, insisted, lot, management, million, parking, responsibility, retirement, sitting, spain, taking, villa, week, wellplanned, zoo, £3.6, £400

Replies: 3
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2009 06:45 AM; by artme

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Don't you just love it?!!!

Started by bullfright, 2nd August 2009 07:30 AM

$560, attendant, bristol, cars, city, coaches, coast, council, day, employed, employees, err, estimated, fees, free, insisted, lot, love, management, million, parking, sitting, spain, taking, tax, true, villa, zoo, £3.6

Replies: 4
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2009 11:59 AM; by glenn k

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Munruben/John's Weight loss program

Started by wheelinround, 20th July 2009 01:38 PM

airline, attendant, choices, dinner, flight, front, john, loss, mealtime, munruben or john, munruben/johns, program, ray, replied, seated, weight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2009 01:38 PM; by wheelinround

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Asbestos disposal options in Brisbane?...

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 17th December 2008 01:50 PM

10sq.m, 4sq.m, accept, asbestos, attendant, batpig, bcc, brisbane, call, cement, confirm, contractors, dear, disposal, dumping, gentlemen, licensed, nicely, northside, options, quantities, question, read, renovateforum.com, sheeting, stuff, tells, thread, wall, wrapped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2008 01:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Australian Airline Attendants

Started by fenderbelly, 19th October 2008 10:05 AM

airline, airlines, announcement, attendant, attendants, australian, brought, captain, comment, door, fault, flight, flying, gentlemen, hard, intercom, ladies, landing, leave, metal, operate, passengers, pilot, pull, qantas, seat, sit, smoking, time, weather

Replies: 2
Views: 1,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2008 09:46 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Sister francis judith's gasoline

Started by wheelinround, 2nd August 2008 09:50 AM

attendant, baptists, bedpan, car, carried, catholic, decided, fill, filled, francis, gas, gasoline, home, judith, judiths, looked, patient, pouring, resourceful, returned, sister, spotted, starts, station, street, taking, tank, wait, walked, watched

Replies: 1
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2008 07:15 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Which airline?

Started by Toyboy, 16th March 2008 05:52 PM

ahhhhh, air, airline, airlines, airways, attendant, chair, confused, delta, duty, flight, gorgeous, jetstar, kicked, leaned, list, mentally, scratched, shes, silk, singapore, sitting, slogan, slumped, smiled, smooth, special, thai, time, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 2,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2008 09:42 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Spotlighting

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th March 2008 02:39 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 05:02 PM; by munruben

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Best joke this week.

Started by obee60, 25th November 2007 05:58 PM

airborne, attendant, aussie, australia, australian, brought, choice.dohdddddd, coke, conservative, disgust, dozen, drink, flight, handed, joke, lips, liquor, london, melbourne, muslim, plane, raped, replied, rum, savagely, seated, touch, week, whores

Replies: 3
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 02:14 PM; by TTIT

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Another flight attendant

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2007 10:26 AM

actions, allan, appearance, attendant, condition, doctor, dying, eat, eating, flight, gay, hips, hope, medical, mintie, mouth, patient, person, quickly, replied, signs, straight, swaggering, tablets, time, told, traditional, week, weeks, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2007 10:53 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Flight Attendants

Started by wheelinround, 12th October 2007 04:15 PM

aisle, announce, attendant, attendants, beat, bitch, brute, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hear, hell, main, missing, outrank, pitty-pat, plane, princess, queen, raise, replied, served, swear, sweet-cheeks, tray-up, trazy-poo

Replies: 2
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:05 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Employment History

Started by Rodgera, 2nd October 2007 11:43 AM

12f, airborne, airlines, announcement, answer, attendant, attendants, closest, collected, correct, de-iced, doh, employment, flight, game, guess, guessed, heard, history, pass, passenger, passengers, people, plane, played, prizes, seat, step, time, trivia

Replies: 1
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 12:24 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Airline manners

Started by munruben, 28th August 2007 02:03 PM

airline, approach, attendant, burly, cheeky, coffee, coke, create, decides, earth, flight, fly”, forgetfulness, grabbed, guards, guy, hurtling, i’ll, manners, moment, parrot, parrot’s, party”, pretty, scene, security, tea, victorian, “i’ve, “you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Dunno if ...

Started by Daddles, 8th December 2006 10:43 AM

age, attendant, bar, bra, browse, changed, confused, disappointed, dunno, dyslexic, hopeful, job, looked, morning, network, richard, rolleyes, yippee

Replies: 7
Views: 1,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2006 12:07 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Choice

Started by Grunt, 17th December 2005 04:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 04:53 PM; by Grunt

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Rude Customers

Started by Auld Bassoon, 22nd November 2005 08:22 PM

address, airlines, attendant, attention, award, customers, employees, flight, folks, gate, glared, grabbed, hear, heard, hesitating, hysterically, idea, laughing, lesson, line, loudly, microphone, passenger, passengers, public, rude, sir, smiled, virgin, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,641

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 10:42 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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what beats a princess?

Started by joseph84, 20th September 2005 10:40 PM

airways, aisle, attendant, beat, beats, bit$%, british, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, hear, main, missing, muscle, outrank, pitty-pat, plane, princess, queen, raise, replied, served, sweet-cheeks, tray-up, trazy-poo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2005 10:40 PM; by joseph84

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Airlines

Started by Geoff Dean, 21st April 2005 10:54 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2005 10:54 AM; by Geoff Dean

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Choose your poison

Started by silentC, 30th June 2004 05:45 PM

airborne, attendant, brazen, choice, choose, disgust,, drink, flight, handed, home, irishman, lips, liquor, plane, poison, pompous, priest, quickly, r@ped, replied, rocks, savagely, scotch, seated, taken., touch, tray, wh0res

Replies: 0
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2004 05:45 PM; by silentC

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Queen of the skys

Started by Gino, 18th February 2002 08:28 PM

aisle, attendant, beat, bitch, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hear, main, missing, moved, muscle, passenger, pitty-pat, plane, queen, raise, rank, replied, served, skys, sweet-cheeks, tray, trazy-poo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2002 08:28 PM; by Gino

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tiger woods

Started by Gino, 1st November 2001 10:21 PM

attendant, balls, bends, bmw, boys, called, countryside, dem, den, dey, driving, earth, fall, foockin, greets, ground, inquires, irish, irishman, jaysus, pocket, pump, replies, resting, shirt, son, tees, tiger, tink, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2001 10:21 PM; by Gino

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Another Blonde

Started by Chris Longworth, 7th June 2001 02:11 PM

amazed, arrest, attendant, beautiful, blonde, class, co-pilot, ear, economy, flight, fuss, handle, land, learned, listen, london, married, move, moves, paid, pilot, reason, replies, seat, section, speak, staying, tells, told, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2001 02:11 PM; by Chris Longworth

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Royalty

Started by Iain, 15th January 2001 04:57 PM

aisle, attendant, beat, bitch, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hell, landing, main, missing, outrank, pitty-pat, planes, princess, queen, raise, replied, royalty, scary, served, sweet-cheeks, tray, trazy-poo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 04:57 PM; by Iain

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A day at the zoo

Started by Iain, 3rd August 2000 06:39 PM

attempts, attendant, attendants, bit, choice, compound, cries, crying, day, died, disgusted, echidna, elephant, enquires, happened, head, keeper, lady, mollify, poor, porcupine, prick, quill, replies, size, tells, walking, words, wrong, zoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2000 06:39 PM; by Iain

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Nervous Flyer

Engine Noise

Clever Flight Attendant

Small Town

Airport Mistletoe

A Guessing Game

Modern Art Museum

A Well-Planned Retirement

Don't you just love it?!!!

Munruben/John's Weight loss program

Asbestos disposal options in Brisbane?...

Australian Airline Attendants

Sister francis judith's gasoline

Which airline?

Spotlighting

Best joke this week.

Another flight attendant

Flight Attendants

Employment History

Airline manners

Dunno if ...

Choice

Rude Customers

what beats a princess?

Airlines

Choose your poison

Queen of the skys

tiger woods

Another Blonde

Royalty

A day at the zoo