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Bloody BUNNINGS Again!!!

Started by Christopha, 6th August 2004 12:01 AM

arrived, aust, bag, bloody, box, bunnings, check, collecting, contents, customers, dad, eventually, found, hats, hope, mail, mt.isa, mugs, mum, paid, people, post, queensland, shocking, shopping, south, terrible, thoughtless, wallet, wrapped

Replies: 13
Views: 8,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2004 10:49 PM; by John Saxton

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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Started by Christopha, 21st July 2004 11:49 PM

$10, $100, 12-year-old, answered, bag, bloody, bought, boy, car, dad, day, driver, flamin, ford, listen, live, lollies, offered, pulled, quizzed, replied, rolling, screamed, sigh, slowly, street, stuffed, walking, window, wound

Replies: 4
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 08:01 AM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Gas Heater in the shed.

Started by zymurgy, 9th July 2004 11:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bearable, bloody, cold, gas, heater, heaters, industrial, lpg, shed, type

Replies: 25
Views: 12,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2004 11:11 PM; by zymurgy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

When did slotted screws become extinct?

Started by craigb, 15th March 2004 03:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloody, bought, box, brass, buggerise, catering, craig, expecting, extinct, fraid, head, hinges, hunting, inlay, installing, mad, moment, nuh, philips, rant, ridiculous, screw, screws, shop, simple, slotted, sydney, time, veneer, web

Replies: 16
Views: 5,574

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2004 06:24 PM; by outback

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Bloody Mor(m)ons!

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2004 06:55 PM

attack, bloody, caused, cornered, evangelist, eyes, flashed, half-hour, heart, hospital, hours, lasted, listening, mormons, over-zealous, patient, politely, recovering, repent, responded, ridiculous, sarcastically, sins, spared, thankful, tired

Replies: 0
Views: 1,634

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2004 06:55 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Collective consciousness and mobile phones

Started by SteveI, 26th March 2004 04:37 PM

answer, bloody, button, call, called, calls, collective, consciousness, half, hand, hit, hour, idea, line, messages, mobile, noticed, pattern, people, phone, phones, random, receive, ringing, rule, send, stop, time, waiting, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,926

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2004 11:38 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Australian and Proud Of It!!

Started by outback, 30th January 2004 08:29 PM

adelaide, australia, australian, bank, bloody, country, day, god, grand, live, mate, named, nation, national, proud, queen, queens, read, realm, rest, shoot, shooting, smiles, south, sports, sydney, territory, united, victoria, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2004 11:00 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Eye / wallet opener

Started by DaveInOz, 10th July 2003 03:56 PM

$1000, $400, advice, amazing, bite, bloody, bullet, close, cost, dimensions, expensive, eye, furniture, hardwood, indoor, naive, nyatoh, opener, outdoor, pay, piece, pine, price, requirments, resaw, resawing, seat, sounds, true, wallet

Replies: 3
Views: 2,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2003 09:20 PM; by Iain

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Dingo

Started by oges, 23rd May 2003 09:40 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2003 09:40 AM; by oges

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JOKES

Proud to be Australian

Started by craigb, 13th May 2003 10:16 AM

adelaide, australia, australian, bloody, capital, country, document, god, grand, horse, land, live, mate, named, nation, national, proud, queen, queens, queensland, read, rest, smiles, south, sydney, territory, united, victoria, votes, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2003 10:16 AM; by craigb

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JOKES

Prime ministers speech

Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 09:15 PM

australia, australian, bloody, bush, capital, couple, doctrine, fair, giving, heaps, hopping, marvellous, ministers, mob, people, pinched, position, president, prime, proper, queue-jumpers, reckon, saddam, seppo, session, speech, spell, troubled, war, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2003 09:15 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

CNN war experts

Started by DaveInOz, 10th April 2003 10:38 AM

american, anchor, basic, bloody, boots, brain, break, british, clothes, cnn, delta, experts, force, half, identify, jackets, mic, military, rainbows, rifle, safely, salt, sas, screen, soldier, soldiers, training, war, worth, yank

Replies: 0
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2003 10:38 AM; by DaveInOz

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booze bus

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:44 PM

aboriginal, asthmatic, bag, black, bloody, blow, booze, boss, bus, car, comedian, cop, copper, doc, doin, fellers, government, letter, mate, morton, nah, oath, pass, piss, red, sample, surely, testing, urine, whites

Replies: 0
Views: 1,885

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:44 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

John & Alexander

Started by Eastie, 9th December 2002 02:06 PM

alexander, bird, bits, bloody, boss, box, bright, bring, brings, colourful, desk, easy, empties, fruit, hands, hard, head, jigsaw, john, johns, loops, office, picture, pieces, quick, son, takes, understand, what’s, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,679

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2002 08:15 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

The Dietician

Started by Richard Casey, 9th December 2002 11:15 PM

allmost, anguish, bit, bloody, cake, caused, checked, crook, dietician, eaten, feeling, food, hell, lives, pain, planet, quack, rest, root, spent, suffer, wedding, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2002 11:15 PM; by Richard Casey

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JOKES

Monk

Started by Gino, 22nd November 2002 06:22 PM

abbot, bloody, bruised, caves, celebrate, copies, copying, crying, dark, downstairs, error, forehead, head, held, hours, hundreds, locked, manuscript, monastery, monk, monks, original, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wall, word, worried, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2002 06:22 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

lawyer joke

Started by Gino, 3rd December 2001 10:58 PM

absolute, arm, bloody, disgust, finally, finishes, focused, head, hell, hit, horror, joke, lawyer, lawyers, life, lot, materialistic, policeman, porsche, possessions, rant, realise, replies, rolex, screams, shakes, snaps, time, torn, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2001 10:58 PM; by Gino

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LITTLE JOHNNY H.........

Started by Barry Nelson, 7th September 2001 09:34 AM

approaches, bloody, break, dining, eat, grill, heads, johhny, johnny, mixed, parliamentary, sitting, takes, waiter, wiil

Replies: 0
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2001 09:34 AM; by Barry Nelson

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JOKES

Hi Girls

Started by Gino, 1st September 2001 09:29 PM

angry, bloody, chocolate, commercials, conquered, dress, eat, equality, fat, generic, girls, interpreted, learn, live, magazines, makes, male, meant, models, months, ogle, peeing, pretty, rate, relationship, sad, sport, telling, tired, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2001 09:29 PM; by Gino

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NUMBER 2

Started by Barry Nelson, 1st September 2001 06:23 PM

bed, bell, bloody, business.after, clothes, couple, fire, hell, hose, husband, married, minutes, number, proceeds, replies, rushes, signal, stops, suddenly, that?said, top, trouble, troubles, wife, yell, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2001 06:23 PM; by Barry Nelson

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JOKES

Mouse problems..need help..pleeeese

Started by Iain, 27th July 2001 02:57 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloody, broken, cast, courtesy, game, head, helppleeeese, ideas, jump, legged, manouvering, mate, mouse, overcome, owner, pleeeese, power, problemsneed, proud, refused, router, tools, touch, trouble, weekend, wrist

Replies: 18
Views: 4,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2001 05:32 PM; by Iain

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HINTS & TIPS

Tradesmen 1

Started by Craig Euler, 20th August 2001 11:57 PM

basil, bloody, builders, cos, elastic, home, killing, knickers, labourers, party, rip, tradesmen, trevor, walking, whys, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2001 11:57 PM; by Craig Euler

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Beawdy

Started by Baz, 12th August 2001 10:19 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2001 10:19 PM; by Baz

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9 favourite things

Started by Iain, 14th May 2001 07:02 PM

bloody, bus, cake, change, choice, cinema, damn, eat, entire, favourite, floor, goose, hell, improved, improvement, life, paid, people, question, refuse, search, short, standing, stare, sunshine, things, tosser, waiting, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2001 07:02 PM; by Iain

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sniffer dog

Started by Gino, 9th May 2001 10:17 PM

aisles, arm, bloody, bomb, boy, carrying, cocaine, dog, edited, found, gino, handler, handlers, hell, jumps, marvellous, note, paws, plane, racing, replies, returns, rover, search, seat, sends, sits, sniffer, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 2,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2001 11:23 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

For the Melbournians

Started by ubeaut, 17th December 2000 10:01 PM

89.9, billy, bloody, cheers, comedy, connely, day, drove, friday, funny, happened, hard, hrs, laugh, laughing, listen, melb, melbournians, neil, radio, road, routine, station, teransmissions, test, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2000 07:32 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Cuckoo (guess who's bored)

Started by Iain, 29th September 2000 12:39 PM

beak, bird, bloody, bored, cuckoo, folded, grass, guess, hard, murmurs, neatly, neil, perched, position, rhymes, strange, twit, wings

Replies: 6
Views: 2,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2000 06:15 PM; by knuckles

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Robin (related to the parrot)

Started by Iain, 29th September 2000 12:36 PM

awoke, bed, bloody, born, brought, crushed, frail, happiness, happy, head, heart, joy, morn, morning, parrot, paused, perched, related, robin, sill, sing, slowly, smiled, spring, sweet, sweetly, thrill, window

Replies: 1
Views: 2,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2000 09:29 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

pussy joke with decorum ( ho-hum!)

Started by John Saxton, 27th September 2000 10:11 PM

,hes, activity, apologies, backyard, bloody, bozo, cat, cats, decorum, doors, explained, fifteen, flogged, german, hohum, hole, inside, johnno, joke, looked, neighbour, pussy, response, saucer, sheperd, simon, sounds, unusual

Replies: 0
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2000 10:11 PM; by John Saxton

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Another little Johnny

Started by John Saxton, 19th September 2000 08:46 PM

baby, bloody, bottle, cats, dirt, holy, johnno, johnny, lad, liquid, motorbike, parish, passed, past, poured, querulously, savage, sitting, sizzle, watching, water, womans, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2000 08:46 PM; by John Saxton

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The drunk & the copper (true story)

Started by Iain, 27th August 2000 07:05 PM

bloody, brim, busy, centre, comments, confronts, copper, drunk, hard, hat, helmet, hot, intersection, jacksons, loyal, nail, operators, pith, regulation, roofing, safari, staggers, story, telling, time, true, type, walks, wear, wore

Replies: 4
Views: 1,744

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2000 12:42 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Elephant (imperial)

Started by Iain, 24th August 2000 08:41 AM

bloody, elephant, feet, hed, imperial, inches, silly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2000 08:41 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Vale Hacker

Started by Graeme, 16th August 2000 11:44 PM

air, airstream, bloody, bottles, collector, crew, door, dust, flow, hacker, half, instantly, litre, mistaking, ocean, oil, pacific, picked, plane, plumeting, shell, shellawax, ship, shouting, stepped, switch, thish, vale, whaling, whisked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2000 08:02 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Great tools

Started by Iain, 7th August 2000 09:18 PM

2.2, bloody, bought, broke, category, cents, crap, festo, front, granted, great, gst, hitachi, including, joke, knob, makita, ozito, sander, shocker, spins, starting, surprise, tools, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2000 09:35 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Titanic

Started by Neil Ellis, 10th December 1999 10:58 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 2,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 1999 10:58 PM; by Neil Ellis

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Bloody BUNNINGS Again!!!

...............

Gas Heater in the shed.

When did slotted screws become extinct?

Bloody Mor(m)ons!

Collective consciousness and mobile phones

Australian and Proud Of It!!

Eye / wallet opener

Dingo

Proud to be Australian

Prime ministers speech

CNN war experts

booze bus

John & Alexander

The Dietician

Monk

lawyer joke

LITTLE JOHNNY H.........

Hi Girls

NUMBER 2

Mouse problems..need help..pleeeese

Tradesmen 1

Beawdy

9 favourite things

sniffer dog

For the Melbournians

Cuckoo (guess who's bored)

Robin (related to the parrot)

pussy joke with decorum ( ho-hum!)

Another little Johnny

The drunk & the copper (true story)

Elephant (imperial)

Vale Hacker

Great tools

Titanic