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New store

Started by Woodwould, 4th September 2009 11:07 AM

72.0pt, 90.0pt;, @font-face, accent, australian, beat, break, businessmen, chris, curious, font-family, inside, japanese, john, left, mouth, peek, replied, sarcastically, sell, selling, sitting, skipping, sooner, store, thick, velly, walked, window, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 08:39 PM; by Batpig

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Calm in training

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd September 2009 09:03 PM

allan, bacchus, ballarat, bloke, breath, bull, calm, close, collapsed, david, depart, doors, doorway, fit, floor, lurched, mallee, marsh, missed, noel, remarked, replied, running, seat, sitting, suddenly, train, training, watson, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 09:37 AM; by Calm

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Allan & John

Started by Calm, 31st August 2009 10:40 PM

allan, blonde, bloody, court, cried, crying, cute, day, days, figured, filed, guilty, happened, jail, john, johnb, judge, loud, park, perjury, pleaded, proud, remember, replied, shop, sue, waitress, wallan, world, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2009 07:02 PM; by munruben

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You'll like this one allan

Started by Calm, 26th August 2009 08:37 PM

####ing, allan, approached, awww, blocks, boy, called, chuckle, church, coupla, grocery, heaven, kindly, mother, office, pastor, post, replied, son, store, straight, street, sunday, thanked, town, waited, waiting, wallan, you&er

Replies: 4
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2009 09:23 PM; by fenderbelly

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Yarra River

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2009 08:40 PM

allan, american, australia, bigger, calm, car, david, driving, home, leaking, melbourne, radiator, ranting, remarked, replied, river, sights, stream, texan, time, visitor, yarra

Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2009 08:40 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Ebay issue

Started by dazzler, 26th August 2009 08:33 PM

$2000.00, 26th, arrange, august, bit, bought, camping, day, delivery, details, ebay, heard, issue, item, messaged, mobile, mula, payment, purchase, replied, sale, scam, seller, service, starting, tent, trailer, wisdom, worry, worth

Replies: 4
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2009 09:39 PM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mooose

Started by Tomislav, 13th August 2009 05:10 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2009 05:10 PM; by Tomislav

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The plane was hijacked!

Started by amrita, 6th August 2009 01:15 PM

“but, “sorry, “that, “what’s, “you, accidentally, hand, hijacked, homework, hope, i’ll, in.”, inquire, it’s, johnny, looked, paper, plane, problem?”, replied, sad, sadder, smartest, teacher, unfold, wasn’t, won’t, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2009 01:15 PM; by amrita

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Witty Waiter

Started by Rodgera, 24th July 2009 11:20 AM

absolutely, attention, bathroom, boots, bucko, calmly, dirty, disgust, elegant, five-star, flecks, frayed, gentlemen, hall, head, hip, inside, jeans, left, marked, muddy, pay, recoiled, replied, restaurant, sign, torn, wader, waiter, witty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2009 11:20 AM; by Rodgera

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Too intense

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th July 2009 10:40 AM

allan, astronomically, billions, camping, day, fine, galaxies, god, holiday, insignificant, intense, john, knocked, meteorogically, millions, munruben, nod, planets, potentially, ray, replied, responded, sky, stars, tells, tent, theologically, tomorrow, wallan, wheelinaround

Replies: 1
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2009 11:09 AM; by wheelinround

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Are you

Started by wheelinround, 19th July 2009 05:25 PM

6th, annoyed, answer, billy, class, dad, dads, decided, fan, fans, front, grade, hands, idiot, kids, knowing, liberal, liberal.billy, mom, moms, moron, raised, replied, row, rudd, smile, teacher

Replies: 1
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2009 08:39 AM; by weisyboy

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The joys of owning your own business

Started by Grumpy John, 20th July 2009 02:06 PM

90%, agent, board, bottle, business, buy, day, demanded, farm, farmer, free, guy, half-wit, hours, joys, makes, night, occasionally, owning, pay, pays, replied, saturday, sleeps, talk, week, whiskey, wife, £10, £150

Replies: 2
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2009 11:03 PM; by Rodgera

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Munruben/John's Weight loss program

Started by wheelinround, 20th July 2009 01:38 PM

airline, attendant, choices, dinner, flight, front, john, loss, mealtime, munruben or john, munruben/johns, program, ray, replied, seated, weight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2009 01:38 PM; by wheelinround

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The grass

Started by groverwa, 16th July 2009 04:18 PM

answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, highcc, investigate, it.youll, lawyer, limousine, love, place.the, poor, replied, riding, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 10:54 PM; by groverwa

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Dr. Epstein, Renowned Physician

Started by Woodwould, 17th July 2009 08:58 AM

“well, ”actually, ”why, ago, away.”, city, clerk, deliver, desk, education, embarrassing, epstein, grew, happened, haven’t, home, i’ve, isn’t, levy?”, moved, paper, physician, received, renowned, replied, stage, that’s, town, visit, visited?”

Replies: 4
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 10:14 PM; by Batpig

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Pregnant woman in tram.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th July 2009 11:40 AM

allan, barry, bit, gentleman, immediately, knocks, lady, minutes, pregnant, relinquished, replied, reservations, seat, seated, tram, uncomfortable, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2009 11:40 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Fishing (Ballarat style)

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th July 2009 10:18 PM

allan, ballarat, calm, caught, david, days, family, fish, fishing, fishmonger, intrigued, lake, local, morning, packed, replied, requested, shop, style, success, throw, waterd, wendouree

Replies: 2
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 01:49 PM; by Jim Carroll

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My 1 day employment

Started by wheelinround, 9th July 2009 10:31 AM

blind, bunnings, cut, day, employment, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, line, loud, maam, mean-acting, morning, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, store, stupid, supervisor, twins, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2009 11:29 AM; by Ozkaban

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Roast Beef

Started by Rodgera, 7th July 2009 01:21 PM

appeared, athletic, beef, blank, blond, cafe, day, girl, hair, lot, lunching, makeup, menu, mulling, parramatta, rare, real, replied, roast, sidewalk, sydney, type, waitress, westie, wfe, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2009 06:19 AM; by rrich

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Making a fortune in Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th July 2009 11:14 AM

allan, country, dangerous, dealer, eat, ecstatic, evaded, fish, fisherman, fishing, fortune, giant, hooks, john, lake, land, landed, local, making, metal, munruben, news, replied, returning, scrap, sold, trip, trout

Replies: 1
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2009 03:23 PM; by rosewood

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6 kids

Started by wheelinround, 18th June 2009 01:44 PM

australia, boarded, boat, company, complaints, condom, customer, dining, jerry, kids, leaned, replied, seats, settled, sitting, table, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2009 10:46 AM; by Lignin

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Pearly Gates 1

Started by Grumpy John, 17th June 2009 06:33 PM

abraham, ceiling, clock, clocks, died, entire, fan, front, gates, god, hands, huge, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lies, life, lincolns, moved, office, pearly, peter, replied, responded, rudds, stood, telling, told, wall

Replies: 5
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2009 11:18 AM; by tea lady

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Childbirth at 65

Started by wheelinround, 14th June 2009 10:53 AM

.hmmessage, 0px;, 65-year-old, baby, birth, childbirth, cries, demanded, discharged, elapsed, enjoy, fertility, forgot, friend, growing, hospital, impatient, mine, minutes, o.k, padding-bottom, padding-left, padding-right, pass, passed, recently, replied, thirty, told, wait

Replies: 6
Views: 1,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 03:33 PM; by wheelinround

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New Ceilings query

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 15th June 2009 09:40 PM

aesthetic, australian, ceilings, cent, company, finishes, fixing, glancing, house, installed, leave, letter, light, methods, paid, payment, popping, query, quoted, read, rectify, referred, renovateforum.com, replied, reply, screws, standards, structural, thread, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2009 09:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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A bad night at the "office"

Started by gawdelpus, 11th June 2009 03:17 PM

bad, beam, bird, burglar, confessed, corner, finally, flashlight, frantically, heard, hissed, huh, jesus, laughed, moses, night, office, parrot, people, relaxed, replied, rest, rottweiler, shined, source, squawked, voice, warn, watching, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2009 06:19 AM; by rrich

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Getting Things Done

Started by Rodgera, 6th June 2009 04:12 PM

bride, crying, father, fix, found, honey, house, husband, married, momma, mother, putting, replied, things, thirty-eight

Replies: 2
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2009 02:10 PM; by damian

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Another Blonde Joke

Started by Breslauer, 5th June 2009 08:39 AM

$20, 958, bar, bet, blonde, bob, building, death, dove, dude, earlier, fair, fairs, falling, handed, handsome, hed, hell, joke, jump, ledge, money, news, replied, sat, stared, swan, upset, walked, willingly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2009 08:39 AM; by Breslauer

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Rugby fans

Started by rosewood, 3rd June 2009 01:30 PM

added, bledisloe, bloke, cent, coming, cup, explains, family, fans, fellow, fill, found, funeral.cool, game, games, hear, months, passed, recently, replied, rugby, saves, seat, sold, spot, surely, takes, unfortunatly, vacant, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2009 01:30 PM; by rosewood

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The Sergeant

Started by Rodgera, 23rd May 2009 07:18 PM

army, bewildered, die, discharged, grave, line, private, replied, sarge, sergeant, snarled, spit, stand, suppose, tough, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2009 07:18 PM; by Rodgera

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Don't talk to the parrot

Started by 741Baus, 21st May 2009 05:19 PM

bill, bird, calling, carpet, cursing, day, dishwasher, dog, drove, finally, fix, incessant, lay, leave, listen, mat, nuts, parrot, repairman, replied, shut, spike, stupid, talk, time, ugly, wandas, watching, yelled, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2009 07:41 PM; by wolften

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Well travelled

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th May 2009 09:30 PM

allan, approached, bit, check, chewing, conductor, date, expiry, germs, handed, handling, john, knowing, mate, morning, mouth, munruben, nervousness, nervy, quickly, ray, replied, signs, sitting, started, ticket, train, travelled, weeks, wheelinaround

Replies: 1
Views: 918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2009 09:45 PM; by wheelinround

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brain's for women

Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 11:14 AM

advised, brain, costs, difference, disease, doctor, forty, gasped, kidding, lawyer, life, marry, months, one-pound, outrageous, patient, pound, rare, reasonable, replied, results, short, surgeons, times, told, transplant, type, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2009 11:55 AM; by AUSSIE

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Cinderella

Started by groverwa, 13th May 2009 11:49 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 11:49 PM; by groverwa

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The beat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th April 2009 08:16 PM

alive, allan, beat, bells, bereaved, church, consoled, distressed, father, fine, fire, forward, friend, husband, lady, life, loss, love, lover, marvellous, past, racing, replied, someday, sound, sunday, truck, widow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2009 03:00 PM; by Gingermick

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The Carpenter's Testimony

Started by Rodgera, 22nd April 2009 07:52 PM

accident, carpenter, carpenters, defendant, discredit, distance, evidence, feet, giving, idiot, inches, lawyer, measured, one-half, replied, sooner, testimony, twenty-seven, witnessed

Replies: 2
Views: 1,541

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2009 06:32 PM; by Bluegum

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Fathers last word :)

Started by gawdelpus, 20th April 2009 11:12 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2009 11:12 PM; by gawdelpus

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Two guys

Started by Resination, 10th April 2009 10:36 AM

beer, discusing, drinking, guy, guys, maiden, married, pre-marital, relations, replied, sex, sitting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2009 10:36 AM; by Resination

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Second hand joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th April 2009 04:45 PM

allan, bathroom, birthday, claim, colour, due, forumites, funny, hand, heard, hope, hundred, husband, joke, morning, original, prefer, purchased, replied, scales, set, talking.d, white, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2009 10:54 AM; by fenderbelly

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Hitchhiker

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd April 2009 07:31 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2009 04:22 PM; by Groggy

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Lamaze Class

Started by Rodgera, 2nd April 2009 06:09 PM

activity, bad, bag, class, couple, delight, dropped, feel, feels, honey, husband, husbands, idea, instructor, lamaze, pen, pick, pregnant, replied, requiring, sand, shrugged, started, stood, wear, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2009 06:41 PM; by Shrek3

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Well done elraco distributors!

Started by snowyskiesau, 30th March 2009 08:20 PM

accessed, call, card, charge, charged, credit, customer, dealt, distributors, due, elraco, extra, filled, hiccup, hit, hold, hundred, item, items, not-steve, pleasant, ready, replied, save, service, ship, shipping, spoke, surprise, worries

Replies: 0
Views: 3,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2009 08:20 PM; by snowyskiesau

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Nuts

Started by bullfright, 27th March 2009 02:14 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2009 12:40 AM; by ficfac

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Terrible

Started by munruben, 23rd March 2009 06:37 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2009 05:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Unwelcome visitor

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd March 2009 11:01 AM

allan, dinner, dog, eating, eye, john, likes, munruben, night, paid, plate, ray, remarked, replied, stayed, unwelcome, visit, visitor, wheelinaround

Replies: 2
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2009 03:36 PM; by wheelinround

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Little Johnny's worried...

Started by Woodwould, 19th March 2009 02:51 PM

auction, bid, buy, buying, chest, dad, father, guy, hands, healthy, horse, horses, johnny, johnnys, legs, minutes, moved, mum, replied, rump, running, shape, telstra, watched, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2009 02:51 PM; by Woodwould

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Poison

Started by bullfright, 15th March 2009 01:01 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 11:00 PM; by joe greiner

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Divorce proceedings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th March 2009 05:00 PM

advocating, allan, beat, breath, confirmed, courthouse, death, divorce, dollars, double, forty, genie, half, happy, joke, left, mate, muttered, nasty, p.s, proceedings, replied, suddenly, ten, terribly, time, twenty, violence, wife, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 05:23 PM; by Calm

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The blonde who married a catholic

Started by Stevenp, 14th March 2009 04:59 PM

anticipation, apparently, bed, blonde, bride, catholic, couch, crawled, heard, honeymoon, husband, lend, lent, long?d, love, married, nightie, replied, ridiculous, settled, sexy, slipped, sobbed, tears

Replies: 0
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2009 04:59 PM; by Stevenp

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Officer's First Patrol

Started by Rodgera, 13th March 2009 02:54 PM

act, barked, bus, call, cars, casting, corner, direction, disperse, experienced, glances, intimidated, leave, officer, officers, official, partner, patrol, people, policeman, pretty, proud, puzzled, radio, replied, rookie, stop, telling, veteran, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,744

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2009 02:54 PM; by Rodgera

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Spelling test

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th March 2009 09:10 PM

allan, dictionary, grandson, john, munruben, replied, rhinoceros, rinosrus, spell, spelled, spelling, spells, test

Replies: 0
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2009 09:10 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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