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Never say this

Started by echnidna, 15th January 2006 10:21 PM

3.5, beautiful, bike, birthday, bra, call, dear, defrost, deodorant, died, fake, garage, glad, hate, hows, kid, lady, love, miracle, naked, nightmare, phew, pruny, sex, sheep, sisters, strong, ten, time, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2006 10:21 PM; by echnidna

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Christmas Pressies

Started by fxst, 27th December 2005 08:41 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2006 10:54 PM; by doug the slug

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Chinese Sick Leave

Started by Baz, 19th December 2005 07:41 PM

ache, boss, calls, chinese, chow, feel, headache, hey, hours, house, hung, hurt, leave, legs, makes, nice, sex, sick, stomach, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2005 07:41 PM; by Baz

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Stress

Started by Grunt, 17th December 2005 04:55 PM

business, crowd, damn, door, drinkin, fightin, finally, gonna, gotta, leave, leaving, months, oil, parties, party, people, phil, quits, remember, sex, sick, starts, stops, stress, total, tough, warn, wear, wild, zed

Replies: 2
Views: 1,754

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2005 10:16 AM; by Iain

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Guys Names

Started by Tikki, 26th November 2005 10:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, body, egotistical, fast, geeky, guys, hair, hard, home-schooled, hot, immature, incredibly, jerks, names, nates, nelsons, nice, nicks, owens, players, quiet, reason, romantic, sensitive, sex, sexy, shy, situations, sweet, troublesome

Replies: 21
Views: 3,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2005 12:04 PM; by Blackers

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14 Things You Really Should Have Done Before Getting Married

Started by Kev Y., 3rd November 2005 09:52 PM

bits, carpet, clipping, effort, enjoy, fancy, female-shaped, friends, front, hold, house, inflatable, magazine, marriage, married, marry, mind, naked, opposite, partner, relish, rid, sex, space, straight, things, toenails, walk, wardrobe, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 09:52 PM; by Kev Y.

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The (un)fairer sex.......

Started by Iain, 29th September 2005 07:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

500, argument, attracted, beautiful, bible, business, coffee, cover, day, god, husband, mans, marriage, morning, paper, replied, replies, seminar, sex, silent, stupid, tom, treatment, understand, unfairer, wait, wake, wife, wifes, women

Replies: 15
Views: 3,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2005 04:02 PM; by Stu in Tokyo

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English-His and Hers.

Started by Iain, 24th September 2005 05:13 PM

ahead, attentive, bored, call, cleavage, dance, dinner, dress, english, english-his, englishhis, gay, hungry, love, mens, moron, movie, nice, outfit, pay, sex, shoes, sleepy, talk, tired, tonight, trouble, upset, womens

Replies: 3
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2005 06:52 PM; by Iain

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New Study on SEX

Started by Stu in Tokyo, 17th September 2005 06:38 AM

activities, american, argentina, bother, discovered, forums, hand, hope, late, lengthy, mouse, online, people, read, repeater, scientist, search, sex, sexual, south, study, taking

Replies: 2
Views: 2,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 10:59 AM; by outback

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Who's your Daddy

Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:08 PM

advise, awaiting, blacks, bmw, cataclysmic, child, conceived, conception, confirming, dad, daddy, daughter, economy, father, forms, identity, immaculate, implications, informs, letter, night, party, peter, pope, remember, sex, smith, sons, support, unsure

Replies: 0
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2005 05:08 PM; by Wood Butcher

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It sort-of looses in the translation

Started by Breslauer, 14th August 2005 12:53 AM

bangkok, bar, black, blueberries, cemetery, confusing, forbidden, forest, green, guests, hotel, instance, ladies, lady, leave, lobby, looses, mam, office, ranger, red, restaurant, ripe, sex, sign, sortof, special, swiss, tokyo, translation

Replies: 0
Views: 3,921

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2005 12:53 AM; by Breslauer

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Slight misunderstanding there

Started by Breslauer, 3rd August 2005 07:30 AM

ahead, bar, beef, bread, bred, cowboy, cowboys, dog, fed, heat, horse, hungry, jerky, mad, misunderstanding, mornin, out;, policedog, policeman, redneck, riding, sex, shade, slight, tied, town, tree, understand, understand;, yells

Replies: 2
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 10:55 PM; by ozwinner

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Heard on the radio

Started by Bob Willson, 19th June 2005 10:06 AM

answers, brian, call, coast, contestant, couple, folks, fox-fm, game, god, gold, heard, hey, hours, huh, laughing, married, match, mate, melbourne, minutes, morning, question, questions, radio, sarah, sex, time, trip, yeah

Replies: 8
Views: 3,979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2005 10:21 AM; by Neo

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Proof The World is Nuts

Started by DonN, 8th July 2005 06:28 PM

alcoholic, allowed, animals, banging, brick, genitals, guam, head, husband, illegal, job, law, legally, makes, male, nuts, pay, people, proof, sex, time, times, vending, virgins, weight, woman, world, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Replies: 4
Views: 1,846

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2005 08:54 PM; by Jack E

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Gone fishing...

Started by AlexS, 4th July 2005 06:10 PM

4th, 5.30, alarm, continue, conversation, deal, easy, fish, fishing, fourth, guy, guys, hour, house, idea, married, nudge, paint, pool, promise, realized, remodel, set, sex, shut, sun-block, wear, weekend, wife, word

Replies: 2
Views: 2,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2005 01:37 PM; by echnidna

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Shane Warne

Started by stephenmeddings, 30th June 2005 12:58 PM

addicted, anniversary, answered, bad, bed, beer, behaviour, box, cans, cash, curiosity, dinner, disappointed, empty, filled, guess, happen, looked, money, promise, redeemed, remind, saddened, sex, shane, shocked, simone, truth, unfaithful, warne

Replies: 11
Views: 1,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 11:43 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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The Golfer & the Leprechaun

Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th June 2005 11:18 AM

american, answers, bad, ball, cash, drive, famous, fantastic, fer, fine, game, golf, golfer, guy, head, hit, hows, leprechaun, life, money, pocket, pull, reach, sex, situation, thankye, week, wonderful, woods, yer

Replies: 2
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2005 09:37 PM; by Ian007

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Tasmanian Party

Started by Gingermick, 11th June 2005 10:13 AM

alright, business, computer, crowd, damn, definately, disrespect, drink, drinkin, enoch, fighting, gonna, intended, leave, months, party, people, sex, shhould, starts, stereotype, stops, tasmanian, tasmanians, tim, tough, tthe, wear, wih, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2005 09:49 AM; by Kev Y.

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The convict

Started by Breslauer, 11th June 2005 03:50 AM

angry, bathroom, bed, clothes, complain, convict, couple, cute, dangerous, ear, gay, guy, hell, honey, kill, kissing, love, matter, nauseates, neck, resist, responds, satisfy, sex, strong, tells, told, vaseline, whispering, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2005 11:31 AM; by outback

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from the arkives

Started by popawisky, 24th May 2005 12:01 AM

,like, agreed, arkives, ass, bestowed, budge, called, creator, donkey, explains, grant, horrified, life, lion, monkey, monkeying, normal, plenty, received, roared, sex, spare, spoke, ten, twenty, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2005 12:01 AM; by popawisky

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too much reading

Started by Breslauer, 23rd May 2005 04:59 AM

ago, cell, day, days, drinking, eating, fifteen, healthy, heard, kill, meat, morning, phone, read, reading, red, sex, smoking, stay, stopped, twelve, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2005 04:59 AM; by Breslauer

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Not tonight, honey...

Started by silentC, 18th May 2005 09:22 AM

added, apparently, bracelet, buy, day, department, diamond, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewelry, kill, love, pair, picked, satisfy, sex, sexual, shipwreck, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, tonight, touch, woman, women

Replies: 8
Views: 2,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2005 11:35 AM; by Geoff Dean

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kiwi male?

Started by goat, 5th May 2005 09:49 PM

arm, bed, bedroom, headache, kiwi, lying, male, pig, reading, replies, sex, sheep, talking, walks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 09:49 PM; by goat

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If the World was fair to Guys...

Started by numbat, 20th April 2005 02:14 PM

$2000, acceptable, and/or, answer, break, cards, cheers, cop, day, driving, easier, fair, fined, football, friday, guys, hire, hour, lager, lunch, milk, night, opposite, poor, real, response, sex, strippers, time, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2005 09:45 PM; by Wayne Davy

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Abstaining

Started by Shaty40, 8th April 2005 12:43 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2005 02:59 PM; by DaveInOz

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Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

Started by Shane Watson, 29th March 2005 09:02 PM

bad, bald, beergut, chauvinist, created, diminishes, discovered, dog, door, food, front, god, hell, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sex, sexy, shes, shut, strike, told, woman, womans, women, worse

Replies: 7
Views: 2,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:39 AM; by Iain

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Animals

Started by simon c, 31st January 2005 10:11 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 07:35 PM; by simon c

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Johhny again!

Started by Christopha, 19th October 2004 07:30 PM

alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, hrs, jar, jars, johhny, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2004 07:30 PM; by Christopha

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Doctors

Started by Geoff Dean, 15th October 2004 11:42 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 11:42 AM; by Geoff Dean

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Free Sex!!!

Started by Christopha, 27th September 2004 07:03 PM

close, correct, driving, fill-up, footy, free, game, gavin, guess, guessed, hell, increase, mate, missus, owner, petrol, player, proprietor, pulled, replied, rigged, sales, sex, sign, station, story, time, trevor, week, won

Replies: 0
Views: 4,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2004 07:03 PM; by Christopha

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Safe Sex

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:52 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2004 06:40 PM; by bigAl

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Does Sex Impair Athletic Ability?

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:49 AM

abilities, ability, activity, athletes, athletic, centuries, determined, displayed, glance, gotta, impair, marathon, oops, participating, race, run, sex, watches

Replies: 0
Views: 1,941

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:49 AM; by Kev Y.

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for all of the IT "guru's"

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 04:37 PM

arguments, bad, change^operation, character, computer, cshell, divorce, entry, extracts, failed, guru, gurus, hilarious, jokes, light, love, manual, match, modifier, results-, scan, sex, sleep, stop, typed, unix, woman, ^how

Replies: 1
Views: 1,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 04:48 PM; by craigb

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One for the ladies.... may offend some guys

Started by gemi_babe, 7th September 2004 01:12 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

.hey, batteries, chorus, confirmation, cos, door, gonna, guys, handful, hash, hell, hey, hit, inches, ladies, latex, life, nude, offend, pick, prick, referees, run, sex, survive, thrive, track, waving, wee, winky

Replies: 24
Views: 4,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 10:50 AM; by Rowan

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He Who Drinks Australian....

Started by gemi_babe, 11th September 2004 12:59 AM

$200, 6th, amazing, astonished, attention, australia, australian, cameo, cash, corner, drinks, father, fosters, glen, guy, iris, jill, live, melbourne, night, parents, pay, replies, sex, shake, sits, street, suburb, unbelievable

Replies: 0
Views: 1,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 12:59 AM; by gemi_babe

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Martian Lovemaking

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 07:09 PM

accomplished, baby, basket, born, child, controls, earth, expedition, eyebrow, gasped, gathered, humans, issue, johnson, leader, lovemaking, mars, martian, martians, miss, months, panel, pleased, quizzical, raised, redressing, sex, slid, view, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 07:09 PM; by Kev Y.

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A GUIDE TO SEX FOR COMPLETE IDIOTS (part 1)

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 07:06 PM

80%, abstinence, bad, circumcision, complete, complex, condom, girlfriends, god, greek, guide, herpes, idiots, kinky, line, major, oedipus, oral, pain, pay, physical, position, potential, severe, sex, sight, speed, suffer, talking, virtue

Replies: 0
Views: 2,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 07:06 PM; by Kev Y.

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SSSSStammer

Started by outback, 16th August 2004 08:37 PM

aaaaaa, aaabout, affirmative, answered, assistant, attentions, attracting, counter, ddddo, fffffffffff, ffffffffffff, hell, hhhave, hhhhhow, lad, manner, mybe, objects, oriented, pimply, sex, shop, ssssstammer, stammer, troubles, vvvvvv, woman, wwwwwwell, wwwwwwwell, yyyyyou

Replies: 0
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 08:37 PM; by outback

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First time sex

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd August 2004 05:09 AM

beer, beers, bit, boy, bum, dad, dads, eyes, home, light, mind, proud, school, sex, sit, son, sore, stand, takes, teachers, tells, time, virgin

Replies: 0
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2004 05:09 AM; by Bob Willson

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Ed Zachary Disease

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th July 2004 01:17 PM

afraid, anxiously, bad, chang, craw, dat, dates, disease, eye, fass, god, haf, head, instructed, looked, probrem, reery, replied, rike, rook, sex, shook, slowly, therapist, time, vely, woman, worried, worse, zachary

Replies: 0
Views: 1,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2004 01:17 PM; by Geoff Dean

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Because I am a man

Started by Driver, 16th July 2004 01:07 PM

answer, applies, beer, calculator, calls, car, cars, cooking, cumin, engineers, equally, fine, football, hand, holding, housework, laundry, man, misplaced, miss, mother, pick, sex, survive, talk, thinking, time, visit, watch, wearing

Replies: 3
Views: 2,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 12:40 PM; by scooter

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One for Jackie

Started by silentC, 17th June 2004 02:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1846, benches, care, cloaks, clogs, counter, delicacy, eek, established, female;, furnished, girls, hours, jackie, lady, left, outer, poor, provided, public, railway, reason, sex, sir, stations, ticketed, time, umbrellas, waiting-rooms, whilst

Replies: 26
Views: 5,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2004 09:44 PM; by AlexS

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what sex is your computer

Started by popawisky, 29th May 2004 05:46 PM

accessories, attention, commitment, computer, computers, data, female, follow, half, knock, long-term, lot, male, memory, model, night, obtained, paycheck, power, realize, reasons, referred, rest, retrieval, scientists, sex, solve, spending, surges, time

Replies: 4
Views: 2,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 08:12 PM; by AlexS

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gorsky

Started by popawisky, 29th May 2004 05:36 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 05:36 PM; by popawisky

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Don't eat that!!!

Started by Christopha, 14th May 2004 03:21 PM

arsenic, buy, cheats, chemists, eat, husband, kill, lady, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, pocket, prescription, pulls, reaches, realize, sell, sex, tells, walks, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2004 07:50 PM; by Caliban

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Happy Days

Started by craigb, 5th May 2004 04:35 PM

$200, amazing, astonished, attention, australian, cameo, cash, corner, days, father, fosters, glen, guy, happy, iris, jill, live, melbourne, night, parents, pay, replies, sex, shake, sits, street, suburb, totally, unbelievable

Replies: 0
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2004 04:35 PM; by craigb

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Little Johnny

Started by Geoff Dean, 8th April 2004 11:04 AM

alcohol, alive, cigarette, class, day, dead, drink, experiment, fourth, hand, jar, jars, johnny, learn, quickly, raised, results, science, separate, sex, smoke, soil, sperm, start, teacher, watched, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2004 11:04 AM; by Geoff Dean

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Little known facts!

Started by gatiep, 29th January 2004 01:55 AM

ambidextrous, animals, average, body, bottom, days, difference, elephants, energy, facts, feet, head, home, human, jump, left-handed, length, life, live, minutes, months, people, pig, pond, produced, sex, split, taste, times, yelled

Replies: 5
Views: 2,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 10:55 PM; by Tonyz

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Observations

Started by DPB, 2nd February 2004 10:12 AM

argue, bird, brain, called, cells, children, chunky, clothing, difference, drink, dunk, eat, eating, house, idiot;, jimmy, kitchen, life, loose-fitting, observations, people, pope, sex, signed, told, trash, watching, world, worms, worst

Replies: 0
Views: 1,952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2004 10:12 AM; by DPB

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Not Welcome

Started by craigb, 30th January 2004 09:50 AM

abstain, admitted, afternoon, bible, bunnings, carnal, church, cold, couple, hanging, head, lust, managed, means, minds, month, overcome, paint, pastor, prayer, reached, reading, sex, shamefacedly.you, showers, stated, unbearable, understand, week, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2004 04:03 PM; by Sturdee

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