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Irish Engineers

Started by Baz, 21st July 2006 03:22 PM

announced, base, blonde, bolts, eighteen, engineers, feet, flagpole, height, inches, irish, ladder, laid, length, loosened, measure, measurements, mick, paddy, pocket, pulled, purse, spanner, standing, supposed, tape, walked

Replies: 3
Views: 1,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 08:08 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Lack of Participation

Started by rrich, 15th July 2006 08:26 AM

assisted, barely, chain, complaints, customer, cuts, day, discount, discounts, feet, forum, happy, hardware, hinges, install, lack, mention, minimum, money, months, participation, pay, saving, shop, store, supply, swmbo, time, wage, woodworkers

Replies: 4
Views: 1,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2006 04:36 PM; by rrich

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Shed

Started by Charles Castle, 3rd February 2002 06:29 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 3,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2006 09:19 PM; by D-I-Yer

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

how deep can i go with a type 1 aggregate subase

Started by billzgolf, 2nd July 2006 07:41 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100mm, advice, aggregate, ahead, block, compacted, concrete, concrete.or, deep, extra, feet, garage, hardcore, inch, inches, layers, level, preperation, run, single, skin, slab, subase, suffice, thick, type, x18

Replies: 17
Views: 4,980

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 08:52 PM; by billzgolf

Forum:
CONCRETING

RE the fat controller " Farmboy "

Started by Ashore, 25th May 2006 08:26 PM

antibiotics, apologies, birthday, blood, call, controller, daily, drip, farmboy, fat, feet, forum, forward, greg, home, hospital, meeting, pass, phone, poisioning, replying, rgds, sydney, time, tonight, weeks, wishes, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 2,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2006 04:55 PM; by Ashore

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Flexible floor gap filler

Started by wobbly, 6th June 2006 02:59 PM

bare, bit, board, boards, carpet, caulk, colours, covered, federation, feet, filler, flexible, floor, fuller, gap, gaps, p.s, polyeurethane, preferrably, previously, product, putty, rang, reckon, silly, split, stripes, time, unsuitable, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 7,870

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 05:25 PM; by Carpenter

Forum:
FLOORING

Noisy suspended timber flooring

Started by CROUDACE, 24th May 2006 02:03 PM

450, blow, budget, centres, eliminate, feet, floor, flooring, joists, noise, noisy, structafloor, suspended, timber, typically, walking

Replies: 7
Views: 2,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2006 02:09 PM; by CROUDACE

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Good - the cool weather is just about here

Started by echnidna, 21st April 2006 12:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

boots, bugga, building, chainsaw, chaps, cold, cool, eek, fat, feet, good, hunting, machinery, materials, pile, rubber, shed, snake, tiger, weather

Replies: 17
Views: 2,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2006 10:52 AM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Foot of a Board

Started by rrich, 6th February 2006 06:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

10%, 144, 4/4, 6/4, 8/4, board, boards, charges, cubic, feet, foot, grew, inch, inches, jointer, line, odd, rear, rip, ripped, run, seller, sells, straight, thick, thicker, thickneses, thief, timber, wide

Replies: 28
Views: 5,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2006 03:41 PM; by rrich

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

2006 Darwin Awards

Started by Gra, 3rd February 2006 09:24 PM

200, 2006, awards, beach, bingham, binghams, bridge, cable, darwin, drinking, dug, dynamite, elephant, feet, foot, free, friedrich, hands, hour, jones, killed, lay, mouth, paderborn, people, person, riesfeldt, sand, tacoma, window

Replies: 9
Views: 3,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 04:15 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Where else would you hear this?

Started by Groggy, 10th January 2006 04:36 PM

$10, $190-ish, $99, 1/3, borg, btw, cheaper, customer, feet, groggy, hear, helper, hoppers, left, metabo, missed, night, pants, peeing, purchased, range, sander;, sanders, sheet, specials, start, table, units, visit, warranty

Replies: 1
Views: 1,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2006 04:08 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Hearing problems

Started by Groggy, 5th January 2006 12:25 PM

appointment, becky, chicken, dining, dinner, doctor, door, feared, feet, gentleman, goodness, hearing, honey, jack, kitchen, moves, mutters, normal, problems, repeats, replies, response, sake, simple, test, time, tone, walks, wife, woodworker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2006 12:06 AM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Internet Radio Stations

Started by Grunt, 30th December 2005 03:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

613, 621, 623, age, bathwater, blue, boogie, club, domino, doubt, erin, fats, feet, hours, iko, internet, john, lay, listen, mahna, motorcycle, orleans, otis, playlist, radio, rebel, shuffle, stations, walking, york

Replies: 15
Views: 3,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2006 04:28 PM; by Termite

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Help needed with Google Earth

Started by echnidna, 16th December 2005 11:53 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

211, 269ft, amount, approx, assist, brucknell, camp, clearing, conversant, coordinates, creek, defunct, earth, elevation, establish, fall, feet, flowing, google, needed, practical, property, pump, replace, s142, scout, south, tank, uphill, water

Replies: 22
Views: 3,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 08:23 PM; by Termite

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Maharishis Guide to Zen

Started by Wood Butcher, 25th November 2005 08:55 AM

bad, beer, boat, day, days, drink, experience, feet, fish, flies;, forget, guide, judge, judgment, kinky, lent, maharishis, mile, person, remember, shoes, sit, time, truth, walk, windscreens, worry;, worth, zen, £20

Replies: 0
Views: 1,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 08:55 AM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
JOKES

FWW goes "Open Slather"!!

Started by bitingmidge, 28th October 2005 06:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attempt, befitting, class, cleverness, companies, decline, eek, eleven, feet, first-class, fww, humour, influential, letter, low, measure, mentioned, offended, open slather, organisations, page, pleaase, private, reproach, respective, restraint, sacred, size, society, som

Replies: 16
Views: 3,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2005 03:32 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Compressed air warning.

Started by Groggy, 21st August 2005 11:30 AM

1/2, 120, 125psi, accidentally, air, applying, batman, compressed, cracked, dog, ensuite, feet, fence, hose, inside, joker, lipstick, looked, lots, makeup, mid-air, moment, nearby, precise, result, screws, shop, swmbo, unbeknownst, warning

Replies: 3
Views: 4,944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2005 09:13 PM; by savage

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

funeral

Started by Caliban, 28th September 2005 10:48 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2005 10:48 AM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Apoligies to Kiwi's but....

Started by bennylaird, 27th September 2005 11:24 AM

apoligies, breaks, carlos, chence, dejected, disheartened, eventually, feet, fufteen, guv, helen, hum, ken, kiwi, kiwis, minute, ninety, pandemonium, perplexed, scream, sigh, sivven, stadium, stamp, starts, stupid, wave, world

Replies: 14
Views: 2,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2005 09:57 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
JOKES

A Quick Greeting from a forum newbie

Started by Firewalker, 24th August 2005 05:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100, awesome, btw, completed, couple, days, degree, enjoyed, feet, forgive, forum, forward, garage, greeting, heat, inches, learning, newbie, organizing, posts, projects, quick, resist, safe, scott, spent, swing, techniques, usa, wood

Replies: 20
Views: 2,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2005 09:14 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Kind Nurse

Started by Baz, 3rd August 2005 08:48 PM

bit, black, close, closely, covers, feet, finally, gown, hands, heavily, holds, jiggles, kind, listen, mask, nice, nose, nurse, operation, oxygen, privates, pulls, raises, results, sedated, slowly, takes, test, testicles, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 08:48 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

A Real Woodies Joke

Started by ubeaut, 23rd September 1999 01:48 AM

beer, calendar, crept, declared, enough”, feet, half, joke, jumped, leaned, leapt, mathematician, metre, metres, neil, reach, real, sourcebook, step, steps, strode, style, table, table.”, triumphantly, true, woodie, woodies, woodworkers, “near

Replies: 8
Views: 2,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2005 11:22 AM; by flea1607

Forum:
JOKES

Another Blithering idiot

Started by zathras, 3rd July 2005 09:30 PM

apogee, blithering, burn, cool, county, doug, driveway, feet, fire, fireworks, fuse, gonna, idiot, immediately, kids, light, lighter, looked, loud, night, popper, pretty, real, red, rocket, rockets, sky, sparks, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2005 11:51 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why do men pee standing up

Started by Tikki, 28th June 2005 05:52 PM

adam, allowed, amusement, badly, brain, called, creating, delight, eve, excited, feet, god, guess, hit, humans, laughing, left, men, pee, rock, sand, standing, started, stuck, stump, ten, told, watched, whizzing, wrote

Replies: 12
Views: 2,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2005 09:42 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Unusual Funeral

Started by Tikki, 25th June 2005 09:57 PM

answered, attacked, black, borrow, cemetery, disturb, dog, feet, funeral, happened, hearse, husband, husbands, inquired, killed, line, moment, mother-in-law, passed, pit, poignant, replied, silence, solitary, thoughtful, time, unusual, walking, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2005 10:01 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Rules to live by

Started by Gumby, 12th May 2005 11:24 PM

$20, beer, boat, day, days, drink, experience, feet, fish, flies;, fold, forget, judge, judgment, kinky, laughed, lent, live, mile, person, remember, rules, shoes, time, truth, walk, wasted, windscreen, worry;, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2005 11:24 PM; by Gumby

Forum:
JOKES

Something to do when bored

Started by MathewA, 3rd May 2005 06:44 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

100, arses, bait, bored, casually, coat, cow, dirt, feet, friend, hed, hit, hold, idiot, laughing, lot, minute, pay, pile, poop, prize, pull, purse, quick, real, slick, steaming, thoughe, walk, weighed

Replies: 34
Views: 5,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2005 09:59 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

news flash

Started by jow104, 29th April 2005 01:10 AM

,australia, brunt, burial, company, eek, feet, finishes, flash, funeral, horizontal, laid, news, offer, ozwinner, position, prefer, response, rest, top, upright, vics, victoria, waiting, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 1,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2005 12:32 AM; by vsquizz

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Kitchen cabinets

Started by hardwoodjoint, 30th March 2005 02:31 PM

adjustable, bought, bunnings, buy, cabinet, cabinets, called, doors, drawers, feet, flatpax, floor, helps, hope, info, kitchen, levelling, metal, pretty, proper, range, renovating, requesting, runners, solid, started, stuff, tony, warehouse

Replies: 4
Views: 3,739

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2005 12:18 AM; by boban

Forum:
KITCHENS

Cedar of Lebanon - What do you know?

Started by R12chard, 9th March 2005 08:28 PM

1/2, bowls, branch, break, cedar, england, feet, finishes, forward, heavy, hill, house, kent, lebanon, recent, responses, richard, snow, top, weight, wide, wise, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 2,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2005 11:46 PM; by R12chard

Forum:
FINISHING

WOODWORKING QUIZ 25th January 2005

Started by NotRalph, 25th January 2005 11:49 AM

2005, 25th, amusing, answers, astragal, astute, australia, bit, briny, celebration, couple, day, days, double, due, edged, enjoy, feet, holiday, january, nation, quiz, safety, soak, trust, warmth, weather, woodworkers, woodworking

Replies: 10
Views: 1,888

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2005 01:51 PM; by NotRalph

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Deck drainage

Started by Gez, 17th January 2005 01:35 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 5,731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2005 05:01 PM; by Gez

Forum:
DECKING

Jarrah windowsills

Started by Stu, 13th January 2005 08:09 PM

advice, appreciated, attention, bit, brands, brush, buy, condition, dire, feet, floor, hammering, hard, height, jarrah, perth, products, quality, range, reccomend, sills, sun, tend, varnish/polyurethane, wearing, weathered, windowsills

Replies: 2
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2005 12:57 PM; by vsquizz

Forum:
FINISHING

Whores and Hockey players

Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th January 2005 10:51 PM

boy, buy, canada, earlier, feet, florida, half, head, heads, hell, hockey, impressed, leave, lettuce, manager, people, persists, play, players, replied, sell, sir, situation, son, supermarket, tells, whod, whores, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2005 03:45 PM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

Guide to Zen

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:20 PM

ahead, bad, closed, day, days, double, experience, feet, fish, fold, follow, forget, gathers, guide, half, journey, judge, judgment, mile, money, mouth, pocket, quickest, remember, shoes, time, truth, walk, worth, zen

Replies: 3
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2005 03:35 PM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

Blind Parachuting

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:42 PM

300, accomplished, answered, arrival, blind, describing, dogs, door, favorite, feet, final, grass, ground, hand, jump, keen, land, leash, legs, lift, parachuting, quickly, release, ring, sense, slack, smell, sport, told, trees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 06:58 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
JOKES

extension cords

Started by Arthur, 6th May 2004 10:42 AM

$au10, 10m, 3mm, 500mm, 6mx3m, arthur, attached, cable, cord, cords, curtain, electrical, extension, feet, fencing, forever, garden, head, ran, rings, shed, shifted, single, spacing, strand, ties, tripping, wire, wires, workshop

Replies: 8
Views: 4,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2004 10:09 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Hamish & Jock

Started by Iain, 21st October 2004 07:17 PM

blood, consumed, dark, day, dear, feet, fell, finally, fine, flask, god, hamish, heavens, home, jock, leg, looked, malt, offered, pocket, proceeded, return, single, stagger, stumbled, unsteady, upper, warm, wetness

Replies: 1
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 08:49 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Well that REALLY sucked!

Started by DarrylF, 19th September 2004 09:53 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bad, buggered, bunch, car, clean, completely, drain, dry, earlier, fan, feet, floor, front, hail, heater, hit, hours, inches, luck, mdf, nothings, ply, storm, sucked, tilt, timber, water, wet, workshop, wound

Replies: 47
Views: 9,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 12:37 PM; by Bushrat

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Long span garage roof deck, more thoughts

Started by Wildman, 26th September 2004 09:03 PM

beam, beams, blocks, cheaper, concrete, deck, decking, easier, feet, flange, flanges, foam, garage, glue, glued, joists, lightweight, long, material, membrane, ply, roof, rubber, span, steel, thick, thoughts, walls, water, weather

Replies: 4
Views: 8,813

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2004 08:00 PM; by Wildman

Forum:
DECKING

Beer drinkers trouble shooting guide

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:25 AM

action, bar, bartender, beer, blurred, buy, closed, confirm, dark, drinkers, empty, fallen, fault, feet, floor, front, glass, guide, guinness, house, mouth, shooting, space, symptom, tasteless, training, trouble, unusually, warp, wet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,806

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 06:25 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Honeymooners

Started by BigPop, 26th August 2004 11:38 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2004 01:14 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

loft bed

Started by jane99, 18th August 2004 02:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1.5metres, 2.3, additional, bathroom, beams, bed, biggest, ceiling, comments, create, feet, floor, height, issues, jane, loft, metres, renovations, roof, shelves, significantly, smallish, space, spare, sturdy, support, supported, thered, wall, wondering

Replies: 21
Views: 8,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2004 01:05 PM; by Marc

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

A blind man enters a ladies bar

Started by Ian007, 18th August 2004 08:25 PM

220, bar, bartender, belt, black, blind, blonde, declares, enters, explain, feet, girl, gonna, head, joke, karate, ladies, lady, lifter, man, nah, professional, shakes, sitting, tall, times, wanna, weight, woman, wrestler

Replies: 1
Views: 1,952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2004 09:22 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 1 AUG 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 1st August 2004 09:41 PM

1/2, 135, 2400, aug, cover, evening, feet, friends, insulation, quiz, r13, respectfully, rolls, square, thick, wide, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2004 09:46 PM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 25 July 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 25th July 2004 09:43 PM

5/4, board, evening, feet, figure, friends, july, land, pieces, quiz, respectfully, timber, woodworking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2004 09:37 PM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Stringing you along

Started by Wood Borer, 15th July 2004 02:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

add, additional, bit, boats, borer, cut, distance, earth, earth’s, equal, equator, feet, heaps, land, length, lift, non-stretch, people, slack, string, stringing, tie, tight, wood

Replies: 24
Views: 5,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2004 10:32 AM; by silentC

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Turner Brown

Started by Bob Willson, 3rd July 2004 06:48 PM

350, answers, brings, brown, curious, dead, dude, elevator, excuse, faints, falls, feet, figured, floor, god, guy, huge, inch, kneels, lbs, penis, questions, standing, staring, tall, testicles, turner, voice, weak, weigh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2004 10:17 PM; by Ian007

Forum:
JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 27 June 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 27th June 2004 09:51 PM

100, block, concrete, evening, feet, figured, friends, june, lay, mortar, note;, quiz, required, respectfully, square, surface, wall, woodworking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2004 09:59 PM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 17 June 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 17th June 2004 09:36 PM

124, board, contained, evening, feet, friends, june, lumber/timbers, pieces, pile, quiz, respectfully, rough, sawn, woodworking

Replies: 9
Views: 2,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2004 10:28 AM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

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