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Changing Places

Started by Barry_White, 25th October 2004 10:09 AM

900, awoke, bathed, bed, bills, breakfast, changing, cleaned, company, day, dinner, dishwasher, drove, electricity, exhausted, home, infinite, ironing, kids, kitchen, laundry, lord, morning, places, pregnant, school, set, trade, wife, wisdom

Replies: 0
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2004 10:09 AM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

Hamish & Jock

Started by Iain, 21st October 2004 07:17 PM

blood, consumed, dark, day, dear, feet, fell, finally, fine, flask, god, hamish, heavens, home, jock, leg, looked, malt, offered, pocket, proceeded, return, single, stagger, stumbled, unsteady, upper, warm, wetness

Replies: 1
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 08:49 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Hobart Working with Wood Show

Started by Badger, 17th October 2004 03:14 PM

29th, awake, contribution, devonport, email, friday, hobart, home, night, petrol, prefer, returning, ride, stand, travelling, wood, working, www

Replies: 6
Views: 2,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2004 08:24 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
EVENTS

CIA Test

Started by Bob Willson, 15th October 2004 09:23 PM

agent, banging, blanks, brow, chair, cia, crashing, door, eyes, gun, guys, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, screaming, shot, shots, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, test, walls, wife, wiped, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2004 01:58 AM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

The Family Handyman

Started by bitingmidge, 15th October 2004 11:31 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, boards, building, called, coffee, column, eek, family, forum, guess, handyman, happy, home, issue, letter, link, magazine, mail, ozwinners, pages, receive, shoot-out, stuff, subscription, suspiciously, table, theatres, timber, web, webfeat

Replies: 23
Views: 7,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2004 09:21 PM; by Marc

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Old Age

Started by vsquizz, 15th October 2004 11:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 11:30 PM; by vsquizz

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JOKES

Too many women

Started by MarkV, 13th October 2004 11:23 PM

answered, arm, check, coming, condition, dangerous, deal, doc, doctor, friday, girlfriend, guy, happened, home, monday, morning, myex-wife, nights, office, pills, pretty, return, returns, row, saturday, sleeping, sling, viagra, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 11:23 PM; by MarkV

Forum:
JOKES

silent treatment

Started by gemi_babe, 12th October 2004 11:28 PM

500am, 900am, bed, boyfriend, contests, day, discover, equipped, flight, furious, girlfriend, giving, home, kinds, left, lose, missed, morning, noticed, paper, piece, realised, silence, silent, suddenly, treatment, wake, woke, woken, wrote

Replies: 5
Views: 2,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 09:48 PM; by graemet

Forum:
JOKES

1st date

Started by whiskers, 10th October 2004 10:29 PM

1st, arriving, boy, breasts, bring, confronted, date, disgrace, disgraced, evening, family, firstly, fondle, fondled, home, kiss, kissed, lesson, life, maria, momma, remembering, replied, time, top

Replies: 0
Views: 1,710

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2004 10:29 PM; by whiskers

Forum:
JOKES

help with game trainer

Started by macklin, 7th October 2004 10:43 PM

bloom, burner, complicated, correct, couple, directory, doom, downloaded, easy, follow, free, game, hard, home, jean, level, music, system, trainer, trouble, win

Replies: 8
Views: 2,707

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2004 05:41 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Plastering over old downlight holes

Started by Stephen H, 7th October 2004 12:54 PM

ache, ceiling, ceilings, competent, diy, downlight, downlights, embedded, experience, forward, halogens, handyman, hole, holes, home, incandecent, installed, job, neck, patch, plaster, plastering, pluging, replace, style, visible, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 4,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2004 12:53 AM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
PLASTERING

Wireless Internet Everywhere!!

Started by bitingmidge, 2nd October 2004 10:41 AM

$5.00, 15mins, axis, bit, cents, cheers, evil, head, home, internet, locations, mcdonalds, minute, roll, seem-, starbucks, steam, stores, telstras, true, wireless

Replies: 6
Views: 2,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2004 08:04 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cake or BED

Started by gemi_babe, 30th September 2004 11:29 PM

bake, bar, bed, beer, cake, cried, door, enters, fix, fixed, football, forehead, fridge, game, hall, hellooooo, home, honey, house, howd, left, light, notices, repairs, replied, sat, steps, watching, wife, written

Replies: 1
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2004 11:36 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Concrete slab for garden shed

Started by Programmer, 17th September 2004 09:37 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100mm, 75mm, assume, base, cement, clayey, compacted, concrete, cubic, easy, fairly, garden, gravel, home, loads, metre, move, opinions, question, questions, reckon, related, require, shed, slab, soil, specific, thickness, volume, wheelbarrow

Replies: 15
Views: 18,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2004 08:41 AM; by Jon

Forum:
CONCRETING

Cultural differences

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:02 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 06:02 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Irish Accountant

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:45 AM

accountant, aptitude, beer, bottles, carefully, earth, home, irish, listen, lots, paddy, rabbit, rabbits, test, tester

Replies: 0
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 05:45 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Who Gets the Dog?

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM

aback, age, beginning, boy, boys, clergyman, concerned, contest, dead, deep, dog, exclaimed, hed, home, hurting, launched, lie, lies, lying, minute, reverend, sermon, sigh, silence, sin, surrounded, telling, ten, told, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Olympic Condoms

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:47 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:47 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Question for the computer gooroos

Started by Peter R, 21st September 2004 07:15 PM

2000, cartridge, computer, dark, dim, film, gooroos, home, information, ink, lies, mind, mugs, otyher, paper, peter, picture, pictures, process, publisher, question, recesses, relevant, scanner, search, sprayed, sticky, stuck, web, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 2,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2004 09:35 PM; by Peter R

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Paddy & Mick

Started by gemi_babe, 16th September 2004 12:05 PM

27a, bleedin, breaks, bus, depot, disbelief, door, eventually, hands, head, heck, hell, holding, home, idiot, mick, move, night, paddy, replies, rest, roundabout, running, shouts, staggering, steal, sticks, walk, walking, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,897

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2004 03:45 AM; by stevephillips

Forum:
JOKES

Who's Deaf?

Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:19 AM

10ft, 20ft, 40ft, 4th, deaf, dinner, doctor, hear, hearing, home, husband, losing, minutes, question, ready, replies, response, starts, test, time, wife, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 12:19 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Effing Volvo drivers

Started by Christopha, 8th September 2004 03:55 PM

dear, drivers, effing, home, late, night, volvo, wifey

Replies: 5
Views: 2,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 08:56 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

The oirish agin!

Started by Christopha, 9th September 2004 07:09 PM

3rd, agin, ahhh, bar, buy, drink, drinks, dublin, englishman, exceptional, food, foot, hame, happen, home, house, irishman, laid, moment, nuttin, odriscolls, oirish, personally, prefer, pubs, scotsman, set, sister, upstairs, yken

Replies: 3
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2004 12:24 AM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Reasons to love Sydney

Started by craigb, 8th September 2004 10:52 AM

beans, body, car, coffee, difference, donor, ethiopian, grown, home, love, machine, mothers, move, night, opinion, parking, piercings, reasons, space, spend, sperm, strong, sumatran, sydney, taste, taxi, tears, vegetables, visible, week

Replies: 6
Views: 2,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2004 11:44 AM; by PaulS

Forum:
JOKES

contents insurance

Started by jackiew, 6th September 2004 03:27 PM

$2000, agree, belongings, books, cds, collection, company, contents, cover, diy, e.g, exclude, furniture, gerbil, half, home, house, insurance, insured, insurer, items, photos, policies, renovation, replace, stuff, tools, total, type, underinsured

Replies: 6
Views: 2,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2004 10:26 AM; by vsquizz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Just converted

Started by craigb, 3rd September 2004 11:03 PM

$0.30, absolute, advantage, bargain, bloody, board, boy, broadband, click, converted, craig, current, day, deal, dialup, home, installation, mouse, optus, paying, response, rolleyes, time, whacko

Replies: 14
Views: 3,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 09:33 PM; by vsquizz

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

woodies! No :(

Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:32 AM

bar, dad, drunk, home, insult, listens, mother, porn, quiet, screams, sitting, slept, starts, stool, woodies, woody, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:32 AM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

What to do with kiddie craft.

Started by DaveInOz, 27th August 2004 02:57 PM

art, bead, beads, boxes, cardboard, colourfully, confused, craft, creations, curtain, deal, feel, form, growing, home, kiddie, kindergarten, painted, paintings, paper, paste, pile, playgroup, rolleyes, rubish, shed, special, started, threaded, window

Replies: 8
Views: 2,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2004 12:14 AM; by gemi_babe

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The oufit hasn't changed

Started by vsquizz, 29th August 2004 11:08 PM

000, 3600, age, bad, bedroom, chain, changed, choose, chuck, command, england, feel, fire, fond, girlfriend, greenwich, home, knowledge, lounge, meals, metal, navy, oufit, prefer, real, safe, time, told, tonnes, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2004 11:08 PM; by vsquizz

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: How much did you spend in the past 12 mths?

Started by Wongo, 27th April 2004 12:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2003, expenses, furniture, hand, home, improvement, include, money, mths, past, projects, related, routers, sandpaper, saws, spend, table, timber, tools……

Replies: 27
Views: 6,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2004 10:55 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
POLLS

Newbie question - Home renovation

Started by sarules, 17th August 2004 12:45 PM

advance, architraves, bedrooms, cedar, change, doors, doors/architrave, entrance, extension, feel, finish, follow, hallway, home, house, including, leading, newbie, oiled, painted/normal, personal, price, question, renovation, rest, roland, skirting, tag, view, wood

Replies: 8
Views: 2,926

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2004 09:29 AM; by silentC

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Finishing Blackwood

Started by RJF123, 14th August 2004 12:34 PM

blackwood, bung, cal, cover, deep, finish, finishing, french, home, lacquering, linseed, oiling, option, options, outdoors, pew, polishing, resistant, richard, sand, shellac, sitting, suffers, suggest, suitabe, tung, verandah, water, weather, weathering

Replies: 1
Views: 1,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2004 10:25 PM; by zymurgy

Forum:
FINISHING

Democracy

Started by Christopha, 11th August 2004 08:08 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 2,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2004 07:57 PM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

Staining/dying Tas Oak

Started by Termite, 28th July 2004 09:38 AM

advise, bankrupt, book, colour, decided, eek, finish, furniture, genuine, grain, home, ladyship, material, oak, projects, radiata, real, sanding, sealer, stain/dye, staining or dying, swmbo, tas, termite, timber, traditional, type, units, walnut, wax

Replies: 10
Views: 5,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2004 11:53 AM; by TassieKiwi

Forum:
FINISHING

Why I wouldn't swap jobs with my wife

Started by DaveInOz, 6th August 2004 04:37 PM

answered, bewildered, clothes, day, door, eek, food, found, front, happened, headed, home, house, jobs, looked, pile, piles, pyjamas, quickly, sand, smiled, spilled, spread, stairs, stepping, strewn, swap, toys, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2004 12:02 AM; by bob w

Forum:
JOKES

2004

Started by Iain, 8th August 2004 09:16 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2004 09:39 AM; by Ivan in Oz

Forum:
JOKES

Temper temper....

Started by HappyHammer, 20th July 2004 05:04 PM

boss, calmly, car, carried, cars, coming, girlfriend, hammer, headlights, heard, hit, home, hurtling, involved, kerb, loud, misses, mount, noise, phone, pitched, revving, scream, smashed, street, suddenly, temper, walked, walking, withdrew

Replies: 8
Views: 2,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2004 03:01 AM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

drphil

Started by drphil, 26th July 2004 07:19 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 2,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2004 10:15 AM; by seriph1

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

First time sex

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd August 2004 05:09 AM

beer, beers, bit, boy, bum, dad, dads, eyes, home, light, mind, proud, school, sex, sit, son, sore, stand, takes, teachers, tells, time, virgin

Replies: 0
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2004 05:09 AM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Canberra

Started by Shane Watson, 24th July 2004 06:18 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2004 12:27 AM; by DavidG

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Flirting

Started by Baz, 23rd July 2004 09:02 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 09:02 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Toast

Started by silentC, 21st July 2004 04:13 PM

asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, church, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pub, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, wife, won

Replies: 4
Views: 1,629

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2004 07:54 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

Gardening tip

Started by Christopha, 20th July 2004 05:46 PM

air, atop, boom, college, drives, dynamite, empty, farm, fuse, gardening, gradjyate, hardware, hole, home, house, lights, neighbor, outhouse, picks, poop, shooting, short, spreading, stick, sticks, store, sudden, tells, tip, youngn

Replies: 2
Views: 1,855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2004 06:07 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Hardware Problems at home?

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th July 2004 01:13 PM

1.0, 2.0, 7.0, applications, attempting, crash, de-install, dear, designed, desk, girlfriend, hardware, home, install, installed, joe, manual, operating, problems, program, purge, run, saturday, secretary, skirt, software, support, system, thinking, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,878

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2004 02:04 PM; by Gumby

Forum:
JOKES

Bunnings!

Started by Shane Watson, 5th July 2004 09:55 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2004 11:45 PM; by Ian007

Forum:
JOKES

Share Accommodation Available Rural Qld

Started by paeon, 6th July 2004 01:21 AM

418359335, accommodation, bedroom, carport, colorbond, double, estuary, fenced, fruit, furnished, garage, garden, gate, greenhouse, henhouse, hills, home, house, lady, lockup, ocean, owner, panoramic, person/s, qld, rural, screened, share, trees, views

Replies: 2
Views: 2,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2004 09:53 AM; by Gumby

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Telstra SUCKS

Started by echnidna, 3rd July 2004 08:35 PM

$40, accruing, australian, authority, coming, communication, compensation, couple, day, entitled, found, grand, guarantee, hibis, home, isdn, laid, meets, owe, package, provide, refuse, revenge, service, special, standards, sucks, sweet, telstra, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 2,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2004 09:02 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Revenge

Started by vsquizz, 24th June 2004 10:24 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 3,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2004 02:02 AM; by vsquizz

Forum:
JOKES

waterproofing membrane -which one?

Started by joe bloggs, 30th June 2004 07:03 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2004 08:53 AM; by Theva

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Choose your poison

Started by silentC, 30th June 2004 05:45 PM

airborne, attendant, brazen, choice, choose, disgust,, drink, flight, handed, home, irishman, lips, liquor, plane, poison, pompous, priest, quickly, r@ped, replied, rocks, savagely, scotch, seated, taken., touch, tray, wh0res

Replies: 0
Views: 1,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2004 05:45 PM; by silentC

Forum:
JOKES

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Poll: How much did you spend in the past 12 mths?