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Philosophy

Started by Shedhand, 25th January 2007 10:35 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2007 10:50 PM; by Shedhand

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pregnant pause

Started by John Saxton, 1st December 2006 10:10 PM

assurances, brenda, child, confessed, doctor, exam, fine, hand, husband, late, lawn, mow, obstetricians, office, pause, paying, placing, pregnancy, pregnant, reassuring, sex, shoulder, shyly, stage, teacher, time, visit, walk, walking, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 09:34 AM; by RufflyRustic

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Afterlife

Started by Jack Plane, 22nd November 2006 11:11 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2006 11:11 AM; by Jack Plane

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The birds and the bees

Started by Wood Butcher, 3rd November 2006 08:30 AM

age, bees, birds, bunny, bursting, confused, dad, easter, fairy, father, grown-ups, hit, johnny, johnnys, left, live, santa, sex, sobbed, speech, tears, tooth, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 2,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2006 08:30 AM; by Wood Butcher

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1955

Started by John Saxton, 28th October 2006 08:40 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,769

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2006 08:40 PM; by John Saxton

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First Time

Started by Grunt, 15th September 2006 11:35 PM

boy, boyfriend, condoms, dinner, door, excited, family, finally, girl, girlfriend, girls, head, house, idea, inside, leans, meet, meets, minutes, night, pack, parents, pharmacist, seated, sex, table, ten, time, twenty, whispers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 01:22 PM; by Jeff

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Children

Started by Baz, 6th September 2006 06:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 09:28 PM; by JDarvall

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Genie

Started by fred.n, 6th September 2006 08:30 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2006 08:58 PM; by ss_11000

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Warning!

Started by OtakiriLad, 26th August 2006 06:15 PM

bad, beer, drug, entrap, extreme, familiar, female, females, form, home, lifes, male, offered, parties, punishment, savings, scam, servitude, sex, sleep, support, swindled, term, times, unfortunate, unsuspecting, vague, warning, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 2,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 10:59 PM; by Terry B

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It's not what you say, but how you say it

Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM

8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM; by Breslauer

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Stories from the confessional

Started by Eddie Jones, 18th August 2006 11:27 AM

bad, bless, boy, catholic, confessional, cut, drink, f@$^&%, father, finished, forgiven, fronted, guy, half, inside, juice, lad, lemons, night, priest, purchase, sex, smirk, squeeze, stories, swallow, wipe, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 11:27 AM; by Eddie Jones

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Mr. Gorsky

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th August 2006 11:20 PM

1938, 26-year-old, answer, answering, armstrong, ball, bay, brought, died, finally, florida, friend, gorsky, heard, hit, july, kid, luck, moon, neighbors, neil, people, question, questions, remark, reporter, responded, sex, speech, time

Replies: 3
Views: 6,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 10:47 AM; by doublejay

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Father I have sinned....

Started by rtfarty, 15th July 2006 09:15 AM

aisle, altar, boy, church, confession, confessional, dress, enters, fannie, father, front, green, hail, marys, month, months, priest, reflection, replies, sashays, sex, shoes, short, sinned, sinner, sits, slowly, week, whisperingly, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 09:15 AM; by rtfarty

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What do you collect???

Started by Greg Ward, 28th June 2006 09:18 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

affairs, boards, bottle-tops, cedar, collect, difference, displayed, equal, finding, flush, garden, greg, hide, home/castle, meant, model, painting, picasso, picassos, plants, pleasure, pleasure-hit, pleasured, rare, security, sex, specimen, stamps, trains, wonderful

Replies: 27
Views: 3,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2006 11:30 PM; by savage

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Little Johnny again

Started by AlexS, 26th June 2006 01:47 PM

answers, cigarette, drunk, guy, johnny, kid, remember, replies, sex, smoke, smoking, son, start, street, stunned, time, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2006 01:47 PM; by AlexS

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Typical CSM

Started by fred.n, 31st May 2006 07:18 PM

1955, 2130, action, bare, chest, chill, conversation, csm, forget, glancing, hope, lady, looked, lot, maam, major, matter-of-fact, quit, relax, replied, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, typical, voice, watch, wow, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2006 10:01 PM; by Driver

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singing in church

Started by Kev Y., 17th May 2006 08:12 PM

afraid, amazing, blood, church, congregation, cross, fell, grace, grandmother, hymn, memories, mind, minister, morning, nervously, pastor, power, preach, precious, sex, shock, silence, sing, singing, single, stood, sudden, sunday, total, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2006 08:12 PM; by Kev Y.

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Our mate Wongo..... apologies mate!

Started by Christopha, 28th April 2006 10:12 PM

ache, apologies, boss, calls, chinese, feel, headache, hey, hours, house, hurt, leave, legs, makes, mate, nice, sex, sick, stomach, wife, wongo

Replies: 7
Views: 2,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2006 04:51 PM; by Caliban

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How to tell the sex of a fly

Started by Baz, 26th April 2006 07:56 PM

beer, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, killing, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, sex, stalking, swatter, walked, woman, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2006 10:32 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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The Leprechaun and the Golfer...

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th March 2006 07:06 PM

adds, american, answers, bad, ball, drive, famous, fantastic, fer, fine, game, golf, golfer, guy, head, hit, hows, internationally, leprechaun, life, money, responds, sex, shock, situation, week, whispers, wonderful, woods, yer

Replies: 2
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2006 11:47 PM; by doug the slug

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oldy but goody

Started by Christopha, 24th March 2006 10:34 PM

bar, blond, boss, brunette, caught, day, extra, female, fun, gardening, girls, goody, hey, home, house, husband, leave, leaving, normal, office, oldy, quietly, redhead, returns, sex, shell, sneaks, time, tomorrow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 10:34 PM; by Christopha

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No Sex Since 1955

Started by Baz, 10th March 2006 04:10 PM

1955, 2130, action, chill, conversation, forget, glancing, hand, hope, lady, led, looked, lot, love, maam, major, matter-of-fact, military, quit, relax, replied, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, times, voice, watch, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2006 09:50 PM; by Kev Y.

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WWF Hottest Songs

Started by Lignum, 22nd February 2006 12:13 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

american, bachs, band, black, blood, born, club, cult, english, floyd, head, hits, hot, hottest, john, led, living, mind, neil, night, noiseworks, pink, pistols, sex, songs, suite, time, water, wwf, zep

Replies: 19
Views: 3,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2006 10:27 AM; by Lignum

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Never say this

Started by echnidna, 15th January 2006 10:21 PM

3.5, beautiful, bike, birthday, bra, call, dear, defrost, deodorant, died, fake, garage, glad, hate, hows, kid, lady, love, miracle, naked, nightmare, phew, pruny, sex, sheep, sisters, strong, ten, time, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2006 10:21 PM; by echnidna

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Christmas Pressies

Started by fxst, 27th December 2005 08:41 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2006 10:54 PM; by doug the slug

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Chinese Sick Leave

Started by Baz, 19th December 2005 07:41 PM

ache, boss, calls, chinese, chow, feel, headache, hey, hours, house, hung, hurt, leave, legs, makes, nice, sex, sick, stomach, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2005 07:41 PM; by Baz

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Stress

Started by Grunt, 17th December 2005 04:55 PM

business, crowd, damn, door, drinkin, fightin, finally, gonna, gotta, leave, leaving, months, oil, parties, party, people, phil, quits, remember, sex, sick, starts, stops, stress, total, tough, warn, wear, wild, zed

Replies: 2
Views: 1,754

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2005 10:16 AM; by Iain

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Guys Names

Started by Tikki, 26th November 2005 10:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, body, egotistical, fast, geeky, guys, hair, hard, home-schooled, hot, immature, incredibly, jerks, names, nates, nelsons, nice, nicks, owens, players, quiet, reason, romantic, sensitive, sex, sexy, shy, situations, sweet, troublesome

Replies: 21
Views: 3,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2005 12:04 PM; by Blackers

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14 Things You Really Should Have Done Before Getting Married

Started by Kev Y., 3rd November 2005 09:52 PM

bits, carpet, clipping, effort, enjoy, fancy, female-shaped, friends, front, hold, house, inflatable, magazine, marriage, married, marry, mind, naked, opposite, partner, relish, rid, sex, space, straight, things, toenails, walk, wardrobe, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 09:52 PM; by Kev Y.

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The (un)fairer sex.......

Started by Iain, 29th September 2005 07:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

500, argument, attracted, beautiful, bible, business, coffee, cover, day, god, husband, mans, marriage, morning, paper, replied, replies, seminar, sex, silent, stupid, tom, treatment, understand, unfairer, wait, wake, wife, wifes, women

Replies: 15
Views: 3,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2005 04:02 PM; by Stu in Tokyo

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English-His and Hers.

Started by Iain, 24th September 2005 05:13 PM

ahead, attentive, bored, call, cleavage, dance, dinner, dress, english, english-his, englishhis, gay, hungry, love, mens, moron, movie, nice, outfit, pay, sex, shoes, sleepy, talk, tired, tonight, trouble, upset, womens

Replies: 3
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2005 06:52 PM; by Iain

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New Study on SEX

Started by Stu in Tokyo, 17th September 2005 06:38 AM

activities, american, argentina, bother, discovered, forums, hand, hope, late, lengthy, mouse, online, people, read, repeater, scientist, search, sex, sexual, south, study, taking

Replies: 2
Views: 2,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 10:59 AM; by outback

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Who's your Daddy

Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:08 PM

advise, awaiting, blacks, bmw, cataclysmic, child, conceived, conception, confirming, dad, daddy, daughter, economy, father, forms, identity, immaculate, implications, informs, letter, night, party, peter, pope, remember, sex, smith, sons, support, unsure

Replies: 0
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2005 05:08 PM; by Wood Butcher

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It sort-of looses in the translation

Started by Breslauer, 14th August 2005 12:53 AM

bangkok, bar, black, blueberries, cemetery, confusing, forbidden, forest, green, guests, hotel, instance, ladies, lady, leave, lobby, looses, mam, office, ranger, red, restaurant, ripe, sex, sign, sortof, special, swiss, tokyo, translation

Replies: 0
Views: 3,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2005 12:53 AM; by Breslauer

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Slight misunderstanding there

Started by Breslauer, 3rd August 2005 07:30 AM

ahead, bar, beef, bread, bred, cowboy, cowboys, dog, fed, heat, horse, hungry, jerky, mad, misunderstanding, mornin, out;, policedog, policeman, redneck, riding, sex, shade, slight, tied, town, tree, understand, understand;, yells

Replies: 2
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 10:55 PM; by ozwinner

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Heard on the radio

Started by Bob Willson, 19th June 2005 10:06 AM

answers, brian, call, coast, contestant, couple, folks, fox-fm, game, god, gold, heard, hey, hours, huh, laughing, married, match, mate, melbourne, minutes, morning, question, questions, radio, sarah, sex, time, trip, yeah

Replies: 8
Views: 3,979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2005 10:21 AM; by Neo

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Proof The World is Nuts

Started by DonN, 8th July 2005 06:28 PM

alcoholic, allowed, animals, banging, brick, genitals, guam, head, husband, illegal, job, law, legally, makes, male, nuts, pay, people, proof, sex, time, times, vending, virgins, weight, woman, world, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Replies: 4
Views: 1,846

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2005 08:54 PM; by Jack E

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Gone fishing...

Started by AlexS, 4th July 2005 06:10 PM

4th, 5.30, alarm, continue, conversation, deal, easy, fish, fishing, fourth, guy, guys, hour, house, idea, married, nudge, paint, pool, promise, realized, remodel, set, sex, shut, sun-block, wear, weekend, wife, word

Replies: 2
Views: 2,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2005 01:37 PM; by echnidna

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Shane Warne

Started by stephenmeddings, 30th June 2005 12:58 PM

addicted, anniversary, answered, bad, bed, beer, behaviour, box, cans, cash, curiosity, dinner, disappointed, empty, filled, guess, happen, looked, money, promise, redeemed, remind, saddened, sex, shane, shocked, simone, truth, unfaithful, warne

Replies: 11
Views: 1,992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 11:43 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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The Golfer & the Leprechaun

Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th June 2005 11:18 AM

american, answers, bad, ball, cash, drive, famous, fantastic, fer, fine, game, golf, golfer, guy, head, hit, hows, leprechaun, life, money, pocket, pull, reach, sex, situation, thankye, week, wonderful, woods, yer

Replies: 2
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2005 09:37 PM; by Ian007

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Tasmanian Party

Started by Gingermick, 11th June 2005 10:13 AM

alright, business, computer, crowd, damn, definately, disrespect, drink, drinkin, enoch, fighting, gonna, intended, leave, months, party, people, sex, shhould, starts, stereotype, stops, tasmanian, tasmanians, tim, tough, tthe, wear, wih, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2005 09:49 AM; by Kev Y.

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The convict

Started by Breslauer, 11th June 2005 03:50 AM

angry, bathroom, bed, clothes, complain, convict, couple, cute, dangerous, ear, gay, guy, hell, honey, kill, kissing, love, matter, nauseates, neck, resist, responds, satisfy, sex, strong, tells, told, vaseline, whispering, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2005 11:31 AM; by outback

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from the arkives

Started by popawisky, 24th May 2005 12:01 AM

,like, agreed, arkives, ass, bestowed, budge, called, creator, donkey, explains, grant, horrified, life, lion, monkey, monkeying, normal, plenty, received, roared, sex, spare, spoke, ten, twenty, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2005 12:01 AM; by popawisky

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too much reading

Started by Breslauer, 23rd May 2005 04:59 AM

ago, cell, day, days, drinking, eating, fifteen, healthy, heard, kill, meat, morning, phone, read, reading, red, sex, smoking, stay, stopped, twelve, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2005 04:59 AM; by Breslauer

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Not tonight, honey...

Started by silentC, 18th May 2005 09:22 AM

added, apparently, bracelet, buy, day, department, diamond, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewelry, kill, love, pair, picked, satisfy, sex, sexual, shipwreck, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, tonight, touch, woman, women

Replies: 8
Views: 2,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2005 11:35 AM; by Geoff Dean

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kiwi male?

Started by goat, 5th May 2005 09:49 PM

arm, bed, bedroom, headache, kiwi, lying, male, pig, reading, replies, sex, sheep, talking, walks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 09:49 PM; by goat

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If the World was fair to Guys...

Started by numbat, 20th April 2005 02:14 PM

$2000, acceptable, and/or, answer, break, cards, cheers, cop, day, driving, easier, fair, fined, football, friday, guys, hire, hour, lager, lunch, milk, night, opposite, poor, real, response, sex, strippers, time, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2005 09:45 PM; by Wayne Davy

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Abstaining

Started by Shaty40, 8th April 2005 12:43 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2005 02:59 PM; by DaveInOz

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Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

Started by Shane Watson, 29th March 2005 09:02 PM

bad, bald, beergut, chauvinist, created, diminishes, discovered, dog, door, food, front, god, hell, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sex, sexy, shes, shut, strike, told, woman, womans, women, worse

Replies: 7
Views: 2,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:39 AM; by Iain

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Animals

Started by simon c, 31st January 2005 10:11 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 07:35 PM; by simon c

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