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Worth a giggle.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th July 2011 05:00 PM

aeroplane, aisle, board, bomb, breakneck, defecated, detected, dog, duty, feet, giggle, handler, handlers, heroin, impressed, left, meant, passenger, paw, plane, pocket, remarked, replied, rushing, seat, sitting, speed, sudden, tapped, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2011 05:12 PM; by fenderbelly

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Short and Stout

Started by Rodgera, 1st July 2011 10:21 AM

admit, ago, armed, attorney, b.i.l, describe, extra, fat, person, pounds, prosecuting, questioning, replied, robbery, short, stout, town, victorian, witness

Replies: 1
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2011 08:03 PM; by Woodkid

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Rubbery

Started by Charleville, 17th June 2011 06:03 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2011 09:04 PM; by joe greiner

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The Haircut

Started by jredburn, 18th June 2011 11:51 PM

accept, barber, bill, card, changed, community, congressman, cop, diapers, door, dozen, florist, forward, future, haircut, happy, knowing, laughter, left, money, morning, pay, politicians, reason, replied, sense, service, shop, waiting, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2011 12:14 AM; by Ruddy

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Where?

Started by Rodgera, 18th June 2011 12:07 PM

address, box, called, coming, company, customer, dispatching, electric, envelope, exact, knocking, left, lineman, lines, maam, meant, office, post, power, rainstorm, rep, repairmen, replied, service, told, torrential, town, truck, weary

Replies: 0
Views: 1,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2011 12:07 PM; by Rodgera

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At the Doctor

Started by Rodgera, 16th June 2011 12:09 PM

called, doctor, examining, finally, hour, immediately, minutes, nurse, office, outer, replied, scale, wait, weight, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2011 04:04 PM; by RETIRED

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Handy machine

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th June 2011 08:34 PM

absolutely, age, allan, atm, beautiful, decided, door, front, gym, handy, impress, lady, looked, machine, personal, replied, shape, spotted, start, trainer, wallan, woman, woodie, workout

Replies: 9
Views: 1,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2011 07:43 PM; by Woodkid

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Electrical Officer

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2011 09:00 PM

aircraft, answered, assigned, carrier, considered, duties, electrical, fix, granddaughter, hammer, navy, officer, recently, replied

Replies: 0
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 09:00 PM; by Rodgera

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Two Prawns

Started by Barry_White, 7th June 2011 05:48 PM

banged, behold, called, changed, christian, cocktail, cod, coral, cried, day, distraught, eaten, enemy, flooding, found, friend, home, involve, justin, love, mysterious, pal, prawn, prawns, realized, reef, replied, shark, swam, swimming

Replies: 2
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 07:18 PM; by munruben

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Acts 2:38 ..

Started by gawdelpus, 28th May 2011 12:04 AM

238, 38s, act, acts, burglar, caught, church, cuffed, evening, home, intruder, knowing, lady, laugh, life, remember, replied, returned, robbing, save, scripture, send, stand, startled, stop, stopped, valuables, woman, yell, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2011 12:02 PM; by rsser

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Perfectly logical?

Started by Cliff Rogers, 17th May 2011 12:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

buy, carton, cartons, eggs, hell, husband, logical, milk, perfectly, replied, shopping, short, time, wife

Replies: 19
Views: 2,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2011 08:43 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Alan and Ray building a shed

Started by munruben, 6th May 2011 10:36 PM

alan, bag, bit, building, ceiling, floorboards, head, heads, nail, nailing, nails, notices, picks, prided, ray, replied, shed, smarter, started, stupid, throw, tossed, wallan, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2011 02:06 PM; by Rum Pig

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Secret Shopper

Started by Rodgera, 5th May 2011 10:59 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,661

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2011 10:59 PM; by Rodgera

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Turpentine vs. Holy Water

Started by Woodwould, 18th April 2011 11:40 AM

ar5e, baby, boy, called, cats, davidson, footpath, harley, healthy, holy, liquid, pass, powerful, pregnant, priest, replied, rise, rub, shell, sitting, sonny, tummy, turpentine, turps, watching, water, water;, womans, world, world;

Replies: 9
Views: 1,974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2011 11:09 AM; by Rodgera

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I love you!

Started by Woodwould, 25th March 2011 10:22 AM

beer, husband, love, replied, sitting, talking, verandah, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2011 05:49 PM; by underfoot

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Signatures???

Started by Ricardito, 26th March 2011 10:23 PM

ago, agreed, aware, changed, formally, forums, hours, link, message, mods, neil, neill, permission, permission?o, post, publicise, replied, replies, sig, signature, signatures

Replies: 9
Views: 1,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2011 03:00 PM; by Ricardito

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Millionaire

Started by Rodgera, 23rd March 2011 11:55 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2011 11:55 PM; by Rodgera

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Gotta like this one

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st March 2011 09:46 AM

agreed, astonishment, aussie, aussies, board, bought, buy, clever, conductor, cram, departs, door, game, gotta, idea, knocks, learn, maori, maoris, mate, replied, return, shown, single, ticket, toilet, train, travel, trip, watch

Replies: 3
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2011 04:57 PM; by Grommett

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God loves a drunk too you know

Started by John Saxton, 16th March 2011 12:43 AM

300, answer, ashamed, bed, broke, calls, chance, cheers, dark, door, dressed, drunk, god, guys, helped, husband, loves, morning, people, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, returns, slams, swing, told, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,661

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 08:59 PM; by Grommett

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Irish Sausage

Started by John Saxton, 16th March 2011 01:35 PM

aisle, bratwurst, bunnings, clerk, customer, days, dog, german, guy, hot, hurry, irish, italian, jewish, kosher, lecture, mexican, offended, polish, racism, replied, sausage, scream, sensitivity, taco

Replies: 3
Views: 1,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 05:28 PM; by Grommett

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24 hr Service

Started by Rodgera, 22nd February 2011 01:44 PM

24-hour, cleaned, cleaning, clothes, customer, day, explaining, found, friday, hour, hours, hurry, munruben, pressing, proprietor, protested, read, replied, reproachfully, saturday, searched, service, sign, son, suit, thursday, todays, tomorrow, town, visiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2011 01:44 PM; by Rodgera

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OLD AGE Problems

Started by gawdelpus, 28th January 2011 08:22 AM

85-year-old, age, arleen, armpit, called, cheers, count, day, doctor, door, exam, hand, hands, jar, john, knees, lady, left, mouth, neighbor, physical, problems, replied, requested, shocked, sperm, squeezin, teeth, wife, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2011 01:07 PM; by Mulgabill

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Allan's Valentines Day Gift

Started by wheelinround, 14th February 2011 12:38 PM

added, allan, allans, answer, appreciated, bag, belt, bit, bought, chauvinist, cleaner, day, friend, gift, hope, john, replied, smiled, thoughtful, vacuum, valentines, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2011 05:44 AM; by Rodgera

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Biker humour

Started by Woodwould, 4th February 2011 10:45 PM

bike, biker, bikers, bridge, burly, commit, deep, dressing, famous, finished, girl, humour, insensitive, jump, kiss, leader, lingering, miss, opportunity, parents, real, replied, riding, stopped, suicide, talent, tough, wasting, wow

Replies: 5
Views: 1,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2011 08:49 PM; by stuffy

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To Each his own

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2011 11:12 PM

applause, bit, change, doctor, edge, embarrassed, equally, erupted, exam, friends, guys, heads, here;, impotence, inquire, loud, mess, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, retired, sex, snapped, usual, voice, waiting, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2011 10:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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36000ft

Started by Biggles73, 25th January 2011 10:25 PM

aircraft, alert, attached, attendants, blew, calmly, confidently, confirmed, crew, demeanor, door, engine, engines, exploded, feel, flight, grabbed, handing, package, packages, parachutes, passenger, passengers, pilot, replied, sat, seats, spoke, walked, worry

Replies: 1
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2011 01:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Waterproofing

Started by Rodgera, 21st January 2011 02:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2011 02:25 PM; by Rodgera

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Pressie for teacher

Started by fenderbelly, 13th January 2011 09:29 AM

bit, bouquet, box, boy, brought, champagne, children, daughter, day, drop, finger, florists, flowers, gifts, guessed, heavy, leaking, lifted, liquid, owners, pressie, puppy, replied, school, scotch, son, sweet-shop, tasted, teacher, touched

Replies: 1
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2011 09:46 AM; by munruben

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Horse sale

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th December 2010 09:59 PM

alan, died, friday, horse, munruben, rang, replied, sale, sold, strange, thursday, told, wheelinaround

Replies: 4
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2010 10:48 AM; by wheelinround

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Unable to Speak

Started by Rodgera, 10th December 2010 04:16 PM

accident, bed, consciousness, date, handed, involved, married, munruben, nurse, paper, pencil, piece, regained, replied, serious, speak, stand, unable, unconscious, wishing, word, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2010 10:51 AM; by Rodgera

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Thats how my week went.

Started by munruben, 2nd December 2010 10:46 AM

america, antlers, awful, balanced, brighter, coming, creature, decided, draped, drive, enjoying, grocery, guy, hat, home, local, note, party, phone, poor, questions, replied, shot, siamese, store, telephone, thinking, twins, visit, week

Replies: 4
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2010 09:54 PM; by Rodgera

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Footballer's problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2010 07:22 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, ambushed, answered, band, beaten, brother, coach, collingwood, coming, day, father, fault, footballer, game, goals, joined, looters, moved, mum, play, problems, replied, robbed, shot, sister, store, street, time, wonderful, youngster

Replies: 16
Views: 3,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2010 12:32 PM; by fenderbelly

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What to do when it snows in NFLD

Started by fenderbelly, 31st October 2010 11:33 PM

announcer, breakfast, car, cornerbrook, even-numbered, expecting, garage, honey, husband, inches, leave, love, married, moved, newfoundland, nfld, park, radio, replied, snow, snowplows, snows, street, time, understanding, voice, week, wife, womenexhibit, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2010 10:41 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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The Truck stop

Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2010 11:03 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,856

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2010 11:07 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Goldfish problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th October 2010 10:01 AM

allan, bowl, brother, checked, epilepsy, goldfish, healthy, informed, normal, perfectly, problem, replied, vet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2010 02:00 PM; by munruben

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True Meaning

Started by Rodgera, 12th October 2010 05:06 PM

attempt, correct, golfing, instructor, lesson, meaning, means, p-u-t, p-u-t-t, putt, replied, schoolteacher, spelt, taking, true, vain, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2010 05:06 PM; by Rodgera

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CEO Blunder

Started by Rodgera, 8th October 2010 02:20 PM

20-minute, audience, baffled, blunder, ceo, convention, copies, demanded, employees, event, extra, finished, furious, half, hour-long, idea, jenkins, punchy, replied, returned, scheduled, speak, speech, walked, write, writing, wrote

Replies: 1
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2010 07:57 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Instructions?

Started by Rodgera, 22nd September 2010 02:43 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2010 06:09 PM; by wheelinround

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Bedtime Attire

Started by Rodgera, 23rd September 2010 11:30 AM

attire, bed, bedtime, closet, combined, dry, drying, finished, formal, frequent, gloves, hand, harsh, husband, job, medical, night, pair, reading, replied, selected, showering, skin, technologist, tie, towel, washing, wearing, weather, white

Replies: 2
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2010 06:33 PM; by fenderbelly

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Fairy Tales

Started by Rodgera, 24th September 2010 03:26 PM

begin, daddy, elected, fairy, father, girl, promise, replied, series, tales, time

Replies: 4
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2010 09:55 AM; by Greg Ward

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The Wheelbarrow

Started by Rodgera, 17th September 2010 06:01 PM

bet, braggart, bragging, construction, feat, fun, grabbed, handles, haul, minutes, money, mouth, nodding, outbuilding, outdo, reached, replied, site, special, strength, strong, wages, weeks, wheel, wheelbarrow, worker, workmen

Replies: 2
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2010 09:12 AM; by robbo266317

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Presents for the grandchildren

Started by robbo266317, 27th August 2010 10:16 PM

beaming, buy, called, carve, decided, grandchild, grandchildren, horse, intentions, k-mart, love, neighbor, next-door, plastic, presents, replied, rocking, shaped, unborn, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2010 11:35 AM; by Dave50

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How's norma?

Started by WoodJunky, 17th August 2010 08:37 PM

302, bless, blood, cohen, daughter, discharged, findlay, fine;, glad, god, grandmother, hold, news, norma, normal, nurse, operator, patient, phone, physician, pressure, replied, scheduled, speak, telephoned, tells, told, tomorrow, wonderful, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2010 06:15 PM; by Dave50

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A Catholic Heart Attack

Started by groverwa, 16th August 2010 10:47 AM

agitated, attack, awakened, bank, bill, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, cost, god, health, heart, insurance, lifesaving, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, sudden, suffered, surgery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2010 06:15 PM; by metester

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Thieves

Started by oges, 4th August 2010 08:43 AM

ambulance, arrived, burgulars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, george, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, thieves, tools, truck, waited, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2010 07:31 PM; by ajw

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I don't understand why

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st August 2010 10:22 PM

allan, lover, marriage, month, nahhh, progress, replied, report, secret, stale, talking, understand, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2010 11:09 AM; by wheelinround

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Bargain

Started by bullfright, 1st August 2010 05:06 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2010 10:37 AM; by fenderbelly

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In the park

Started by munruben, 30th July 2010 07:07 PM

bench, crossly, dog, feel, flea, fleas.”, opposite, park, replied, shoe.”, sitting, woman, “midnight, “please, “this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2010 07:07 PM; by munruben

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The kind Scotsman

Started by Grumpy John, 14th July 2010 08:20 AM

afternoon, answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, investigate, kind, limousine, love, poor, replied, riding, roadside, scotsman, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,859

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 12:20 PM; by Rodgera

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medical term

Started by groverwa, 15th July 2010 05:12 AM

complete, doc, doctor, english, examination, house, lazy, medical, plain, replied, term, terminology, told, wife, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 05:12 AM; by groverwa

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