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Eternal life pills

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 04:07 PM

1524, 1882, 1946, agree, allan, arrested, bloke, chin.d, claim, day, dying, eternal, fake, grin, hope, john, life, munruben, p.s, pills, police, previously, qld, selling, silentc, smile, time, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:25 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

West Africa, gold and romance

Started by Wongo, 13th August 2007 04:48 PM

afp, africa, assistant, australian, bamako, canadian, commissioner, convincing, email, embassy, federal, gold, gregor, involved, kidnappers, mali, morris, negotiated, operation, police, ransom, rescue, rescued, romance, team, telephone, tim, west, yesterday

Replies: 14
Views: 1,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 11:47 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ted

Started by funkychicken, 24th July 2007 09:46 PM

bag, banana, berries, billy, bush, bushgranger, bushgranging, compliments.”, dreamy, foe.”, goat, holding, joe, laura, looked, loot, police, replied, ruffling, spoke, supatroopa, ted, toe, toe.”, voice, “here, “honestly, “she, “you, “…”

Replies: 4
Views: 5,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2007 07:30 PM; by ernknot

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A Woodies Yarn

Lock 'em up and throw away the key or hang 'em.

Started by journeyman Mick, 25th July 2007 01:26 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bloody, conditions, dealt, draw, government, hang, impact, incarceration, individual, key, legislation, life, lifetime, lock, low, mick, paedophile, parole, people, police, punishment, reflects, rehabilitated, rights, satisfactorily, society, societys, throw, townsville, values

Replies: 44
Views: 5,848

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2007 12:49 PM; by Glen

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

You Made the News

Started by rrich, 15th July 2007 03:08 PM

$1000, ago, appears, blokes, board, california, chpies, cremation, diego, driver, famous, highway, incident, killed, mates, news, paid, patrol, pay, police, san, similar, stolen, tank

Replies: 12
Views: 2,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 11:26 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A blond moment

Started by munruben, 14th July 2007 09:42 PM

bag, blond, bottom, car, cop, cycle, driver, driving, duty, equally, exclaimed, found, handbag, handing, looked, luckily, mirror, moment, motor, officer, photo, picture, police, pulled, searched, speeding, started, ticket, tore, writing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2007 09:42 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

an oldie but a goodie

Started by Sebastiaan56, 25th June 2007 08:50 AM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, goodie, heard, kmph, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, oldie, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2007 06:31 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

80 kph

Started by Tonyz, 8th June 2007 07:16 PM

80km/h, attached, cab, caller, company, dispatchers, driver, front, grille, guy, highway, kathy, kph, lodged, michigan, morton, police, pushing, red, release, ride, semi, sergeant, stepped, told, tony, truck, trucking, wheelchair, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 1,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2007 06:09 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Very droll

Started by craigb, 7th June 2007 04:12 PM

actions, admit, baby, bands, beatles-loving, beer, burglar, carry, chains, conscience, decided, droll, fine, hold, home, judge, life, listen, mccormack, night, police, run, sentenced, stole, thief, time, todd, wait, weight, witness

Replies: 0
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2007 04:12 PM; by craigb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

guess who I had a visit from!

Started by Kev Y., 24th April 2007 12:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1130, ache, amused, arrived, baffeld, breaking, brushes, certianly, crap, doors, fairies, fessed, guess, heart, hoping, indicating, kinda, left, locked, paint, painting, police, reported, rollers, save, smell, tools, touched, turps, visit

Replies: 18
Views: 2,710

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2007 10:04 PM; by Kev Y.

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Shooting Rabbits

Started by Grunt, 31st March 2007 03:06 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

.22, acceptable, acres, air, assuming, bit, burrowing, chris, concerned, eating, frickers, google, hunting, license, licensing, person, planting, poisons, police, property, rabbit, rabbits, requirements, rifle, shooting, size, tank, thinking, trees, water

Replies: 50
Views: 17,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2007 09:27 PM; by Article99

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How To get Around The London Underground Quicker

Started by Metal Head, 30th March 2007 10:59 AM

act, attempting, british, call, clip, concerned, dangerous, death, escalator, individual, injury, irresponsible, london, naive, network, passengers, police, quicker, reckless, resulted, serious, similar, spokesman, strongest, stupid, transport, tube, underground, urged, witnesses

Replies: 1
Views: 1,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2007 11:06 AM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A lovely story

Started by Daddles, 29th March 2007 02:57 PM

bicycle, bike, bikes, called, cops, crime, drunk, found, guy, hisako, home, japanese, koban, leave, lock, lovely, night, officer, police, station, stolen, stop, story, taguchi, thief, time, tokyo, told, train, yoshioka

Replies: 3
Views: 2,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2007 01:26 AM; by Schtoo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sex On The Job!!

Started by Metal Head, 27th March 2007 09:00 AM

alice, apologising, bedroom, bizarre, broke, bunn, burglar, burglaries, burglars, fleeing, footballer, funny, home, house, job, lindsay, mark, northern, past, police, ranks, returned, sex, springs, story, talking, territory, told, week, wildlife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2007 09:35 AM; by JackoH

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Police disarm man with chainsaw

Started by Grunt, 20th February 2007 12:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

age, arms, bloke, chainsaw, disarm, lost, man, police, poor

Replies: 26
Views: 3,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2007 09:23 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

short story

Started by thefixer, 4th February 2007 01:27 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2007 05:41 PM; by Black Ned

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JOKES

More re-hashed internet tripe for Bleedin Thumb

Started by Jack Plane, 25th January 2007 02:48 PM

bleedin, boom, brother, buy, colin, cream, cricket, cross-eyed, day, doctor, doctors, driving, eyes, fat, finally, green, internet, kayak, left, note, people, police, pulled, rehashed, round, thumb, tripe, vet, walk, windscreen

Replies: 1
Views: 1,606

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2007 08:51 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

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JOKES

Top 8 Morons of 2006

Started by Breslauer, 23rd January 2007 07:56 AM

2006, bakersfield, bank, boat, check, desert, east, finale, fired, gun, hard, hour, hours, isabella, john, king, lake, lineup, located, marina, matter, money, morons, police, president, shouted, stand, summer, walter, water

Replies: 10
Views: 2,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2007 03:03 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

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JOKES

Kyogle rock throwers

Started by Farm boy, 13th December 2006 08:57 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

#####, addresses, bill, board, caught, cheers, crew, decided, greg, hear, hey, informed, jake, kids, kyogle, morning, parents, police, repair, rock, rocks, school, schools, throw, throwers, train, unfortunatually, windscreen, windscreenseek, winging

Replies: 16
Views: 3,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2006 01:36 PM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Finally, an accurate accident report

Started by Daddles, 8th December 2006 11:14 PM

accident, accurate, alcohol, approaching, bridge, death, driver, dumbass, everclear, finally, highway, idiotic, investigators, jake, littered, marks, mills, motorist, occurred, partner, police, railroad, report, scene, stupid, stupidity, sundays, train, vehicle, zemke

Replies: 2
Views: 1,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 07:55 AM; by Flowboy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Quality NZ Police

Started by Tonyz, 21st November 2006 09:43 PM

16-year-old, 21-year-old, accidentally, afp, attempts, clumsy, constable, daughter, dispute, domestic, eventually, gun, hit, hitting, loading, mans, officer, pepper, police, policeman, quality, shot, son, spray, stun, succeeded, target, teenager, unintended, zealand

Replies: 7
Views: 2,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2006 01:05 PM; by MurrayD99

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JOKES

Last Will and Testament of a Cop

Started by Wood Butcher, 7th November 2006 07:42 PM

assist, bargained, cop, coppers, country, crown, equipment, home, hope, leave, malicious, officer, officers, plea, police, poor, promotion, prosecutions, set, solicitors, testament, time, training, walk, water, wave, wings, wishes, withdrew, worthy

Replies: 4
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2006 10:43 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Irish Joke

Started by rtfarty, 20th October 2006 06:52 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,844

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2006 06:52 AM; by rtfarty

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JOKES

Great start to the day

Started by Rossluck, 13th September 2006 06:43 PM

blame, bowser, buckets, collingwood, dan, day, diesel, drums, final, fresh, fuel, great, happen, impatience, jumping, litre, litres, penny, police, pouring, pump, refill, start, supporters, tipped, truck, trundling, twenty, unleaded, worst

Replies: 7
Views: 1,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2006 04:56 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Speeding Excuse

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th August 2006 08:40 PM

ago, bat, bring, car, caught, cop, deceided, driver, excuse, freeway, heard, hell, knock, miles, minute, officer, police, policeman, pulled, racing, ran, realized, replied, road, run, speeding, time, warning, weeks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 08:40 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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JOKES

Has it come to this?

Started by Groggy, 23rd June 2006 03:17 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

10-cinema, ages, beat, busily, cameras, car, click, competely, complex, crossing, door, drive, fist, fools, front, head, ignoring, knee, lit, lock, moment, passing, people, police, shook, shove, speed, tempted, throat, walked

Replies: 30
Views: 4,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 04:16 PM; by Markw

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Speeding fine

Started by Rossluck, 22nd July 2006 11:06 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

60km, 700, 80km, add, bad, booked, books, brought, catch, collecting, date, fine, imagine, officer, people, police, quickly, replies, revenue, roadworkers, roadworks, set, sign, slow, speeding, surely, technical, time, traffic, trap

Replies: 115
Views: 11,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 09:45 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Kiddie's Sayings

Started by Carry Pine, 14th June 2006 06:47 PM

4-year-old, 5-year-old, answered, bible, boy, children, daughter, day, elderly, found, front, girl, hole, kiddie, mother, note, nudity, pages, parents, phone, police, read, report, sayings, school, seat, son, staring, talk, van

Replies: 10
Views: 2,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2006 07:48 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Letter of Explanation to ones Commanding Officer

Started by Carpenter, 20th May 2006 11:49 AM

attempt, australian, bar, bed, carry, commanding, company, cpl, dance, dancing, drapes, events, explanation, fire, foyer, hotel, letter, local, natural, officer, police, pool, rescue, security, sgt, soldiers, step, ten, wall, williams

Replies: 6
Views: 2,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2006 10:02 PM; by Stuart

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JOKES

Crim dies while doing a break & enter

Started by Ian007, 14th April 2006 04:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

addict/crim, advertiser, bit, bloke, body, break, broke, couple, crim, days, dead, diabetes, dies, drug, enter, freaked, home, house, ian, inside, meds, naked, owner, owners, police, read, reckon, roof, serves, todays

Replies: 24
Views: 2,740

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 10:44 AM; by Wood Butcher

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One For DanP

Started by Ashore, 18th March 2006 09:09 PM

alcohol, bar, breathalyser, broken, car, danp, decoy, designated, drive, dumbfounded, equipment, left, lights, minutes, officer, park, patiently, patrol, police, pulled, remained, road, said;, slowly, started, stationary, switched, time, vehicles, waited

Replies: 6
Views: 1,992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2006 03:31 PM; by DanP

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JOKES

Speeding excuse

Started by Ashore, 15th March 2006 06:51 PM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, excuse, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife, wind

Replies: 3
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2006 10:28 PM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

a born looser

Started by Kev Y., 14th March 2006 05:32 PM

bar, born, boss, building, cab, car, cards, credit, crying, drink, driver, drives, fires, found, gardener, home, late, leave, left, life, looser, office, outrage, poison, police, sleeping, stolen, truck, wallet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 10:06 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

No-one believes Seniors

Started by Breslauer, 9th February 2006 07:50 AM

andy, armoured, attic, bag, beginning, believes, canvassing, car, copper, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, lying, money, neighbourhood, pardon, partner, police, policemen, question, sally, school, senile, seniors, story, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2006 07:50 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Revenge can be sweet

Started by Kev Y., 3rd February 2006 10:24 PM

$800.00, 14.35, 16th, 2006, bag, camera, car, cop, date, digital, fine, finishes, hi-visibility, highway, inspector, issues, january, leaving, photographs, police, policeman, proceeds, revenge, sweet, time, traffic, vehicle, vest, wearing, workcover

Replies: 6
Views: 2,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 03:12 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

only in america

Started by Tonyz, 24th January 2006 11:39 AM

america, arrested, ask?rolleyes, attorney, caleb, chest, confused, county, district, father, ground, hitting, kackstetter, klamath, knocked, leg, missed, multiple, officer, passenger, police, prosthetic, removed, report, situation, son, threw, times, trooper, vehicle

Replies: 14
Views: 2,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2006 08:34 PM; by stevebaby

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The honest wife

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 08:14 AM

belt, car, control, cruise, detector, drinking, driver, fine, honest, husband, license, love, maam, mouth, officer, pocket, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, talk, ticket, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 08:14 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: Road spy

Started by Gingermick, 11th January 2006 10:23 AM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 11:13 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Commonwealth Games in Melbourne

Started by ozwinner, 4th January 2006 07:01 PM

biggest, boats, bombs, close, combat, commonwealth, control, crowds, day, equiped, evil, gadgetry, games, hour, melbourne, mind, pistols, plans, police, ppl, realy, released, seadoos, sorts, supersoaker, toughest, victoria, water, weapon, wet

Replies: 13
Views: 2,008

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2006 11:53 PM; by martrix

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A hearwarming Christmas Story

Started by craigb, 14th December 2005 11:16 AM

beat, beats, breaking, character, chatting, christmas, claus, clue, department, eyes, fingers, germany, glint, head, hearwarming, home, identities, minute, passengers, police, protect, santa, searching, shoppers, stefan, stettler, story, stressed-out, time, wiesbaden

Replies: 7
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2005 02:49 PM; by Clinton1

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

2005 Darwin Awards

Started by Driver, 6th November 2005 12:42 PM

2005, apparently, arrow, awards, bit, bushes, crashed, darwin, fence, friend, hawkins, hit, holly, hospital, hubal, knife, late, mouth, party, payne, pernicky, pickup, police, removed, roberts, runner-up, shorts, tower, tree, truck

Replies: 7
Views: 2,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2005 09:09 PM; by biotechy2k

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JOKES

If you thought it gets better, it does.... Mk II

Started by Wood Butcher, 30th October 2005 03:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admit, andy, bit, car, cars, clothes, coffee, contents, couch, crest, day, fine, happened, insurance, mac, managed, markets, minutes, morning, people, police, road, straight, swmbo, tea, thought, time, town, traffic, walking

Replies: 15
Views: 3,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 05:20 PM; by Trav

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

stupid people stories

Started by Kev Y., 17th October 2005 01:20 AM

actual, amount, boss, call, card, computers, credit, day, deer, employees, excited, explained, idiots, lab, local, neighbor, office, partner, people, police, receipt, shortest, signature, signed, stories, stupid, suspect, taco, time, visibly

Replies: 1
Views: 3,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2005 11:02 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Toby - NZ citizen of the year!

Started by Eastie, 23rd September 2005 04:58 PM

appearance, booths, centre, citizen, closely, disputing, dog, election, electoral, enrolment, grunt, highlights, hope, insists, manager, matter, police, polling, referred, registered, rhodes, rhodess, roll, scrutinised, story, system, toby, vote, year, zealands

Replies: 6
Views: 1,985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2005 03:22 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Aussie ingenuity at its best!

Started by gazaly, 8th September 2005 01:41 PM

aussie, axes, birthday, bust, calling, chop, cocaine, cops, descend, firewood, happy, hey, house, ingenuity, leave, maaaaated, phone, piece, police, report, rings, search, shed, swear, telephone, wazz, wazza, wazzas, yeah, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 11:06 PM; by joseph84

Forum:
JOKES

Only an Aussie could pull this off!

Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:05 PM

allegedly, aussie, bar, breathalyser, car, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pull, pulled, remained, reversed, road, slowly, started, stationary, story, switched, tooted, true, vehicle, vehicles

Replies: 7
Views: 2,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2005 05:18 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

Emergency

Started by Just George, 6th August 2005 02:15 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

address, ambulance, book, communicate, contach, contacts, emergency, faced, fire, heap, ice, identification, injured, killed, list, listed, lost, mobile, names, people, phone, phones, police, posts, reply, spread, stands, started, teamsie, top

Replies: 34
Views: 6,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 10:08 AM; by Stuart

Forum:
SAFETY

Craporium Land

Started by ozwinner, 26th June 2005 09:08 PM

booty, cameras, cents, craporium, dogs, drive, easy, everthing, female, foiled, gate, hah, haste, installed, land, missus, piccys, pick, police, post, prck, pricless, record, rego, regos, revenge, shop, sweet, usless, videos

Replies: 6
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2005 11:05 PM; by craigb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Welcome back viewers

Started by ozwinner, 1st June 2005 08:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

angry, bricklayer, btw, caught, challenged, charges, confused, cool, day, days, fright, items, laid, life, missus, paid, pick, police, ppl, sad, scarey, shes, shop, sign, stealing, viewers, visit, week, wife, world

Replies: 22
Views: 2,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2005 10:09 PM; by Caliban

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Police Drug Testing

Started by Tikki, 26th May 2005 08:01 PM

caller, casual, danp, detected, drivers, drug, government, introduction, labour, marijuana, police, radio, rejected, talkback, test, testing, tikki, user

Replies: 13
Views: 2,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2005 11:32 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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